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The singles thread - Do what ya wanna do yeaahh

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Yay for being single.
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I've been single for sooooooo long
sometimes I mind, lot of the time I don't
so much fun to be had =D

as I said in another thread my V day love goes to my bed

alas I am married to a pizza (true story)
 
MG2S, you sound like you are married to a drip that constantly delivers acid, straight into ya veins!

Tripper....

=D
 
Well i have a boyfriend but i don't believe in valentines day! So lucky him i would suppose. But then again i am not materialistic at all. Don't bother with roses, just treat me well is all i ask for.
 
I think being single is only fun when its voluntary.Although it is kinda weird when all your friends have someone....I'm forever the third wheel/spare tyre.Your mates forever trying to hook you up with people can get kind of awkward too.

Oh,and happy Valentines Day everyone :)
 
If i was half the man i pretend to be i would have gone to a swanky restaurant with a cunning plan tonight.
Id have eaten alone while getting quietly pissed and throwing my best forlorn glances at the happy valentines couples. At the end i would squeeze a few quiet cliche tears into my soup and act embarrassed as i tried to hide it.

If i played it just right i could probably get a sympathy fuck out of a waitress but in reality id do it for the Art %)
 
^ M-Dog, if I'd seen you alone in a restaurant I would've ditched my date to buy you a vino.

Valentine's Day is kinda rad but I like my love with a touch of irony so I don't like people who take it too seriously.

*declares undying love to her man in mX*
 
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Cleanskin Wine Slut,
Miss UAN.

As fo' yo', MIss Kat.
well,
you're still a moderator,
so,
enter the
GOLDEN GATE.
 
m4dd0g said:
If i was half the man i pretend to be i would have gone to a swanky restaurant with a cunning plan tonight.
Id have eaten alone while getting quietly pissed and throwing my best forlorn glances at the happy valentines couples. At the end i would squeeze a few quiet cliche tears into my soup and act embarrassed as i tried to hide it.

If i played it just right i could probably get a sympathy fuck out of a waitress but in reality id do it for the Art %)
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That is sheer genius! Even just for artistic value alone.


I didn't know Yarni was a waitress?


I find friends trying to set me up with someone absolutely hilarious. I'll either laugh my arse off at this poor person or if I like them I'll probably just pretend to hate them just so my friends don't get the satisfaction. I guess thats why it never happens any more.
 
m4dd0g said:
If i was half the man i pretend to be i would have gone to a swanky restaurant with a cunning plan tonight.
Id have eaten alone while getting quietly pissed and throwing my best forlorn glances at the happy valentines couples. At the end i would squeeze a few quiet cliche tears into my soup and act embarrassed as i tried to hide it.

If i played it just right i could probably get a sympathy fuck out of a waitress but in reality id do it for the Art %)
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You should totally do this. Have a few drinks before hand or something that will loosen your inhibitions. I'd steal your idea, except I'm broke and sick to even consider it at the moment.

C'moooooon! ;)
 
Tonight was the first time I have ever given someone a present on Valentine's Day.

I gave a diving knife I had bought on my holidays to one of my best friends (all of whom happen to be female, gay or both for some reason). She's a geek. She studies engineering with me, collects weapons, watches anime and science shows, plays video games and a has whole heap of other pursuits that are unusual for females. She'd been talking about wanting throwing knives for a while and when I saw these I knew she'd love one. Anyway, between her busy schedule and me living in another town, tonight was the first opportunity I had to see her. So I surprised her at work and wished her a happy Hallmark Day.

This isn't anything really noteworthy as far as my singledom goes. She paid me back for it, hates Valentine's Day and then started complaining about her boyfriend who takes it too seriously. A dozen roses delivered to her work thus embarrassing her seriously. I told her she should embarrass him by buying him some bondage gear and having that delivered to his work. He'd hate that, but it would take something like that bought on Oxford St. to embarrass him.

I should have told her to break up with him tonight. Publicly. In the worst way possible, tearing out his heart and showing it to him before he died (metaphorically). The ultimate devastation. I would have been very satisfying for both of us, but I don't have the heart to say that to her.
 
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