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Threesome....

I got offered a threesome last night. Probably because I was one of only three straight guys on a boat full of women.

They also offered me $200 for my pants.
 
Fuck no. Nothing more annoying than some stranger hanging around when all you want to do is wallow in post coital boy juices.

We have perfected sexual coupling to such a fine art that another pair of boobs would cause the universe to implode
 
Group sex is one of those things that sounds so much better than in actuality. I once bedded 3 women together (which is no small feat given my appearance!) and it was so fucking awkward.
 
Think it might be In Bruges where has has three hookers - one to sit on his face, one to sit on his knob and one to jump up and down on the bed :D
 
SproutOnSmack said:
Group sex is one of those things that sounds so much better than in actuality. I once bedded 3 women together (which is no small feat given my appearance!) and it was so fucking awkward.
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i dont think i could handle 3women together iv done it with the wife an her friend but put a 3rd in there i think id show myself up lol lol
 
Shambles said:
My threesome experience extends only to the two fellas variety. Less than ideal and, yes, deeply awkward. Mrs Shambles of the time was not a woman one said no to though so...
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My lady and I were talking about our threesome experiences when we first met and she asked me if I felt awkward with another dude in the bed. I had her convinced there was no such thing as MFM in my home country.
 
mickeyfinn79 said:
My mate told me the other night that he had a 3 sum with twins
How did you tell them apart?.........I asked
That's easy he said Sharon's got blonde hair and Derrick's got a cock :)
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fuckin quality, think a bit of wee came out
 
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