The time my ass went through a television

[LucidSDreamr]

Story time!

So @Esperighanto and I have a friend who was a coworker of mine at a pizza place. The only dude we've ever met who can do dabs back to back with us and keep up. He's hilarious and we miss him a lot, we moved away and are too far away to hang out anymore.

So, one day last summer we decided to invite him over. We do the usual, hospitality for us, and offer him a few things. "Hey man, we've got some dabs, wanna partake?" He says yes, we do a crazy amount of dabs. @Esperighanto thinks for a minute and says "hey... you ever tried 2cb?" Bro was very down to try some, much to my surprise, as he'd told me earlier on in the year that he'd never insufflated anything. Out of all the things to insufflate, I've found 2cb the most heinous and painful. This man took the insufflation like a CHAMP, no reaction. Just zen. Says it feels pretty great. At this point, we've all done some lines.

Fast forward to a couple hours later, my fiance and him are doing random grappling moves to each other in our living room. I'm looking on in amusement, and me and my small stature decide I want in on it. Yeah sure, why not. My fiance goes to show me how to sweep someone off their feet, demonstrates far too well and his socks slip on the shag carpet as he tries to catch me. I plummet backwards, ass first into the spare television sitting on the floor. It puts a generous dent in the screen and I come out unharmed thanks to my generous amount of butt blubber.

Our friend stares on, assesses the situation for a moment and says, "hm. I don't know if I would've done that."

It's something we joke about to this day. We kept the mangled TV as a nice reminder. Maybe we'll frame it someday, somehow. Keep it in a trophy case maybe. Name it "consequences" like an art piece in a museum.

Anyway, that's the story of how my ass went through a TV. I hope this tickles the funny bone.

lol.

I was expecting that you were tripping so hard that you hallucinated being inside of the TV show

 

[Felidaez]

lol.

I was expecting that you were tripping so hard that you hallucinated being inside of the TV show

LOL I've done something similar, PCP induced. I was going up stairs and hallucinated that I was in that one MC Escher painting, Relativity, because I couldn't tell what way was up, down, right or left and the stairs looked like they were on the ceiling and walls

 

[LucidSDreamr]

LOL I've done something similar, PCP induced. I was going up stairs and hallucinated that I was in that one MC Escher painting, Relativity, because I couldn't tell what way was up, down, right or left and the stairs looked like they were on the ceiling and walls

Yea dissociatives will do that. One time I was watching porn on MXE and I went into the movie with the actor. It couldn’t have been more real. She really loved me man.

 

[Jnowhere]

LOL I've done something similar, PCP induced. I was going up stairs and hallucinated that I was in that one MC Escher painting, Relativity, because I couldn't tell what way was up, down, right or left and the stairs looked like they were on the ceiling and walls

At least you didn't end up naked and fighting a dozen cops and end up on YouTube.

 

[Esperighanto]

At least you didn't end up naked and fighting a dozen cops and end up on YouTube.

I love referring to this as "going worldstar".

That friend that swung by had mentioned that LSD was a bit much for him, so I suggested 2C-B and man, 2C-B with socks on a shag carpet are not ideal for grappling practice.

I was expecting that you were tripping so hard that you hallucinated being inside of the TV show

I believe this has happened to at least both myself as well as @Felidaez. For me it's really prone to occurring with videos of concerts, there's a Hot Mulligan performance I really adore that at least 4 different arylcyclohexylamines have rocketed me straight into. Watching The Fog (1980) on 3-HO-PCP is something I've done three separate times too, just because angel dust of any variety enhances horror movies and documentaries to an unreal degree imo.

 

[emkee_reinvented]

Under influence of more demobilising agent s [dissociative s]
Sometimes also Booze, Stims, involved: stupid behaviour as you feel 110%.
But are 50% at best, i ve broken, my age being 50 probably the culprit.

My Arm, Collar bone [really painful], Rib s twice and:
not fell off the stairs, but dived over the staircase in the black.
Down headfirst, maybe it was good that i picked up some Aikido ?

Just to go to the toilet at night with a broken hall -light,
amazing that i survived that. Bruised/ battered yes,
and learned a lesson 'DON T DO THAT AGAIN !'

 

[emkee_reinvented]

I love referring to this as "going worldstar".

That friend that swung by had mentioned that LSD was a bit much for him, so I suggested 2C-B and man, 2C-B with socks on a shag carpet are not ideal for grappling practice.

