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This is the "I was CAUGHT masturbating thread" Share your stories

dj2tall_wunderboicv2 said:
1 time I was so horney and I had such a long trip to work, but luckily I had my handy dandy vibrator, I was driving down the interstate headed towards work which was about 30 minutes away.
I was wearing a skirt and so I got this bright idea that I wanted to get off at least 5 times before I got work (it helps me relax).
I started driving with my knees and masturbating with my toy. I put the toy where I could just sit on it and move around.
I was hitting every bump, crack, and rock in the road! It was nice!
I was driving in the fast lane paying attention to the road staight ahead and getting off like boom boom boom.
When all of a sudden I glance in my rearview and notice I am getting pulled over the trooper was flagging me down. I was like DAMN.
What am I gonna do you know I was freaking out!
So I start to pull over and sure enough he stays behind me.
He gets out of the car and I am trying to reach down and turn the vibe off without him seeing!!
I dont know if he seen it but he asked how fast I was going and I said I didnt know and he said 110 in a 70!!!

I was like YIKES!
$50.00 fine and 2 points of my DL.
Glad I got outta that!!
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you might have killed yourself..and the coroner would have found the dildo still inside you...and then it goes on your death certificate..which would be the second most embarrassing DC besides catherine the greats'...next time..use a port-a-potty...=D

BTW...i've never actually been caught mistressbating..which is a small miracle given how much i do it...but once when i was staying at freinds'..someone knocked on the door when i was in the middle of it...and when i answered she said she thought a wild animal had climbed in the window (it smelled like it too)...i told her thats what it was and that i chased it out ;) ...but im not sure if she believed me...
 
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Winsom said:
I was double taping some porno video from a mate as a lad around about 96' I had it all set up, two VCR (mine and my parents) in my room. Yes i was living with the olds. I set it up and went out foir a bit. I had a lock on my door so I thought I was safe.

Turns out my old man wanted to know why his VCR was gone and went looking for it. I come home and try and enter my room and the door slams shut. Then I heard my old man shout "Hang on" FROM MY ROOM !

He walks finishes up and opens the door and walks past me with his shirt in his hands.................we never spoke of it, EVER !

Winsom
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I've found porn on my dad's computer. Pictures, links to internet sites, dialers.

I never brought it up.
 
GUILTY = PHONE SEX

In high school my longtime bf and I got the great idea to try phone sex... well this became something we would do ALL THE TIME and EVERY TIME we talked on the phone. Well one night my mom needed to use the phone so she picks it up and heres "Awww, tell me how you like it, awwwewww" she then bursts out laughing and tells the two of us to finish our session latter.... I WANTED TO DIE... needless to say ... we chilled the phone love for a few days and LUCKY FOR ME .. my mom has never said a word about it~
 
never got caught, but I pulled some bullet time with some nut, it came flying at my face, I ducked it barely missed me, then another spirt came, but I wasnt quick enough and it nailed me right above the eye...
 
usually I rub one out about 3-6 times a day. i have a ridiculous libido and no self control. see what not having a girlfriend does?

never been caught in the act , because i usually yell "HEY I GOTTA JACK OFF SO DON'T BOTHER ME FOR A FEW" and nobody will knock on the door.
 
i walked in on my husband the other day. went like this......i was going to the post office to pick up a certified letter (and those are never good news) but anyways....i was going to head straight to work afterward but the line wasn't long and i was in and out so i decided to stop back at home. so, i unlock the front door and walk in, see my husband sitting in front of the computer with no clothes on, staring at a blank screen (cos i had walked in) with a was of tissues in front of him. i'm like, so, you're masturbating. he's like, no i wasn't. i was like yes "you were...i dont' care, there's nothing wrong with that." but he still wouldn't admit it to me. i guess he was embarrased. dont' know why though, have seen him do it before. no big deal.
 
dj2tall_wunderboicv2 said:
1 time I was so horney and I had such a long trip to work, but luckily I had my handy dandy vibrator, I was driving down the interstate headed towards work which was about 30 minutes away.
I was wearing a skirt and so I got this bright idea that I wanted to get off at least 5 times before I got work (it helps me relax).
I started driving with my knees and masturbating with my toy. I put the toy where I could just sit on it and move around.
I was hitting every bump, crack, and rock in the road! It was nice!
I was driving in the fast lane paying attention to the road staight ahead and getting off like boom boom boom.
When all of a sudden I glance in my rearview and notice I am getting pulled over the trooper was flagging me down. I was like DAMN.
What am I gonna do you know I was freaking out!
So I start to pull over and sure enough he stays behind me.
He gets out of the car and I am trying to reach down and turn the vibe off without him seeing!!
I dont know if he seen it but he asked how fast I was going and I said I didnt know and he said 110 in a 70!!!

I was like YIKES!
$50.00 fine and 2 points of my DL.
Glad I got outta that!!
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HOLY CRAP THAT IS HOT

i think i need to go lock my door now- good story!
 
ExtremeODD said:
never got caught, but I pulled some bullet time with some nut, it came flying at my face, I ducked it barely missed me, then another spirt came, but I wasnt quick enough and it nailed me right above the eye...
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LMFAO what the FUCK. hahahahahaahahaha
 
When I was 12 years old I was just getting into... I guess you could say.. exploring my body. I had Howard stern on and I had stolen a porno mag from my big brother. It was the night before Easter Sunday.

Well, I was getting into the porno mag and I decided to try this whole masturbating thing out for another spin.
I waited till about 4-5am in the morning because I was so paranoid, and I guess I slipped into a bit of a wakeful sleep before I began.

So I woke up the next day still in the position I was in when I started my "exploration" and I put the mag away and got dressed and went downstairs to see my Easter Basket... When my whole family started laughing hysterically the minute I walked into the kitchen.

