"Threesome"

[abefourth]

There once was a man named Ross
Who always averted the Cross
Never had a vision
He hated religion
And so he ****ed his boss

Let's meet a man named James
Who loves his sultry games
He saw many a ****
He never did bore
Of sexy squirting from dames

There once was a woman named Tish
Whose only love was to dish
Tex had a big dingus
But loved cunninlingus
"Woman, you **** like a fish"