He tweeks when he wakes up
He tweeks all alone
He tweeks in the bathroom
He tweeks on the phone
He tweeks when he's getting ready for work
He tweeks for breakfast
He's going berserk
Tweekin tweeker
Tweek twee de de de deek
Tweekin tweeker
Tweek tweek twee de de de deek
Go tweekin tweeker
Your're 2 hours late for work
Tweek tweek tweek
He tweeks when he's driving
He tweeks at the Turk's
His middle eastern bosses must think he's a jerk
Tweekin tweeker
Tweek twee dee dee de deek
Tweekin tweeker
Tweek tweek dee dee de de deek
Go tweekin tweeker
Your're 2 hours late for work
Tweek tweek tweek
He walks in the 7-11 and lurks
Hoping to avoid the table cloth turk
He sneaks in the back where the frozen food's stashed
He tweeks on the story he'll tell the turk
Tweekin tweeker tweek twee dee dee dee deek
Tweekin tweeker tweek twee dee dee dee deek
Oh tweekin tweeker your're stories are a comic delight
Tweek tweek tweek
The first thing he does is go all alone
Into the locked freezer to talk on his cell phone
He's a hamster, he's a spinner, always on the go
Round and round on the wheel and faster he goes
Although he's amuzing, and he's funny as hell
If he spins any faster he will go to jail
He takes out his golden cigarrette box
He takes out a pre filled point in stock
He's standing in the freezer tying off his arm
He's tweeking so hard he sets off the alarm
He takes his point and registers blood
He'd better hurry up or he'll be shit deep in mud
Tweekin even harder cause his body got stabbed
With another unneeded dose of a goddamned kilogram
He's tweekin even harder
His body starts to jerk
What's he gonna say to the pissed off Turk?
He walks out of the freezer and struts along
Acting all happy and whistles a song
He tweeks on his cell phone
He talks so long
Having odd conversations thinking nothing is wrong
He looks up and does a double take
Yup you got it the Turk boss is irate
With the tweeker
Tweek twee dee dee dee deek
Tweekin tweeker
Tweek twee dee dee dee deek
Oh tweekin tweeker your goose is really cooked and baked
Tweek tweek tweek
Yelling in turkish, he seals the tweeker's fate
"Why the fuck did you come 2 hours late?"
His heart is pounding, but he almost skates
Says his son was sick had to see Dr. Hung Low Dick
The turk let's him think his excuse is gonna fly
At the last second yells
"Why do you tell a lie?
What were you doing in the freezer?
Thirty goddamned minutes go by!"
The tweeker looks at him and says,
"Unloading frozen pies"
Then the turk says,
"You must be high!"
The tweeker looks at him and says, "Not I"
The turk walks away
Then he stops where he's at
"You mine explain to me why your arms are all marked with bloody
tracks?"
The tweeker looks down at them and see's
His friggin arms look as though
They had combat with needle mistle toe
He tweeks and laughs
Thinks why not go for broke?
"I don't know what happened
I was cleaning my insulin points
I mean outfits, I mean syringes, whatever the fuck you call them
My arms got poked"
"OUT OUT YOU GET OUT BEFORE I CALL THE LAWYERS TO ARREST YOU!"
"Does this mean my job is through?
Gimme one more chance
I need a cash advance"
The turk goes ballistic
"You are stupid prick
Get out before I call the cop next door
Officer O'Toole"
"Oh no not the mick!"
Running out before he gets on the phone
The tweeker thinks of ways to try to get a loan
Back to square one the hamster is ticked
This is job number 4 this month he lost
If only he'd quit tweekin, speed does cost!
The moral of the story
Don't be like Uncle Roy
I keep telling him
Don't slam on work nights boy!
Why don't he listen?
Why don't he understand?
