mane, i just figured out what i already knew: to get the right pair of jeans costs money. you can't mess around and buy the ones that look good enough because they're on sale, you have to buy the ones that are in the display case.
the rules are like this: $80 is the new $50. there are people out there who can afford to get the $300 pairs, but i'm not one of them - living low over here. so my magic number is $90, for a pair that makes the crotch and ass look right for when i'm showing off my goodies, like look at what you can't have, gay men and older women. this booty good.
the rules are like this: $80 is the new $50. there are people out there who can afford to get the $300 pairs, but i'm not one of them - living low over here. so my magic number is $90, for a pair that makes the crotch and ass look right for when i'm showing off my goodies, like look at what you can't have, gay men and older women. this booty good.
