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there used to a thread (which i can't seem to find :() about weird/abnormal/slightly negative aspects of you and your relationships. none of that sappy stuff in here :p

i'll get started...

  • when i don't get what i want, i resort to biting or scratching
  • i am insanely picky when it comes to sharing a bed. and have a zero tolerance when it comes to snoring
  • i refuse to use clothes hangers or put the toilet paper roll on the holder
 
- If I find myself being crowded (read: cuddled) while bed-sharing, I wake him up saying at a low volume: "cayouvover?" It is impossible to understand and requires a considerable amount of back-and-forth as I repeat it exactly as inaudibly. It effectively annoys him as much as I am being annoyed with the crowding/cuddling.
 
^i am not a fan of cuddling in bed. or really sharing a bed at all. it is why we have separate bedrooms.
 
animal_cookie said:
^i am not a fan of cuddling in bed. or really sharing a bed at all. it is why we have separate bedrooms.
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I love cuddling like 90% of the time. Sometimes I get uncomfortable when sleeping and it is annoying but not very often lol. I don't think I could do separate bedrooms!!! Hah.
 
I find it nearly impossible to actually *sleep* in bed with anyone; I need breathing space, and my romantic evenings have been universally restless, as I feel like I'm entwined with a memory-foam covered radiator cum jungle jim. This is ironic coming from a guy who's only ever slept on twin mattresses, but whatever.
 
Cuddling for me is nice when we are both awake-whoever the female is XD, but to actually sleep, I prefer to sleep on my own side. My arm just tends to get uncomfortable. Usually what happens is the girl falls asleep and then I carefully remove my arm and turn over so I can sleep well. I sort of like cuddling but not to sleep.
 
I also hate being touched while I'm sleeping. I'm such a light sleeper that it'll just keep me up all night. I've kicked, elbows, pinched, and shoved people off of me in the middle of the night.

-I'm a notorious ass-slapper. Get a few drinks in me and you better watch out if you have some junk in the trunk. If you walk past me or in front of me I'm going to whack that booty.

-I like to debate anything and everything. Nuff said.

-I've been told I'm insensitive. LOL.

-I keep my clean clothes in laundry baskets because I'm too lazy to hang them up or put them in my dresser.
 
-I have more friends than the average person(not anymore i moved 3 weeks ago.), yet I've never had a best friend.
-There are very few people who I have genuinely liked.
-I've only had one girlfriend my entire life, and I chose her because she was the only girl that seemed to not be a waste of time. (sexual partners are not girlfriends.)
-I love to verbally fuck with people, not in a cruel way, but in a joking way, for amusement, and everyone thinks it's hilarious.
The people I party with (my friends) have a hard time telling if I'm being serious, and it's hilarious.
 
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