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Toilet Etiquette: An Important and Timely Discussion

^ what kind of world do we want our children to grow up in??

"no helicopters in toilets"

*shakes head in dismay*
 
m4dd0g said:
^ what kind of world do we want our children to grow up in??

"no helicopters in toilets"

*shakes head in dismay*
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Yeah I know, its just not right is it..............I mean the FUN people...........think of the FUN.

Its not like its politically incorrect to do helicopters now is it?.........or is it?
 
One time at my local pub, I thought a friend had followed me into the bathroom. Rather amusingly, John Farnham, Take The Pressure Down came over the loudspeakers. I started a conversation about the appropriateness of that music for the toilets with my "friend", which carried on for the time we were in the cubicles. I emerged to find that it was not my friend in the bathroom afterall.

Um, there was no real point to to thast story,
 
katmeow said:
Some of you may have seen the Cameron Diaz/Christina Applegate film The Sweetest Thing. There's a scene where the girls are in the bathroom when some of the strangers start admiring one character's fake breasts. It ends with most of the bathroom poking and prodding at said breasts.

Several weeks after I saw that film I was out with some friends. We were standing in the bathroom when this girl walked in with a dress pretty much v-neck down to the waist, barely holding in a pair of perfectly rounded large size breasts. After she noticed everyone staring, she started talking about how she'd just had a boob job paid for by her boyfriend. Then she asks if we want to look at the scars. It ended up being about six of us standing around touching this girls boobs.


True story boys... it does happen =D
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i had the same thing happen to me in september... came out of the toilet to find a few girls all staring at another girl's boobs, talking about her boob job. i was the only one to touch them though.

also, i agree with blossom... i have no problem peeing with a friend in the loo (though i wont do it in front of my boy), but i was pretty freaked out one day when one pulled her undies down to reveal she was on her period :|
 
katmeow: no point to the story? only because you didnt finish it.

i'll help you out =D

katmeow says: " ... to find that it was not my friend in the bathroom after all. Laughing about it, we then stripped down and hit each other with pillows. During the course of our pillow fight, our tops kept falling of. Here is a picture <work warning>"

(actual events may differ from my interpretation 8) )
 
^^ Pillows in a public bathroom?

Maybe it should start with a towel fight and move on to chasies that then end up in the bedroom with pillows.

or am I just projecting too much again?
 
hahaha....straight boys are teh funny. =)

As if anyone would have any kind of sexual interplay in a public restroom. Let alone say, after work yesterday.... ;)
 
by helicopters, do you mean spinning around on the spot as you urinate, or shaking your penis in a 360degree arc as you urinate?
this puzzles me
 
i cannot piss next to a guy, my cock wont work...and i can't take a dump while there are other people around...and i dont touch anything with bare hands
apart from that i do pretty much everything...
 
m4dd0g said:
katmeow: no point to the story? only because you didnt finish it.

i'll help you out =D

katmeow says: " ... to find that it was not my friend in the bathroom after all. Laughing about it, we then stripped down and hit each other with pillows. During the course of our pillow fight, our tops kept falling of. Here is a picture <work warning>"
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Ah, now that you've jogged my memory, I do remember the part where my new friend and I decided to take pornographic photos of each other as a memento of the occasion.

;)
 
Anyone seen "Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle" movie, where they went to this University or College, and Kumar somehow walked into the ladie's toliet, and found himself listening this two girls (think they were twins, can't remember) playing battleship? I think they kind have a competition who has loudest farts/runny shits/or something taking in turns.

It was a while ago when I watched this dumb, yet funny movie.
 
MoeBro said:
by helicopters, do you mean spinning around on the spot as you urinate, or shaking your penis in a 360degree arc as you urinate?
this puzzles me
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LOL...........yep spinning arround on the spot........generally in the area outside the cubicles for maximum mess.............lol.

Actually its quite an art when your pissed off your face............lol.
 
wtf
people do that?
thats just fucking stupid, imo.
Beware the guy hiding in the toilets with a rambo knife. he's going to stab you in the face once for every time he's stepped in someone elses urine
 
Doppelganger said:
No wonder the guys toilets reek.
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Not exactly. While the helicopter hardly helps the situation, they'd still reek anyway. This is due largly to the fact that we piss either into a basin or against a stainless steel wall. :)
 
lol..........I know its vile........... I admit to doing it once with a few mates while we were viciously drunk...........lol........... I laugh about it but wouldnt do it again.......lol.
 
^ ahem, thats the only time you remember doing it.

alcohol abuse is a sin my son (otherwise it wouldnt be fun)
 
LMFAO.........actually I guess it is possible.........lol.
 
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