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Eveleivibe

Eveleivibe

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What michievious nonsense did you get up to at school? Were you a prankster, joker, heeven, troublemaker? Let's hear it n let's have a lorra laughs.

C'mon who's first don't be shy!

"You did know Chilla was a 'Scottish' (ahem) sexy redhead, right?

Eh???

Uh yeah..... Begin

Droppers you fir.... Sorry this is EADD. Yeah begin!

Evey
 
I got suspended for emailing goatse to everyone in school from my mate's email address. I sort of feel bad now but at the time it was hilarious


also don't google goatse
 
I got expelled for half of my Junior year for having my boyfriends roach in my bag. Teacher saw me with a packet of fags and went in front of the entire class and said " these are not allowed and I always open them " just in case" Yeah, got caught, 0 tolerance was the thing in my school and I got expelled. Wasn't even bloody mine!
 
I'm a bore, always did really well at school (actually liked it) and got on well with fellow pupils and staff. Stayed on to sixth year after my highers and enjoyed it :D

After that I went to art school in Glasgow thereafter really fucked it because of drugs :|

Too many drugs...:!
 
I was a reet little goody two shoes swot. I was reading encyclopaedias when other kids my age were struggling with Janet and John. I used to look up at the stars and ponder infinity. I often called my friends stupid for believing in something so primitive and illogical as God. I was always top of the class, got 'A' grades in everything without even trying, never got in trouble, was made a prefect and passed 10 'O' levels.

Then I went to college, discovered hash, mushrooms, Hawkwind, and hippie ideals, and have been regressing ever since. I'm like the lawnmower man in reverse. I often think I made a subconscious decision to dumb down by killing as many brain cells as possible because I realised what an insufferable, pompous little shit I had hitherto been.

I now have the IQ of a one year old and should be at the foetus stage before long due to 3fpm which has greatly accelerated my regression.
 
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I was a reet little goody two shoes swot. I was reading encyclopaedias when other kids my age were struggling with Janet and John. I used to look up at the stars and ponder infinity. I often called my friends stupid for believing in something so primitive and illogical as God. I was always top of the class, got 'A' grades in everything without even trying, never got in trouble, was made a prefect and passed 10 'O' levels.

Then I went to college, discovered hash, mushrooms, Hawkwind, and hippie ideals, and have been regressing ever since. I'm like the lawnmower man in reverse. I often think I made a subconscious decision to dumb down by killing as many brain cells as possible because I realised what an insufferable, pompous little shit I had hitherto been.

I now have the IQ of a one year old and should be at the foetus stage before long due to 3fpm which has greatly accelerated my regression.
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hahahahahaha.

Evey
 
I was always the goody two shoes but that's how I was brought up. Just be nice for the sake of being nice. I think me being expelled was my only ( well other than another problem ) that my mother had to deal with. On the most part I was a good kid. TBF, I still get called out for trying to be "too nice" is there such a thing? I'll call a cunt a cunt make no mistake but what the fuck is wrong with being nice?

Has this become a bad thing these days?
 
koneko said:
I'm a bore, always did really well at school (actually liked it) and got on well with fellow pupils and staff. Stayed on to sixth year after my highers and enjoyed it :D

After that I went to art school in Glasgow thereafter really fucked it because of drugs :|

Too many drugs...:!
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Sounds pretty similar to me. In my GCSEs I got an A* in art, all the rest A grades apart from one B in English Lit tarnishing the record. Then I discovered weed, moved into my own place (my folks moved away) and dropped out of college after about 3 months. Took til I was 21 to go back to education, getting on an art foundation course on the merit of my GCSE art portfolio and then to on a BA course at uni on the basis of that. So I avoided 2 years of A levels completely, I like to say I was gaining life skills or something in that time.

The one time I was in trouble at school was when I lent a friend a floppy disk to take some work home and he left it in the school computer. Unfortunately the floppy disk also had a few porn images on it (back when a few images on a floppy disk was considered a decent porn collection!), my mate got pulled up about it because it had his work with his name on it, and he grassed me up as being the original owner of the disk! He didn't even apologise for the fact he left the disk in the drive, the bastard!
 
Sadie said:
I was always the goody two shoes but that's how I was brought up. Just be nice for the sake of being nice. I think me being expelled was my only ( well other than another problem ) that my mother had to deal with. On the most part I was a good kid. TBF, I still get called out for trying to be "too nice" is there such a thing? I'll call a cunt a cunt make no mistake but what the fuck is wrong with being nice?

