Things that don't make sense

[Larr_E]

o.k. so I was at work boarded out of my skull so me and my coworker started thinking of common everyday sentences that don't make sense, such as "Why would a wood chuck chuck wood to begin with?" and "Why does a clock have a face if it never looks anywhere?". so I was just wondering if anyone else can come up with some...
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[Noodle]

I park my car in the driveway.

 

[alphakry]

I drive my car on the parkway