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think ill ever get laid?

Haha, fuck yeah man. My go now, also 17:
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I've done all the other shit with girls just never got round to that thing I guess.
 
I'm gonna post here again, as I am 17. All you need are a couple things, girlies you A: don't Know that well, and B: are fucking drunk. With that combination all it takes is a command of the english language and some confidence, trust me on that one, good articulation and some wit are all it takes. I'd say you're better looking than I am and I'm not a virgin, just be patient and spend less time worrying about getting girls and actually get girls. This all only applies if you are just out to lose it though.
 
Okay. Ill sum it all up here from what ive read and also my own opinions. First, you need to not worry about it. Second, cut the hair. Third, get your legal matters and drug habit in check. Fourth, no more isolation, go out and meet people. Do those and it will make you more likely to get laid.

Oh and someone told me once, the most sexy thing a man can ever wear, its confidence. Beleive in yourself. Women do not go for insecure guys.
 
yeah, angst and emo is unattractive..

and drive a nice car. girls really go for that.
 
guys that break into houses and steal drugs are kinda sketchy.

sketchy vs shallow.. hmm OMG YAY PICS OF PRESIDENTS!

btw my comment was a joke. i guess it flew over your head.
 
You're really assuming everyone thinks like you. I'm sure some girls would prefer sketchy, moody opiate abusers to shallow, cookie-cutter poptards.
 
randycaver said:
and drive a nice car. girls really go for that.

Or have a big truck with huge tires on it that lifts the body of the truck a good 5 feet off the ground to compensate for your small wiener.

Haha just kidding! :D
 
jam uh weezy said:
Nah dude, nothing like that at all. I really found it funny. quit being a prude, mr. crowley would shame you for that.

You got me there!
 
Better than that emo shit you had goin on there before. My guess is that your chances went up a little bit.

I'm in the same group as you here. Hopefully something weird might happen on New Year's Eve.

My advice is, talk to any girl that piques your interest. For me, this is the hardest part. I'm generally not shy, I just don't know what the fuck I should talk about.
 
Nice, looks good, your hair was only like 1% of the issue though.

Melvin's army, talk about anything. Pretend the girl is an old friend, talk about what you did over the summer. It doesn't matter. Ask her for a stick of gum. She doesn't have gum? Ask her what kind of gum she would have if she had any. Girls will literally talk about anything that doesn't make them either a. uncomfortable, or b. bored. And they'll talk to anyone that doesn't make them a. feel uncomfortable, or b. bored. They're very friendly if you abide those two things.

Use your brain, it's literally a tool of interaction. Please don't go walking up to fifty girls at a time asking if they have gum either. I was using that as an example.
Gog said:
That and the fact that you will never get laid.
You got him there!
 
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