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Tom Cruise is fucking nuts

I just have to share this with you guys:
The mysterious growth and ungrowth of Katie Holmes *bump*
what do u think Is this whole pregnancy thing really just a stupid farce?
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Some of my clothes make me look waaay more pregnant than others. But going from a totally flat stomach on Oct. 2 to that big huge bump with her belly button sticking out six days later is kinda suspicious. But what is that big black blotch on her left side in that pic? If that shadow wasn't there she wouldn't look nearly as pregnant. :\
 
After earlier defending TC in this thread, I now have to retract my statements and hate him. Like Katie Holmes even holds a pinlight to Penelope. What the fuck is he having a midlife crisis? He's like knocked up his friend's homely daughter. I have to go rewire some neurocircuits. wtf, somebody make me like TC again. I'm so distraught.
 
only in america...

can you pay an organisation hundreds of thousands of dollars... to learn how to jump a couch.
 
Katie Holmes: Steamy Sex Scene Mystery

There's mystery at the Sundance Film Festival, which is taking place now in Park City, Utah: A steamy sex scene between Katie Holmes and Aaron Eckhart in the movie "Thank You for Smoking" has disappeared.
New York Post "Page Six" gossip columnists Paula Froelich and Chris Wilson report that when the film was shown at Sundance, the scene mysteriously vanished, causing some to immediately conclude--without any evidence, we might add--that industry heavyweight Tom Cruise, Katie's intended and father of her unborn child, had it nixed.
Based on the best-selling book by Christopher Buckley, the film features what Page Six calls a "randy romp" between Holmes, who plays an investigative reporter, and Eckhart, who portrays a tobacco lobbyist. The sex scene did make the cut in the version that was shown at the Toronto Film Festival last year. A Fox Searchlight spokeswoman said of the Sundance glitch, "It's never been altered. It will absolutely be released with that scene. We don't know what happened, but we're looking into it."
Page Six reports that director Jason Reitman joked in a Q&A session with filmgoers that the scene was lost in a "technical glitch" during a reel change. Ha ha. Then he advised, "If you want to see a sex scene with Katie Holmes, rent 'The Gift.'" Katie appears topless in this film. That Reitman is just a barrel of laughs.
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alright!
 
Tom Cruise kills Katie Holmes' career
People magazine reports that Katie Holmes has dropped out of the Dennis Quaid film Shame On You so that she can "focus on her pregnancy," which consists mostly of her breasts getting bigger and Tom Cruise not caring. It's also been rumored that after she gives birth, Katie intends to become a stay-at-home mom.

Because Tom and Katie are really traditional like that, and they need their child to grow up with a firm understanding of the proper gender roles: mommies stay home and take care of the house, and daddies are hypodermic needles with semen in them. And every two weeks, some guy named Tom shows up reeking of leather and cosmopolitans, and pays everyone to keep their mouths shut.
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Tom Cruise gives crazy birthday gifts
For her 27th birthday present, Tom Cruise gave Katie Holmes a DVD collection of every movie he has ever acted in. A source told the Daily Express:
"Each was inscribed with a special handwritten love message to the future mother of his child."

It's a mystery why everybody thinks Tom Cruise is an egomaniacal loon. For birthday presents I usually give people framed pictures of myself and they absolutely love it, so I know exactly where Tom is coming from. The guy really knows the spirit of giving. Nothing says 'happy birthday' to someone like a huge shrine dedicated to yourself.
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lol. Between the two of them, i think their poor children will have horrid teeth and huge noses. Katie holmes has always been ugly to me. Her button nose is a result of plastic surgery i can assure you.
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bleah
 
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