Nobody gonna pay him to go to tweeker land
Tweek tweek twee dee dee dee deek
Tweek tweek tweek tweek
[ 18 January 2003: Message edited by: TJ ]
He tweeks all alone
He tweeks in the bathroom
He tweeks on the phone
He tweeks when he's getting ready for work
He tweeks for breakfast
He's going berserk
Tweekin tweeker
Tweek twee de de de deek
Tweekin tweeker
Tweek tweek twee de de de deek
Go tweekin tweeker
Your're 2 hours late for work
Tweek tweek tweek
He tweeks when he's driving
He tweeks at the Turk's
His middle eastern bosses must think he's a jerk
Tweekin tweeker
Tweek twee dee dee de deek
Tweekin tweeker
Tweek tweek dee dee de de deek
Go tweekin tweeker
Your're 2 hours late for work
Tweek tweek tweek
He walks in the 7-11 and lurks
Hoping to avoid the table cloth turk
He sneaks in the back where the frozen food's stashed
He tweeks on the story he'll tell the turk
Tweekin tweeker tweek twee dee dee dee deek
Tweekin tweeker tweek twee dee dee dee deek
Oh tweekin tweeker your're stories are a comic delight
Tweek tweek tweek
The first thing he does is go all alone
Into the locked freezer to talk on his cell phone
He's a hamster, he's a spinner, always on the go
Round and round on the wheel and faster he goes
Although he's amuzing, and he's funny as hell
If he spins any faster he will go to jail
He takes out his golden cigarrette box
He takes out a pre filled point in stock
He's standing in the freezer tying off his arm
He's tweeking so hard he sets off the alarm
He takes his point and registers blood
He'd better hurry up or he'll be shit deep in mud
Tweekin even harder cause his body got stabbed
With another unneeded dose of a goddamned kilogram
He's tweekin even harder
His body starts to jerk
What's he gonna say to the pissed off Turk?
He walks out of the freezer and struts along
Acting all happy and whistles a song
He tweeks on his cell phone
He talks so long
Having odd conversations thinking nothing is wrong
He looks up and does a double take
Yup you got it the Turk boss is irate
With the tweeker
Tweek twee dee dee dee deek
Tweekin tweeker
Tweek twee dee dee dee deek
Oh tweekin tweeker your goose is really cooked and baked
Tweek tweek tweek
Yelling in turkish, he seals the tweeker's fate
"Why the fuck did you come 2 hours late?"
His heart is pounding, but he almost skates
Says his son was sick had to see Dr. Hung Low Dick
The turk let's him think his excuse is gonna fly
At the last second yells
"Why do you tell a lie?
What were you doing in the freezer?
Thirty goddamned minutes go by!"
The tweeker looks at him and says,
"Unloading frozen pies"
Then the turk says,
"You must be high!"
The tweeker looks at him and says, "Not I"
The turk walks away
Then he stops where he's at
"You mine explain to me why your arms are all marked with bloody
tracks?"
The tweeker looks down at them and see's
His friggin arms look as though
They had combat with needle mistle toe
He tweeks and laughs
Thinks why not go for broke?
"I don't know what happened
I was cleaning my insulin points
I mean outfits, I mean syringes, whatever the fuck you call them
My arms got poked"
"OUT OUT YOU GET OUT BEFORE I CALL THE LAWYERS TO ARREST YOU!"
"Does this mean my job is through?
Gimme one more chance
I need a cash advance"
The turk goes ballistic
"You are stupid prick
Get out before I call the cop next door
Officer O'Toole"
"Oh no not the mick!"
Running out before he gets on the phone
The tweeker thinks of ways to try to get a loan
Back to square one the hamster is ticked
This is job number 4 this month he lost
If only he'd quit tweekin, speed does cost!
The moral of the story
Don't be like Uncle Roy
I keep telling him
Don't slam on work nights boy!
Why don't he listen?
Why don't he understand?
Nobody gonna pay him to go to tweeker land
Tweek tweek twee dee dee dee deek
Tweek tweek tweek tweek
[ 18 January 2003: Message edited by: TJ ]
