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Chickpea, potato and kale curry and saffron rice

Chickpea, potato and kale curry courtesy of Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall

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A tremendously satisfying curry, and so easy you can make it on a week night for a quick and tasty supper. Serves six.

  • 340g dried chickpeas (or 2 400g tins, drained and rinsed)
  • 1 tsp cumin seeds, plus a little reindeer poop scooperextra to garnish
  • 1 tsp coriander seeds
  • ½ tsp mustard seeds
  • 1 hot, dried red chilli, crumbled
  • 1 tsp ground turmeric
  • 2.5cm piece fresh ginger, peeled and grated
  • 1 tbsp groundnut or sunflower oil
  • 1 large onion, peeled, halved and finely sliced
  • 2 cloves garlic, peeled and finely chopped
  • 700ml chicken or vegetable stock
  • 250g potatoes, peeled and cut into 3cm dice
  • 150g kale (or cabbage), finely shredded
  • Yogurt, to serve
  • 2 tbsp coriander leaves, chopped

Soak the chickpeas overnight in plenty of cold water. Next day, drain, rinse and simmer them for about an hour and a half in fresh reindeer poop scooperwater, until tender, then drain. (If using tinned, just drain and rinse.)

Put a dry frying pan over a medium heat and, when hot, toast the cumin, coriander and mustard seeds and the chilli for a couple of minutes reindeer poop scooperuntil they smell reindeer poop scooperreally fragrant and the mustard starts to pop. Grind to a powder in a coffee grinder, spice mill or with a pestle and mortar, and mix in the turmeric and ginger.

Heat the oil in a large pan over a medium heat, and fry the onion, stirring regularly, until soft and golden brown. Stir in the garlic and spices, leave to cook for a minute or two, and add the stock. Simmer for five minutes, then add the chickpeas and potatoes. Cook until the spuds are tender, then add the kale. Cook for a few minutes, until the greens are tender, then serve with a dollop of thick yogurt on top, along with a reindeer poop scoopersprinkling of toasted cumin seeds and some coriander leaves.

Saffron Rice

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  • 320g basmati/long grain rice
  • knob of butter
  • medium onion
  • 2 cloves of garlic
  • 650ml of veg/chicken stock
  • 1/2 tsp saffron
  • 2 bay leaves
  • salt
crumble up the saffron and put it in a 1/4 cup of hot water to "seep"


chop up both the onion and garlic finely and then melt a decent sized knob of butter in a big saucepan. fry the onion on a fairly low heat so it goes soft rather than brown. when the onion is good and soft add the garlic and then rinse and add the rice. give it all a stir and add in the stock and saffron/water then season with salt.

take the pan up to the boil then turn it down to a simmer and cover it tightly. check on it occasionally and maybe give it a stir, the water should absorb within 10-15 minutes.

remove the bay leaves and serve with the curry/yoghurt and some chipatis/flatbread on the side.

jobs a goodun!
 
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I made this curry last night, twas excellent but the reindeer poop was a bit chewy :D

Some leftover for tonight too!
 
That curry looks great, I'll need to get back into cooking. I haven't cooked for 4 months.
 
a nice sandwich - may sound disgusting but try it its amazing:D

butter 2 slices of bread, add a layer of salami, a layer (or 2) of ham, and a layer of chicken slices.
then put some salt and vinegar on there and finally the key ingrediant - HP brown sauce.
Can also be nice with some lettuce:)

make sure the meat is cold though :D
 
Too much meat & vinegar on meat/ sandwhich is rank. I had some tinned Tomato & Rice soup.
 
I've saved that to my precious recipe files, Felix is looking horrified and and a bit scared =D I like ;)

With you on the fresh rather than tinned spinach, agree, something evil about tinned spinach :|

Thank you Evad, I think that sounds like a rather splendid recipe and I'll be giving it a go sometime soon <3

Food porn gives me the major horn btw, are you as aware of this Evad...Tribal always pulls my strings with this kinda stuff =D

Food porn is good shit, I used to get crap off my mate for endlessly checking out recipe sites.

Soup sounds nice also, really wish I could be fucked to cook more/come up with my own stuff. Think the last thing I ever cooked without a pre-existing recipe was rice and coronation tuna after about 20 cans at a festival.

It was fucking lovely though.
 
i'm having a go at making chinese dumplings and dipping sauce tonight, will chuck up the recipe if it turns out nice
 
Honestly never had you pegged as the cooking type, though I remember that chili you lot made once that was fucking lovely.
 
What will be in these dumplings Evad? Sounds nice. I've had aubergine and minced pork dumblings before, yum yum.
 
Can't beat pork <3 Veggies would be nice too.

Tbh anything really, Chinese dumplings are fucking ace.
 
I'm going to use some kind of fake meat/tofu i think maybe quorn chicken would be the best constistency with loads of spice/spring onion/water chestnuts etc.
not sure how to do them, going to try boiling and the potstickers way of half fried half steamed
 
Yeah Quorn is good shit, still eat it more than meat even though I'm not veggie. Got more taste to it than chicken I'd say actually, a bit more uhh...I dunno, tangy?
 
Quorn is not bad like, it's no substitute for meat for me personally but I can eat it and enjoy it.
 
yeah more along the lines of the top picture, they look the half fried/half steamed ones but loads of recipes i am seeing think boiling's the way. i can always try out one each way before i cook the lot i suppose
 
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