my daughter's tooth came out last night...
kids dad up taking a piss.....its fucking loud!!
anyway....best put the kettle on for him....
so my son did not do his homework yesterday, and yesterday i had forgotten it was sunday....i went through most of the day thinking it saturday and not until about 6pm when my daughter wanted to go to Iceland for snaky stuff and her dad said 'its closed on sundays' did the penny drop...oh of fucking course....it is sunday today....anyway blah blah blah....so our son stomps downstairs around 10:30pm (me and my daughter had gone to bed but were not yet asleep) and begins making a noise playing with his 'tech deck'....mini finger skateboard...i know....wtf is the point in that...i could understand if he didn't actually have actual size skateboards...he has 2 pennyboards....a 'two bare feet' skateboard and a 'no fear' long board....yet he practices and percieves the achievement of 'tricks' with his finger skateboards as real accomplishments....anyway...bit pointless....but he's making a noise...his dad is noisy and drinking and quite happy for the company....me and my daughter both yell down for them to shut up.....then out of nowhere......my son comes back upstairs......has a personality replacement.....and charges downstairs in a flap about his undone homework......this becomes a heated tirade off of him towards his dad....who rambles a few drunken sentences.....our son shouts at him to shut the fuck up....now NEVER would our son DARE shout this at his dad when his dad is sober....and NEVER would his dad let him....but things seem different when he's had a few drinks......things end on our son throwing his homework book at his dad....i'm descending down the stairs to witness this....then he switches the light off on his dad......his dad doesn't exactly seem pee'd off at that point....but fuck me he is now!!!!
during the night....our son comes to tell me he's been sick and his throat hurts....i could see this one coming a mile off......but i thought he had faked the whole being sick and been tipping water down the toilet to make the sound effects.....but when i do get up....at 5:30......i see there is indeed sick in the toilet and our son being sick.....so i know its pointless me going back to sleep for an hour only to be more tired when my alarm goes off so i stay up.....now i'm in a battle with the kids dad about whether our son has the day off school or not.....i am adamant that he has the day off.....he's been sick for fucks sake...actually sick....yes maybe self induced for not having done his hoimework....yes he needs more pressure on him to get it done as and when he gets given it.......but he has been sick
oh this is boring shit
this is my life......today begins with our son being sick...i get up and help our son while he's being sick i score 0 points......i get up and eat my sons sick.....i score 3 points....ewww grosse....i'm not that desperate for fucking points....a bit of window smashing will do it
kids dad up taking a piss.....its fucking loud!!
anyway....best put the kettle on for him....
so my son did not do his homework yesterday, and yesterday i had forgotten it was sunday....i went through most of the day thinking it saturday and not until about 6pm when my daughter wanted to go to Iceland for snaky stuff and her dad said 'its closed on sundays' did the penny drop...oh of fucking course....it is sunday today....anyway blah blah blah....so our son stomps downstairs around 10:30pm (me and my daughter had gone to bed but were not yet asleep) and begins making a noise playing with his 'tech deck'....mini finger skateboard...i know....wtf is the point in that...i could understand if he didn't actually have actual size skateboards...he has 2 pennyboards....a 'two bare feet' skateboard and a 'no fear' long board....yet he practices and percieves the achievement of 'tricks' with his finger skateboards as real accomplishments....anyway...bit pointless....but he's making a noise...his dad is noisy and drinking and quite happy for the company....me and my daughter both yell down for them to shut up.....then out of nowhere......my son comes back upstairs......has a personality replacement.....and charges downstairs in a flap about his undone homework......this becomes a heated tirade off of him towards his dad....who rambles a few drunken sentences.....our son shouts at him to shut the fuck up....now NEVER would our son DARE shout this at his dad when his dad is sober....and NEVER would his dad let him....but things seem different when he's had a few drinks......things end on our son throwing his homework book at his dad....i'm descending down the stairs to witness this....then he switches the light off on his dad......his dad doesn't exactly seem pee'd off at that point....but fuck me he is now!!!!
during the night....our son comes to tell me he's been sick and his throat hurts....i could see this one coming a mile off......but i thought he had faked the whole being sick and been tipping water down the toilet to make the sound effects.....but when i do get up....at 5:30......i see there is indeed sick in the toilet and our son being sick.....so i know its pointless me going back to sleep for an hour only to be more tired when my alarm goes off so i stay up.....now i'm in a battle with the kids dad about whether our son has the day off school or not.....i am adamant that he has the day off.....he's been sick for fucks sake...actually sick....yes maybe self induced for not having done his hoimework....yes he needs more pressure on him to get it done as and when he gets given it.......but he has been sick
oh this is boring shit
this is my life......today begins with our son being sick...i get up and help our son while he's being sick i score 0 points......i get up and eat my sons sick.....i score 3 points....ewww grosse....i'm not that desperate for fucking points....a bit of window smashing will do it