Felidaez
Greenlighter
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Story time!
So @Esperighanto and I have a friend who was a coworker of mine at a pizza place. The only dude we've ever met who can do dabs back to back with us and keep up. He's hilarious and we miss him a lot, we moved away and are too far away to hang out anymore.
So, one day last summer we decided to invite him over. We do the usual, hospitality for us, and offer him a few things. "Hey man, we've got some dabs, wanna partake?" He says yes, we do a crazy amount of dabs. @Esperighanto thinks for a minute and says "hey... you ever tried 2cb?" Bro was very down to try some, much to my surprise, as he'd told me earlier on in the year that he'd never insufflated anything. Out of all the things to insufflate, I've found 2cb the most heinous and painful. This man took the insufflation like a CHAMP, no reaction. Just zen. Says it feels pretty great. At this point, we've all done some lines.
Fast forward to a couple hours later, my fiance and him are doing random grappling moves to each other in our living room. I'm looking on in amusement, and me and my small stature decide I want in on it. Yeah sure, why not. My fiance goes to show me how to sweep someone off their feet, demonstrates far too well and his socks slip on the shag carpet as he tries to catch me. I plummet backwards, ass first into the spare television sitting on the floor. It puts a generous dent in the screen and I come out unharmed thanks to my generous amount of butt blubber.
Our friend stares on, assesses the situation for a moment and says, "hm. I don't know if I would've done that."
It's something we joke about to this day. We kept the mangled TV as a nice reminder. Maybe we'll frame it someday, somehow. Keep it in a trophy case maybe. Name it "consequences" like an art piece in a museum.
Anyway, that's the story of how my ass went through a TV. I hope this tickles the funny bone.
So @Esperighanto and I have a friend who was a coworker of mine at a pizza place. The only dude we've ever met who can do dabs back to back with us and keep up. He's hilarious and we miss him a lot, we moved away and are too far away to hang out anymore.
So, one day last summer we decided to invite him over. We do the usual, hospitality for us, and offer him a few things. "Hey man, we've got some dabs, wanna partake?" He says yes, we do a crazy amount of dabs. @Esperighanto thinks for a minute and says "hey... you ever tried 2cb?" Bro was very down to try some, much to my surprise, as he'd told me earlier on in the year that he'd never insufflated anything. Out of all the things to insufflate, I've found 2cb the most heinous and painful. This man took the insufflation like a CHAMP, no reaction. Just zen. Says it feels pretty great. At this point, we've all done some lines.
Fast forward to a couple hours later, my fiance and him are doing random grappling moves to each other in our living room. I'm looking on in amusement, and me and my small stature decide I want in on it. Yeah sure, why not. My fiance goes to show me how to sweep someone off their feet, demonstrates far too well and his socks slip on the shag carpet as he tries to catch me. I plummet backwards, ass first into the spare television sitting on the floor. It puts a generous dent in the screen and I come out unharmed thanks to my generous amount of butt blubber.
Our friend stares on, assesses the situation for a moment and says, "hm. I don't know if I would've done that."
It's something we joke about to this day. We kept the mangled TV as a nice reminder. Maybe we'll frame it someday, somehow. Keep it in a trophy case maybe. Name it "consequences" like an art piece in a museum.
Anyway, that's the story of how my ass went through a TV. I hope this tickles the funny bone.
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