The Traveling Bluelight Gnome (See page 33 for the places David is going to)

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If David wants to visit Niagara Falls, please add me to the Canada list. More than likely I will not keep David for an entire week and can probably meet the previous host for a hand to hand hand-off to save postage time (if in the GTA area). All this, of course, if it does not interfere with already made plans/schedule. Thanks in advance.
 
I can show him the American side of the Falls(superior to the Canadian side for obvious reasons) and them get him over to our Canadian friends via makeshift raft and illegal border crossing.
 
it would only be right for David to engage in some illegal border crossing being as he is a Bluelighter, and being as he isn't real, the only illegal activities he can do himself involve being inanimate.
 
^For the full illegal border crossing experience, I could take him through one the USA-Canada train tunnels that's here or possibly swim him across the Detroit River. Or I could possibly walk over the Ambassador Bridge. The possibilities for illegal gnome-immigration are endless in a border city.
 
As vegan pointed out to me this morning, I could have intercepted him on his way to BKK, but I am currently in SF... perhaps you could put in Manila before he ships out to Hawaii? I'll be back home before May ends
 
dude do the next dude in aus, then send him to hawaii, then wherever else, JUST MAKE SURE PLEASE GUYS... seriously... that his final goodbye is a good one. like thrown off the eiffel tower or over niagara falls or something just intense.

or we could just toss him into lake erie and let the chems rot at his inanimacy. bwahaha. i just made up a word.

woah i ramble when im high.
 
oh oh oh! or tossed into the ocean (while someone is on a cruise or something, WAY out there) in a bottle (of course) with a LETTER! then david can be the message in the bottle. someone will be like, score, uh, whats bluelight? then google it, then BA DA BING bluelight is FAMOUS.

not really. rambling, again. could do this as a profession, probly.
 
^ Dude, I really like that idea. Write the web address of David's thread on the note and see if who ever finds him ever contacts us. 'Course he could wash up on some poverty shore and never been heard of again, but David's ballsy, he'd totally take that chance.

:)
 
DUDE IF JACK AND KATE AND SAWYER CAN DO IT, SO CAN DAVID! just pray there arent any others around.
 
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