Has this become a bad thing these days?
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Nothing's wrong in being too nice. I think it's just that you don't generally see people like that so people get suspicious of it. I have to admit I was at first when I was lurking n you first became a mod here. However I since realised you're like a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day. Everyone's miserable over the cloudy day n you're the sun peeping through the clouds to cheer everyone up :)

Evey
 
I was bad at school from about 14-16, on the days I went anyway - fighting (usually to stand up for myself), taking the piss out of teachers, defying anything they said- even the sound ones, drinking buckfast out of cola bottles in class, smoking weed, starting fires, setting off alarms for a chase. I was also racist towards my percussion teacher who I called a Paki bastard which I am so ashamed of today, he was probably the soundest teacher I had as well and didn't even grass on me even although I deserved it. Surprised I got away with it all without even getting suspended once. Fucked up 3rd and 4th year due to this but still scraped through, sat 3 highers in 5th year got an A for music n art, C for English went to college then uni to study a BA in music. By the time my hons year came around I was pretty consumed with drugs that I lost sight of the goal, ran out of steam then everything went downhill from there so decided to leave it for another day. One funny school story was a guy who managed to put an image of an old man orgy on the projector wall at assembly.

Sadie nothing wrong with being nice at all. "Don't mistake saftness for daftness" as they say.
 
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I had a 41% attendance rate in year 12. I never really received much punishment from it either. I did alright in my GCSEs but will never know how well I could have done if I actually went :|
 
Our school was surprisingly lax when it came to drugs. The first time I got stoned was in year 9 or 10 after eating a lump of hash at lunchtime and despite clearly tripping out in science class after and being a bit incoherent and sweaty and glassy eyed and running off to the loos before falling asleep in English next period no one said a damn thing. Considering how anal they were about uniform and such it was kinda weird

We got some Year 7s drunk on our last day too, but fortunately they were too pissed to remember we gave them the Lambrini. We were so classy and also awful
 
I got suspended with my two best friends for wearing too short miniskirts in Nigeria. My friends were Iraqi and Thai and this was an American international school. My Thai friend's parents were so humilated that they cut all her hair off. My Iraqi friend also got harshly punished at home. My Dad sent me to boarding school. I got expelled from that school for "rebellious behavior" (non-specific, which of course I tried to argue with further proving their point in their minds). After that my parents were at their wits end and found what they thought would be the perfect fit for me_ a hippie alternative school on a farm in rural Pennsylvania (remember young'uns, this was the fabled 70's and such things were new and promising.) The school had two rules only: no sex and no drugs. Everything else was decided by student and staff consensus. We were taught civil disobedience (which we actually got to put into practice one very memorable encounter with the FBI) along with more traditional subjects. The very first day of school we were taken on a 14 mile hike and some of us at the back of the line met some older hippies coming the opposite direction that offered us a PCP laced smoke. We accepted, so there went rule number two on day one. About 5 months later I discovered that I was pregnant thus exposing the fact that rule number two had also gone out the window shortly thereafter. We all had to sit in the library and discuss ad nauseam what my fate should be: expulsion or acceptance. After about two hours, I stood up and said, "I'll put you all out of your misery. I'm leaving." My sweet boyfriend said, "If she goes, I go." Thus began the runaway year....

Seriously, my poor parents. When all the research came out years later about frontal lobe development I told them, "See? It wasn't really my fault after all--I had an embryonic frontal lobe! In fact I think it is still underdevelopment."8)
 
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Sadie said:
I got expelled for half of my Junior year for having my boyfriends roach in my bag. Teacher saw me with a packet of fags and went in front of the entire class and said " these are not allowed and I always open them " just in case" Yeah, got caught, 0 tolerance was the thing in my school and I got expelled. Wasn't even bloody mine!
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That seems over the top for having fags. Most kids smoke in school. They can't expell them all lol

Evey
 
"Rests on his laurels" - ridiculous phrase I had to learn at 14 as it was written throughout my report. Had to look up what it meant. My version was "your comprehensive system (it was new then) celebrates mediocrity" - I was never given any challenging work while waiting for kids to 'catch up'. I'd never bunked a lesson to that point. I then became a professional at it from then until the end of university.

Boys things....got picked on by school bully at 13 and beat the shit out of him (much to my surprise). Never had any shit after that from anyone.

Quickly learned the ratio of good to bad teachers was about 1 to 100 but that the one good one was worth their weight in gold.

From 16 to 18 (college) had two female A level English teachers. One I made cry and she wanted me thrown out of college. The other I made orgasm and moved in with for four months. You get on page one of the Daily Mail for that these days.

Anti-authority but loved learning. Just not usually 'their' way.
 
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Eveleivibe said:
That seems over the top for having fags. Most kids smoke in school. They can't expell them all lol

Evey
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It was because he was making a point and a roach fell out... Point was made, this is why they check...

Lil bastard was right.

He was a dick anyway, he was related to one of my best friends and yeah, even she said he's just a dick. He was right, just a dick too.
 
general heethen here, right up til university
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