The Sorry Thread

[Doppelganger]

You are who you are

I'm sorry .

 

[breakyaself]

I am sorry for being so beautiful yet untouchable. Its a tradgey, really.

 

[taita]

Im sorry the people here are sorry...

 

[muzby]

oh dear god.

here we go...

age 2:

i'm sorry for kicking my sister in the nose whilst i was wearing hiking boots, leading to her getting blood noses any time the weather changed for the next 6 years..

age 3:

i'm sorry to my dad for cracking a raw egg on his bald head, thinking i had a hard boiled one..

age 5:

i'm sorry to my sister for writing HER name in wet concrete, getting her in trouble..

age 9:

i'm sorry for cheating on my 9 x tables test..

age 12:

i'm sorry for smacking my brother in the face with a broken fence pale, whilst playing cricket with a stone and same said fence pail..

age 13:

i'm sorry for shooting the bird with the gun.

age 14:

i'm sorry for grabbing the cat, swinging it by the tail and throwing it as far as i can.

i'm sorry for laughing at that same action.

age 15:

i'm sorry to my neighbours for blowing up their garbage bin..

age 16:

i'm sorry to my little brother (the fence pale one) for setting the clocks forward, and making him wake up at 2am, thinking it was 7am and time to go to school..

age 17:

i'm sorry to my first long term girlfriend for shagging her best friend..

age 18:

i'm sorry to half the girls in my year for giving them glandular fever.

age 19:

i'm sorry to the girl at uni that now cannot see me without leaping in fright, after me scaring her so much during living on campus that i have given her a complex.

age 20:

i'm sorry to rick for the "phone prank". for those who haven't heard the phone prank, ask me.. its too long a story...

age 21:

i'm sorry to kat for taking her virginity on my 21st birthday.

age 22:

i'm sorry that i was well behaved that year.

age 23:

i'm sorry that i didn't move to sydney earlier!!!!

age 24:

i'm sorry to my liver that i brought my alcoholism to it's forefront..

age 25:

i'm sorry to:

kasey
kel
danielle
elyan
jessica
amy

for deciding to end our flings with "i'll call you on tuesday".. and then not calling...

age 26:

i'm sorry that i turned into a grandpa...

age 27:

see drunk apologies thread.

 

[Jimity]

I'm sorry to god. Your time is nearing to step down from your current position and let me take control. I believe I am powerful enough to take control of this world.

I'm sorry FaTz isnt sharing that pile of coke he obviousily has.

 

[CHiLD-0F-THE-BEAT]

age 5:

i'm sorry to my sister for writing HER name in wet concrete, getting her in trouble..

^Classic. That's Denis The Menace stylez, that is. Superb!

 

[FaTz]

Muzby, I'm pretty SURE the first time I ever fiended with you you told me that entire story, starting from the day you were born... I'm heading to QLD in 8 minutes. But I'll come back and give my life a shot with apoligies. It'll take a while :S hehe

 

[joannie_mhm]

oh dear god.

here we go...

age 2:

i'm sorry for kicking my sister in the nose whilst i was wearing hiking boots, leading to her getting blood noses any time the weather changed for the next 6 years..

age 12:

i'm sorry for smacking my brother in the face with a broken fence pale, whilst playing cricket with a stone and same said fence pail..

age 13:

i'm sorry for shooting the bird with the gun.

age 14:

i'm sorry for grabbing the cat, swinging it by the tail and throwing it as far as i can.

i'm sorry for laughing at that same action.

age 15:

i'm sorry to my neighbours for blowing up their garbage bin..

age 19:

i'm sorry to the girl at uni that now cannot see me without leaping in fright, after me scaring her so much during living on campus that i have given her a complex.

makings of a serial killer much!

 

[FaTz]

I'm sorry to
Maddog
Poppins
Fishes
And DEFFINATLY the Samadhis,
For not catching up with you guys even though I've been to qld twice now ... Grrr... It's freaking hard trying to keep a relationship frmo crumbling... I'll be catching up with you guys next month though :D

 

[brainiacthemaniac]

Never leave regrets , you cannot justify what has been done, merely rectify it...

 

[Samadhi]

I'm sorry to
Maddog
Poppins
Fishes
And DEFFINATLY the Samadhis,
For not catching up with you guys even though I've been to qld twice now ... Grrr... It's freaking hard trying to keep a relationship frmo crumbling... I'll be catching up with you guys next month though :D

No worries at all love, we will catch up soon, for sure... we know you've got alot on your plate

 

[^Pipit^]

To the bitch who wouldn't let me merge yesterday morning, on the corner of High St & Williams Rd...

I'm sorry if you were thirty seconds late to wherever you were headed!
I'm sorry you needed to speed up from behind me and fill up all that room in the lane ahead of you when I was trying not to hit a parked car. I'm also sorry that you're so fucking uptight that you thought beeping and swearing at me would magically swap our cars, just so you could be in front.
I'm sorry that you aren't bright enough to acknowledge common practices on the road, and that this might one day cause an accident. I'm sorry you don't only drive on Sunday with all the other ignorant plebs who can't understand the logistics of flowing traffic.

Mostly I'm just sorry that there are so many fucktards like you out there who manage to piss everyone off with your lack of consideration and general idiocy.

Cheers

 

[^Pipit^]

And to all the Aus Social dudes,

I am genuinely sorry that all you good drivers needed to read my ranting, for the sake of one bad apple.

 

[doofqueen]

I’m sorry for having hissy fits so often and thinking that people were attacking me and my opinions on a personal level (when only half the time they were)

I’m sorry for being defensive just about all of the time. I’m an emotional person and do take things personally quite a bit.

I’m sorry for my spelling and grammar mistakes when it’s obvious that so many people find it important on a drug site and especially seeing as I am a primary school teacher in the making (even though this is not a classroom and I am not teaching… yes I do see the point) so I will do my best to improve on that just for all of you spelling nazi’s but it’s not going to be a top priority so be warned

I'm sorry to UAN for posting my cleavage and making her work think she is looking at porn.

Actually I'm really sorry I posted my cleavage here at all. It just makes me look like an attention seeking whore and everyone knows I'm everything but

I’m sorry for being so passionate … actually no I’m not I just thought I would throw that one in

well it's been over a year.... thought i would check the place out again

hi

 

[nursey]

Hmmmm... I get stuck in sorry loops, especially when a bit trashed or scattered. And it is Tuesday, so I don't think I should start myself off

Anyway, after Muzby's effort, mine all seem so tame!