To my dearest Vibr8tor...

[Mr. Potatoe Head]

Dear Vibr8tor,
The mere sight of your name brings a smile to my face.
I say it over and over again
Vibr8tor, vibr8tor, vibr8tor
It brings a chill over this short stumpy body of mine.
You vibr8tor have a special place in this hollow body of mine.
My potato heart belongs to you.
I sit on dirty shelves hoping that one day, I will be picked up
By your beautiful hands and hugged tightly to your breathtaking body.
Oh vibr8tor I wish nothing but the best for you.
May your days be filled with sunshine and happiness.
I shall think of you always and forever.
All my love,
Mr. Potatoe Head

 

[zero9zero]

*cough**cough*
::wipes vomit from edges of mouth::
whoo whee.
-d

 

[applesbliss]

*bump*

 

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hrrmm.. interesting topic.
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