I believe this has happened to at least both myself as well as @Felidaez. For me it's really prone to occurring with videos of concerts, there's a Hot Mulligan performance I really adore that at least 4 different arylcyclohexylamines have rocketed me straight into. Watching The Fog (1980) on 3-HO-PCP is something I've done three separate times too, just because angel dust of any variety enhances horror movies and documentaries to an unreal degree imo.

'Mid-Century' on dMXE, just a tip. The movie, one of the movie threads 'Disturbing'
movies. Well it perfectly suits that, a Hybrid as any genre can be made disturbing.

But this movie i would advise to someone if they like to know what dissociation is like.
Watching that movie sober is better then any explanation i could try to form.
But watching it on a disso. amazing.
Important no commercial breaks, pause or rewind OK. But no Kakalawaka inbetween.

 

[Esperighanto]

But watching it on a disso. amazing.
Important no commercial breaks, pause or rewind OK. But no Kakalawaka inbetween.

Watching things on dissociatives is truly one of the peak disso experience. The most recent time I went hard with ketamine, I blasted through maybe 300-500mg in a day and watched a 2 hour long youtube video about every flavor of Monster that's ever existed. It sounds boring, but while in that headspace it was absolutely fascinating to ponder that one kid on youtube had assembled multiple hours worth of information, even uncovering monster flavors that were going to be released but never were. I then threw on Cabin Fever, a comfort film of mine/@Felidaez and I wrapped up the half ounce of ket I had, decided not to get any more for a little bit. Still playing with angel dust here and there though, it makes movies crazy fun.

not fell off the stairs, but dived over the staircase in the black.

I have to applaud your bravery on this move man, I don't think I could ever. What substances/set/setting led to this occurring?

 

[emkee_reinvented]

I have to applaud your bravery on this move man, I don't think I could ever. What substances/set/setting led to this occurring?

Waking during the sleep phase where balance and coordination are effected.
While still Disso s and maybe Booze [midnite pee might indicate it],
certainly exhaustion and not in the right mind set played a big part.

Didn t exactly knew what danger i was about to do. When i landed i did !

 

[Esperighanto]

Didn t exactly knew what danger i was about to do. When i landed i did !

Drinking excessively at a social function as a young teenager (13-15 I think?) I leaned on a standing air conditioner, and it fell. As it fell, I fell right behind it, but it fell out of a window, and this house happened to be built on a hill, so even though I was on the first story from the front of the house, from where I fell it was maybe 20-30 feet up. I attribute the intoxication to why I nailed the fall and just walked back up to the party mildly sore.

 

[emkee_reinvented]

Drinking excessively at a social function as a young teenager (13-15 I think?) I leaned on a standing air conditioner, and it fell. As it fell, I fell right behind it, but it fell out of a window, and this house happened to be built on a hill, so even though I was on the first story from the front of the house, from where I fell it was maybe 20-30 feet up. I attribute the intoxication to why I nailed the fall and just walked back up to the party mildly sore.

A cop told me at car accidents, i don t drive myself but,
when the victim was intoxicated they mostly got out intact.
Due to them being Drunk. And flexible.

Sounds familiar ?

The same accident with a sober person often led to broken bones,
injuries to the driver. Guess i must have been drunk,
or at least tipsy and on a normal dose of a Benzo.

As in DETOX i learned under influence of a high dose of Benzo s,
Like they give you only in DETOX, you just piss your bed.
Only happened to me in medical conditions, why they give dose like that ?

And then have you clean your own bed.

 

[Esperighanto]

Like they give you only in DETOX, you just piss your bed.
Only happened to me in medical conditions, why they give dose like that ?

I'm assuming they were using Librium, yeah? It lasts something crazy like ~9 days iirc, I've never used it though. Benzos sullying mattresses truly is despicable of them.

 

[Felidaez]

I'm assuming they were using Librium, yeah? It lasts something crazy like ~9 days iirc, I've never used it though. Benzos sullying mattresses truly is despicable of them.

Benzos are a beast to be reckoned with, for me anyways. I can't tangle with flualprazolam anymore. Took like 4 bars then blacked out, ended up taking 13 bars total and went to work the next day with my shirt on backwards, trying to sit on chairs and falling off of them over five times in front of customers. I don't remember a single bit of it. Got my termination letter the next day explaining everything that I was doing while blacked out. Won't be doing that again.

Also found my taser case in the parking lot the next day but no taser, and a record in my Uber rides of calling the same guy for an Uber twice, cancelling on him both times and then him coming to get me the third time. I wonder what that experience for that dude was like. Lmao