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think ill ever get laid?

Ifonly knows what he's talkin about. I don't have anything to input except this: SMILE. When you and a girl make eye contact, smile. And get her talking if you're mentally freezing up, girls love to talk about their life. It's fuckin easy.
 
i smile all the time.. i cant smile fo rpictures cause im not happy taken em, but really, i think i have a nice smile, and i use it alot :D

i was thinkin i was going to buzz my head. im sick of hair. my hair is fine.. as in.. t hin. i just wish it was really thick or something. my hair is the thing about me that drives me nuts and i just want it buzzed. it would just be easier. im just afraid of how itd look. id probably just look like any old military boy or something. which isnt really a bad thing. i dont think im hideous or anything, but i dunno.

Stop sticking needles in yourself, girls generally don't like that. Otherwise be patient and go have some fun and see who you meet.

i noticed. but what i do is like.. an extention of me.. its part of me. if the girl doesnt like what i do, then she doesnt like me. cause what i do IS me.
but anyways, ive eased up on that. like ive said, ive been sober for like 18 days.

forget about being in "love" the first time you have sex. you just need to "do it". stick it in, in and out, explode, and then its over!

perhaps this is good advice : /
wanna fuck?


Try to have sex with a man first..

i let a guy suck my dick once... i didnt get off. so i think ill pass on putting my dick in their arse.
 
The majority of girls will think you look better with short hair, no matter what. I've found this to be true not only of myself. Unless it's like a "messy" look that takes some stylists hours to do but what guy wants to subject himself through that.
Try giving it a cut, it'll always grow back. Fuck people's perception of you. einstein and amelia earhart didn't get where they were by being the person everyone told them to be.

and shooting up ain't a part of you, don't justify your actions by bullshitting yourself.
Asking wanna fuck isn't a good idea either, unless you plan on asking oodles and oodles of chicks but think of what that'll do to your reputation.
Don't let any more dudes suck you off. Now get out their and show those girls what they're missing out on. Seriously, get the fuck out your room. You can't meet people if you don't physically put yourself in the situation to do so.
 
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i just cant leave now. soon i will. one step at a time. im under some strict rules with 3 felony charges pending and strict parents... i cant exactly leave when i please.

and asking whoever if they wanted to fuck was a joke. :P
 
thesean001 said:
i let a guy suck my dick once... i didnt get off. so i think ill pass on putting my dick in their arse.

Having sex with a guy is more than just anal sex. Being sucked, Jerking, Fingering, Kissing, Body Contact...most of my most memorable sexual experiences with men haven't even had anal intercourse as part of it.

As for not getting off I have gay friends that can't get off no matter how much they get sucked.
 
Seriously, your problem is depression from drugs or isolation, I don't think it's caused my not getting laid. That's just a symptom! A symptom dammit!
 
Crazeee said:
Eventually, everyone always gets laid...

;)
Yup.

Back in the 1930's a secret organization formed by a small group of forty year olds. They made a pact together as virgins that no one should live to be a virgin after the age of forty. Right then they went out, found some woman, and in one night they lost their virginity and founded one of the most elite secret societies. Its called "The super secret Anti-Virgin League", which is broken into a few groups. The high council, who run and fund the organization, they are the founders or the replacement for the founders of the organization, there is also the Intel unit whose job it is to track and monitor virgins, they basically function as a high tech Sanata, keeping a list of everybody that has not been naughty. There is also the regulars, who are simple people who support the cause and do there bit by having sex with a virgin, some of these people don't even know they are part of the League, despite there membership. Finally we have the Deflowering Squad. An elite unit of agents whose job is to identify and deflower virgins. Yes thats right, they are basically sex ninjas. They infiltrate the lives of virgins, seduce them and facilitate deflowering penetration for the target.

My name is Candy and I am a member of the Deflowering Squad.

"Good morning Tim," I cast a seductive grin at the Receptionist at the front desk.

"Mornin' Miss Candy," replies as his gaze follows me along the marble floor as I walk to the elevator. I ride it up alone and get into the office. I head to the kitchen. I see there is coffee made, perfect. I grab a cup and head to my desk. Time for work. Check the email, a few good jokes, and news of a Urgent Briefing. I finsh the coffee and head to the briefing room.

Looks like Intel turned up a emergency, and time was short, and they called in a specialist.

"Basically we need a miracle," declared Max, my boss giving me the briefing.
He continued, "We have two days before he turns 41, I dont want another failure, Jones was the last failure in '79 and I wont have that on my watch. How can we get this guy. He does nothing but play WoW all day long. He has no real life social contact outside his house. An absolute recluse."

Max was right, we were in a tight bind. But I figured a way out. "Look Max, its simple. This guy plays WoW all the time. He's gotta be on something. We find his hookup and get an intro that way. See what you can turn up I am gonna go get ready."

I went to the wardrobe section and picked out a new outfit, and did my makeup and when I returned we were in business.

The target is a teahead. His hookup is a fellow gamer and he comes over everyday to drop of some tea and chill for a bit. The hookup was the inn.

I walked into the arcade, and scanned the scene. Pimple faced teens driving, shooting, skiing. Sexy Asian girls playing DDR. Kids running around everywhere, high on caffeine and god knows what they picked up on the street, supercharged with rebellion and sex, riding the greatest wave of their lives.

I saw him in the back, with the old school machines. I walked up behind him, "Your not bad at Street Fighter."

