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Things That People Have Said To You That Only Make Sense When You're Rolling?

lol these are great
i can never remember what has been said on the nite
but i remember one summer festival waiting in line at the loo's my pill just kicking in look over at the main tent and proceed to tell my friends *wow lazers im going to fly over there when ive finished here*
my friends found me an hour later sitting down totally fucked in side the main tent lol
 
the time i was REALLY messed up at a massive i said....wow...everything...looks...like....3...D....and i looked at my hands, then a girl next to me says, ...cause it is 3D, i look at her like.....wow, ...then my friend tells her stop messing with his head, and shes like....ok, and walks away....i donno pretty trippy at the time.
oh and ive heard man i feel good and i dont want to eat...imma start using these for weight lose.
 
aw man, i love that i have new entries for this thread. things i said last night, while attempting to come down:
"Ducks! like, wooden ones! but like, big enough to get on and rock..."
"i have a universe inside my head. but in this universe, all the atoms look like science book atoms. like with little circles in the nucleus that say "+" and "o" and with little circles orbiting it that say "e-"."
i wish i could remember the rest. hehhehheh.
 
When I was rollin for the first time, My friend and I both walked outside (it was about 3:00 am) and just layed in the grass looking at the stars. We began talking about what it would be like if we lived outside forever, and how cool it would be if we could tell what time it was by the position of the sun. Other wierd conversations were made that night, but most of them I don't remember, and others were too outrageous to understand.
 
Friends and I were tripping and talking in a closed circle. I got kicked out for some reason and while I was out of the little circle I noticed there was a large(harmless) spider coming up behind my friend. I said in a calm cool escalating voice, "guys...a spider. Guys...A Spider. THERE'S A SPIDER BEHIND YOU!" they all looked and one friend proceeded to kick the spider. I don't know how he did it without squishing it, but he did it. Then, while I was in complete histerics, my friend ran and got a tishue and stomped on it like it was a fire or something. I almost died from laughing so hard cuz we couldn't believe what just happened. Then after about 10 minutes of laughing, my friend who kicked and killed the spider asked, " Did I just kill a spider?"
Ahhhhh, those were good time.
Chiao
KEEP THEM COMING> SOOOOOO FUNNNNY!!!!!
 
at the last big ass outdoor event here in Texas, at around 6:30am my friend said to me, "Look Andy, the sun is coming up!" to which i replied,"No it's not! The horizon is going down!!"
Good tabs indeed.
 
The strangest thing (it's kind of far from the topic but anyway) that happended to me was when 2 of my best friends found out that X's father stabbed Z's father in the head with a knife about 10 years ago. This happened by accident. That's trippy. It seemed kinda freaky at the time.
 
Originally posted by Red Arrow:

i think maybe you should do that, except give it to the americans, because by the looks of it, they are the ones who need to drop their guns and start loving this planet we are priveliged to live on.
amen. "my" country is f*cking up the world. it made me SO angry when the cops came and shut down the rave i was at on friday - this is supposedly the "land of the free" and we spend billions of dollars every year limiting not only our own freedom but that of people across the globe. it's ridiculous.
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While having trouble opening a water bottle.. "I wish that we had big backpacks full of water, and straws going to our mouths, and we could change the drink to whatever we like when we want, by just THINKING about it"
friend: "yeh."
friend: (after 5 minutes) I'd pick passion pop.
While dancing with my best friend of 10 years.. he gives me a hug and goes "We should be friends aye !!"
While desperately needing a lollipop.. "lollipop have u do?"
While looking at some lazers, the tunnel lazer came on.. I tried to touch the sides and go "OMG IM STUCK IM IN THE FREEWAY.. LOOK THERES A YELLOW CAR!!"
 
Well..after the club one night at an after party I yelled "There's too much brocoli.."
That same night at the club I had stopped to ask someone where I was and when they responded "Club Mixx" I screamed and ran out onto the dance floor and was like "I'm rolling and I have school in the morning.."..even though it was Friday night..
I am the king of talking nonsense..it's pitiful..
 
and i JUST remembered this my friend Todd proved him wrong by writing a mathematical formula relating death to life, and then we started talking about what life would be like if there was no light, everything in pitch darkness. just then another kid came up to our table and said that it would be like the inside of a black hole at which point we told him that it would not because a black hole is formed from a dead star, which emits light.
 
Originally posted by kryalkastleE:

In the line for the toilets at a rave, with a mirror opposite me and my three friends in skimpy hot pants and kickers - "Ohmygod look at those fucking sluts...oh hold on thats us." POINT AT THE MIRROR AND SHOUT "slut!"

FUNNY!!!!!
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i really wish i'd had a tape recorder with me friday night (well, more saturday morning) while I was coming down. I was saying the most cracked-out shit... I was mostly just describing the closed-eye visuals i was having as i was trying to fall asleep (not successfully). that's what my earlier post was all about - the wooden ducks totally made sense. i think i was annoying my boyfriend, too, 'cause he hadn't rolled and actually was falling asleep. (that and he was in a cuddle mood, and i was having a "i need my space" kind of comedown...)
i just remembered my classic one though. at my first rave, during my first roll, i turned to another guy in our group who speaks japanese, and was like, i understand why the japanese say "there is the thing" when they're talking about having an experience! when you do it, it is there! this rave is ALWAYS here with me! and then the rest of the night i was like, "koto ga aru ne." (i have done it, or the thing is there)... heheheh. i like going off in japanese when i roll. but then NO ONE understands me, even if they're rolling.
 
ok, just the one for me...i reckon it's funny anyway, but it's *funnier* because i remember saying it, and i totally utterly meant it. it was almost like this epiphany for me:
"wow, look at the traffic...(long pause) ...woooooow ... (long pause)...i'm in *love* with the traffic"
lol.
!brad
 
just thought of another one...coming towards the end of godskitchen and i was still pretty fucked, and someone had started chucking a huge inflatable beach ball around...i kinda remember that i was watching it, and i was pretty excited, and some guy tapped me on the shoulder and says "you *really* want that beach ball don't you" and though it's not that funny, it was cool 'cos i was just thinking, 'wow, HE understands me...cool' :D
!brad
 
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