The science and technology jokes thread...

[pallidamors]

^^Weak.

I love it. Liebniz > creepy kabbalist newton, any day.

 

[TheLoveBandit]

 

[pallidamors]

 

[qwe]

^^Weak.

hahahahahaha

 

[Akoto]

He's a lyrical wordsmith, yo. The voice of a generation.

 

[qwe]

 

[TheLoveBandit]

Not sure how well this fits here.... "geek dice"

 

[qwe]

 

[TheLoveBandit]

^^I think I've seen that somewhere just recently.


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size

NSFW:

 

[rant*N*rave]

^Bahahahaaa, I need an iMat. :D

 

[Psyduck]

 

[Akoto]

^^I think I've seen that somewhere just recently.


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lol'd heartily

 

[Arrrrrrrrr]

heisenberg gets pulled over by a cop. the cop says "do you have any idea how fast you were going?" heisenberg replies "no. but i know exactly where i am!"

A variation:
Heisenberg gets pulled over by a cop. The cop comes up to the window and asks "Do you know how fast you were going?" To which Heisenberg replies "No, but I know exactly where I am." After hearing this the cop gets agitated and pulls Heisenberg out of the car and begins to beat him brutally. In the middle of his beating Heisenberg exclaims "Do you know when this will stop?!". The cop replies "No, but I know how much energy I will expend!"

Edit:

This is old, but some of you may not have seen it. A site with a string of lolcat type pics, but all science and programming related:

Lambdacats

Lambdacats are back baby!
Behold! Lambdacats

Samples (collapsible for your pleasure):

NSFW:

 

[qwe]

technology/society joke

History of trolling

Trolling as we know it was invented by Socrates and called Socratic Irony. It was performed IRL. Unfortunately, primitive people found irony confusing and scary, so they forced him to drink hemlock and die

 

[qwe]

A Crapp is a nickname given to the most bullshit of free apps cranked out daily by the apple app store. Basically some bastard trying to make money by trolling every newfag that can poke a screen to download his app, which said newfag will find to be a complete piece of shit and immediately delete.

Somehow, these fags still make money doing this, and they refuse to stop. Experts hope that one day soon, a crapp will be created that is so shitty it implodes and destroys the entire app store with it. This may have disastrous repercussions to iPhone and iTouch users, but no one gives a shit.

Crapps are notorious for taking up space in the app store, drawing armies of 12 year olds to give whiny reviews about them, and generally pissing off everyone who is not an idiot

 

[moonyham]

''This may have disastrous repercussions to iPhone and iTouch users, but no one gives a shit. ''

iLOL'd

 

[qwe]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBrZJIk4zGk&feature=related

does P&S have a jokes thread? i need to put this video in there. piss off all the christian thread authors. because they know somewhere deep inside we atheists are right

 

[hobhead]

P&S has only people that can't get over themselves - jokes don't fly over there in woo woo land.

 

[qwe]

so your friend likes watching youtube videos, and he's being a total dick

Break His F5 Key. Bam

 

[rant*N*rave]

Crapps are notorious for taking up space in the app store, drawing armies of 12 year olds to give whiny reviews about them, and generally pissing off everyone who is not an idiot

Indeed