He spun around, his blond hair spayed across his face obscuring his eyes, his faded Nirvana t shirt suggested a grunge flair, while the pressed Khaki's gave a neat casual look. His blue eyes emerged from his hair, searching me. The headphones around his neck now pointing towards me offered me the distinctive tune of Death From Above. He leaned back against the machine, resting on his backpack. His red lips moved, "I'm Mike, you any good?"

I stepped up to the challenge. "Lets find out."

I won. I had his attention now, well more so that when he first saw me.

We sat and chatted. I confirmed the Intel, that he would be heading to the targets house later and invited myself along. Without much protest, we past the time then headed for the mark.

We arrived, and introductions were made. James wore an AMD t shirt with a gruff exterior, and a lovable bear build, and despite being a Dorito munching WoW addict, his place was clean, adorned with action figures and Star Wars posters.

I sat next to the mark, and we smoked some pot, and started watching Hackers.

First I complained of cold and got a blanket. Then I insited on sharing it with the mark and snuggled up even closer. Mike clued in on cue, and excused himself from the apartment, and I homed in on the mark.

I figured he was too nervous to start anything, so I would lead. I slipped my glasses off, and leaned forwards to him, pressing my body on his starting the handshake.

Syn: I kissed him.
Syn: My tongue slipped in his mouth floating through it.
Syn: He kissed me.
Syn: His tongue charged forward, penetrating my mouth surging forward with exuberance.
Our lips locked and our tongues danced, and we swapped packets of love.
Ack: I moaned as pleasure surged through my body.
Ack: He pulled me closer, message received and understood.

Almost as if a surge of 50000 volts were flowing between us, did the passion flow in a steady stream. His hands moved from my hair to my body, his hands flowing across me.

My tight plain t shirt encapsulating my breasts flew off me, his flew off as well, along with a pair of shorts and a skirt, landing all over the room.

Our bodies connected, in a moment of bliss, objective completed. The television cast a faint glow through the smoke in the air onto our gleaming bodies into the night.
 
thesean001 said:
i just cant leave now. soon i will. one step at a time. im under some strict rules with 3 felony charges pending and strict parents... i cant exactly leave when i please.

and asking whoever if they wanted to fuck was a joke. :P

Good lord! 3 Felonys? What the heck did you do? I think our little hetorosexual virgin (since he let a guy suck him off, once) needs to go on an episode of "scared straight"! No pun intended there! Lol!

Oh and if you want to have sex with a women, id keep the letting another guy blow you thing to yourself. Some girls might, just miiiight be put off by that.
 
Good lord! 3 Felonys? What the heck did you do?

i broke into a ladys house, stole a bottle of 90 klonopin, ate 52 of them, tried to refill it at wallgreens ( i sent my friend in with money ) cause he wanted to and we got busted there... we've done it before with opiates actually, but the person didnt buy the 19 year old stoned kid posing as a 37 year old female "jamie".

so i got busted with possession of a controlled substance, attempting to obtain a controlled substance, and DISTRIBUTION of a controlled substance. the last one sucks. and my buddy got fraud and DUI.

we spent a few nights in jail and got out on bond.

charges still pending. but ive got the priceyest lawyer in omaha.. hes on TV all the time and has pictures of himself with presidents in his office... his office overlooks the courthouse.. haha. so im hoping ill get off pretty easy.. with probation till im 19 :(

better than more jail time
 
You look and sound a lot like the kids in my town.
 
thesean001 said:
i broke into a ladys house, stole a bottle of 90 klonopin, ate 52 of them, tried to refill it at wallgreens ( i sent my friend in with money ) cause he wanted to and we got busted there... we've done it before with opiates actually, but the person didnt buy the 19 year old stoned kid posing as a 37 year old female "jamie"

Nice way to incriminate yourself there. Unless you are already pleading guilty. Are you? Forget about jail time, id be most worried about getting convicted of a Felony, let alone 3 of them. You get that shit on your record, and you can forget about ever getting a real job and alot of other things. Plead no contest, take a plea if its offered, tell the court you are going to rehab, do community service, hopefully walk away from it all with a couple misdemeanors instead.
 
I think it's pretty funny/strange that you're worried about getting laid when you might be going to prison. That's America for you, I guess.
 
Gog said:
I think it's pretty funny/strange that you're worried about getting laid when you might be going to prison. That's America for you, I guess.
Look at it this way.

Your a virgin, and your face going to jail. A place where there are only men around, and some of them may be bigger, and take advantage from you.

It would suck to have your virginity taken in prison by a man if you were not a homosexual.
 
Gog said:
I think it's pretty funny/strange that you're worried about getting laid when you might be going to prison. That's America for you, I guess.

I think it's pretty funny that getting laid wouldn't be your top priority if you were going to jail...
 
i dont think im going to jail, unless i keep using.

if i just play the game till im 19 and let the cloud of legal shit clear, then all i should have to deal with is probation. i got a good lawyer that got me charged as a youth, not an adult. god bless america, eh?

and i pleaded innocent on all counts... XD
even though its completely obvious that im guilty and everyone knows it.
ill probably get away with it too.
 
Doc_Rocksbay said:
well, At least you'll get laid in prison ;)

Nice! Lol!

thesean001, you could always look online for a "escort"! craigslist? Lol.

Better yet, i say you auction off your virginity on eBay! Now that would be hilarious!
 
jam uh weezy said:
I think it's pretty funny that getting laid wouldn't be your top priority if you were going to jail...

You got me there!
 
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