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the unsquare appreciation thread (was: The Hunt For UnSqUaRe!)

fuck i completely forgot about him.


i found him rummaging round a dan murphy's the other day, so i shot him with a tranquilizer gun which i had in the boot of my car.

i hog-tied him, put him in the backseat and took him home.

i kept him locked up in a cage in my garage cause i didnt know what to do with him..


but i forgot all about it and havent fed him for like a week!!


holy shit, i hope he is still okay in there...


muzby runs off to check
 
^^^^^^^ Its OK Muzby, I heard him screaming blue murder...........dunno why he was screaming that but anyways.

So I put a bag over his head and tied him up, bundled him into the car and he has spent the last few days working for me doing stuff like cleaning the bathroom, mowing the floors and vacuuming the lawns.

Actually now u come to mention it...........I havent seen him since i got home from work...........Oh shit, the bar.........


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Its all gone........all my lovely alcohmohol.........and he is gone to.
 
this must be what UnSquare was talking about when he said he blamed pirates:

A naked man standing on a roof looking through a rolled-up magazine thought he was a pirate, New Zealand police said.
Senior Sergeant Steve Aitken, of Dunedin police, said the man appeared to be affected by the hallucinogenic drug datura and his bizarre behaviour continued once at the police station.

"He believed he was a pirate at sea and was using a rolled-up magazine as a telescope," he said.

The 28-year-old man was charged with disorderly behaviour after being taken down from the roof of a South Dunedin building.

from here

=D
 
Glad to hear things are good with me ol TOTM pal UnSquare.....ah the good ol' days of track posting we used to have.....check round page 30 odd in the Track of the Moment for our "post whore wars"....

Those were the days.... ;)
 
muzby said:
okay...

call me dumb...

but...


i dont get it....


can someone explain to this dumbass??

Well, you and I were involved in explaining to everyone what had really happenned to Unsquare.

And it sort of gave the impression we had him prisoner and we were giving him things to do.

In the movie "Silence of the Lambs" the guy that kidnaps the chick tells her "it puts the lotion on its skin" in one of the most creepy voices.

Hope that helps.
 
I taught I saw an Unsquare! :D

un.JPG


All concerned - He is living! :)

shals!
 
keystroke said:
i changed the title of my intial thread but cant jchange yht tial of the tread ?
i think a modeattor has to do that


haha.........now who was a touch pissed last night then aye???........lol.

Yeah, I no, I no...........Your as jober as a sudge...............lol.
 
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