It turns out my brother heard me wacking my arm against the wall while I was doing my thang... He walked in on my Jerking off in a transe, half asleep, and I guess I looked up with him and just kept going for as long as he watched before he closed the door. I never remembered doing that, it was an interesting experience and always fun to tell.

Wow, my posts get long when I'm on opiates!
 
I got caught by my mom once. I was up in my room, on the computer, watching a porno, and she came in. I couldn't act fast enough to do anything. I tried to cut off the screen but it was too late. I was caught red handed. I felt so embarrassed. She just walked out and didn't say anything about it.

I had some close calls too. Once, I was on the family computer, wacking it, and my mom walks in. I was able to close the screen but I had to act in a hurry and my dick was still hard as a rock. I just put it under the desk and had to talk to my mom for like 5 minutes. I'm not sure if she knew, but I was scared as hell.
 
i' ve never been caught but once while i was sitting in a wooden chair i was really getting into it and i leaned all the way back and the damn chair split in half and i crashed to the ground. haha. i still get a good laugh thinking about that one.
 
812gethigh said:
i walked in on my husband the other day. went like this......i was going to the post office to pick up a certified letter (and those are never good news) but anyways....i was going to head straight to work afterward but the line wasn't long and i was in and out so i decided to stop back at home. so, i unlock the front door and walk in, see my husband sitting in front of the computer with no clothes on, staring at a blank screen (cos i had walked in) with a was of tissues in front of him. i'm like, so, you're masturbating. he's like, no i wasn't. i was like yes "you were...i dont' care, there's nothing wrong with that." but he still wouldn't admit it to me. i guess he was embarrased. dont' know why though, have seen him do it before. no big deal.
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he was looking at gay porn :)
 
One time back in middle school I didn't necessarily get caught jacking off but I was just getting into it really and I had used scented lotion to beat it. I started jacking it right after showering so I had an excuse to have my door closed and locked while my parents were home and I could be naked in there "drying off" or whatever haha. My mom knocked on the door one time after I had been "drying off" for about thirty minutes and I cleaned up really quickly and opened the door and she said "geeze why does it smell so damn fruity in here" haha and I just didn't say anything.

And it was always awkward telling my mom that I needed a new huge bottle of lotion while she was at the store 'cause I had used all the other ones for my "dry skin."

I did get walked in on by my older brother one time when my (at the time) girlfriend was giving me head on my couch. He just started laughing and walked out as she started freaking out lol. I thought it was funny and he was cool. She's still embarrassed today to talk to him haha.

I've had some damn close calls though, getting blow/handjobs, eating her out, or having sex with my girlfriend with my parents home and whatnot. Close calls indeed.
 
I wasn't exactly caught in the act, but lately I have been in the habit of both catching a great nod and sending webcams to my girlfriend, who is away.

Two days in a row this week my mother, at 7:30 am (i am a college student home for summer) barged into my room, shook me awake, and noticed a (different) dildo/vibe lying next to me. And she said "well, you must not really be all that sick if that's what you spend all your time doing" (stomach issues, OKed by some good shit, but I wasn't gonna say that). What I said was worse. I was just so pissed about her infiltrating my space for 19 years that I said "you really wanna know? I send webcams to my girlfriend."

So then on top of being woken up, yelled at, having a big black jelly dildo next to me, and then being told I wasn't sick, I had to deal with a lecture about who can get hold of our videos (streaming from skype so im not too worried), whatever.

...then I had a wake and bake on her. I bet she steals my shit when she is pissed at me too.
 
I've been caught several times. The worst was when I wasn't even cuaght in the act. This was when I was a Freshman in high school in chemiststry class. This guy who sat next to me noticed that my left forearm was a lot bigger than my right forearm. He smirked and asked me why one arm was bigger. Then he literally shouts to the whole class and says "Hey look, this guy's left arm is bigger than his right arm," and everybody busts out laughing. Needless to say, I started pulling it with my opposite hand, and I wore long sleeves until my right arm was built up to the same size as my left.
 
My friend was telling me about a friend of mine being caught:
They were staying the night at his place, and they walked in on him just wackin it. He struggled to pull his pants up, and this happened about 4 times.

At the 5th time, they busted in the door and he just kept goin XD he said "fuck it" and just kept on going.

The other night, me and my girl were fucking in her friends car. All of a sudden all 5 of her friends walk to the car and see my bare fucking ass, and me and my girl are almost completely naked. my friend was like "oh god another mark on the list for the number of times i have seen ryan's ass".

Haha, not masturbating, but still :p
 
dj2tall_wunderboicv2 said:
1 time I was so horney and I had such a long trip to work, but luckily I had my handy dandy vibrator, I was driving down the interstate headed towards work which was about 30 minutes away.
I was wearing a skirt and so I got this bright idea that I wanted to get off at least 5 times before I got work (it helps me relax).
I started driving with my knees and masturbating with my toy. I put the toy where I could just sit on it and move around.
I was hitting every bump, crack, and rock in the road! It was nice!
I was driving in the fast lane paying attention to the road staight ahead and getting off like boom boom boom.
When all of a sudden I glance in my rearview and notice I am getting pulled over the trooper was flagging me down. I was like DAMN.
What am I gonna do you know I was freaking out!
So I start to pull over and sure enough he stays behind me.
He gets out of the car and I am trying to reach down and turn the vibe off without him seeing!!
I dont know if he seen it but he asked how fast I was going and I said I didnt know and he said 110 in a 70!!!

I was like YIKES!
$50.00 fine and 2 points of my DL.
Glad I got outta that!!
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Honestly as a straight female this turns me on. A lot.
 
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