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xstayfadedx

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I always see this forum popping up in the new posts and there is so many interesting discussions or threads. Its like one of the best socials but why? How do you guys make this forum so interesting? I find myself posting here even though I live in north america. I just find the other social discussion forums not as interesting. Tell us your secrets.
 
Simple we ain't yanks or koala fucking cunts...nuff said
This is the civilized world =D


ps: you should look a little bit further there's some inane crap posted at times...
 
It's so great cos I live here.

/thread

*ahem*

No.

It's great cos folks with both brains and humour live here.

Some of 'em are even Septics 8o

PS: The fact that EADDers take more drugs over the average weeked than the rest of BL does over the average year may also be a factor...

PPS: We also have the odd far-right Nazi nutjob just to make y'all Yanks feel at home. Rarely though. Thank fuck.
 
I just find north america to be mainly about heroin but the forum here is more like a family. Not just a drug forum. Hahaha I sounds like a creeper =D
 
As a family they like to fuck, the last few pages of the msn ramblings will illustrate that.
 
Only in Norfolk... And the West Country... And most of Wales... And most of Scotland... And the North in general...

Fuck...

Yeah...

We shag siblings and/or parents given the choice. What of it? Get proper fucked first though like. Then start a thread on it.
 
I like the way you guys talk. It makes me laugh when an african american talks british its so different (by the way I am part black so no racism intended lol). I don't know I wanted to move to the united kingdom but do you guys even have malls or amazing amusement parks??? I just mainly wanted to go there for the underground music.
 
We have shopping centres and Alton Towers. More or less equivalent to yer asks really. More stabby, less shooty though.

If yer want comedy accents you should see black guys talk French. Or Indians talk Scottish. So many more options for comedy accents in Euroland. And we don't really have racism anymore (do we?). Unless your slagging Germans. Or the French. Or Poles. Or Romanians. Or Gypos... (cont'd in Teh Heil).
 
Our asda is owned by your wally mart fuckers,
and it's called a shopping center here.
 
I blame microshit word/any spell checker for that one, it corrects centre to center.
 
xstayfadedx said:
I like the way you guys talk. It makes me laugh when an african american talks british its so different (by the way I am part black so no racism intended lol). I don't know I wanted to move to the united kingdom but do you guys even have malls or amazing amusement parks??? I just mainly wanted to go there for the underground music.
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My housemate came over to study from Kenya, (he didn't really 'click' with the Southerners in the house), but we ended up being bros so fast; he got deported ad I do not think he is coming back, which sucks a fucking cock. Shit tonne of illegals roaming around doing all sorts of shit, and they spend every working hour trying to get him out the country. Where he came from in Kenya was more or less the same respect for each other we grew up with it. He'd buy me a crate of beer, not mention a shit, I'd sort him out when I go pick up the next lot. No ifs, buts, complains "oh I did this yesterday". When he was speaking to his unclle after meeting me, he told him the Northerner would be more like himself. He quickly noticed how up their own arse a lot of Southerners are (not all, but a lot im my experience)

Where in the UK are you planning on visiting? *everyone says London, I say it's a shit hole*There is Alton Towers up North; not been in ages but #iI loved it every time, especially AIR. Thorp Park, overpriced piece of shit. Pleasure Island... Lol just no. Flamingo Land was sick the last time I went, but I heard they took down the Magnum Force coaster. ...Oh, and Blackbool, if you want to see how the impoverished African countries are doing better than some English towns haha.
 
I think the reason we don't have so much overt racism in the UK is because of the class system.

The British class system basically means it's OK to discriminate against poor people, just for having a few quid less than you (and you can generally tell by their accent); so no need to miss out on abusing someone who is white, just in case they turn out to be rich.

Chances are anything bad that happened to a black person in the UK -- especially if it was done by a rich person -- happened to a poor black person, and was motivated as much by poverty as anything else (though the media like to suggest the opposite, painting any crime against a minority as racist -- even when it had nothing to do with race, e.g. a group of {white} lads who tried to burn down the house of an {asian} shopkeeper who refused to serve them with booze and fags, and which they'd still have done no matter whether he'd been Asian white, black, Chinese or Martian).

You do get the odd bit of genuinely racist, sexist or LGBTA-phobic scum, but mostly, the thing that makes you a target is your finances (or not).
 
That pretty much sums it up NearlyJules. Pakis, Coons, Gypos or SlantyEyes: All are welcome as long as they ain't dolescum. Or druggies. Or stealing our jobs or owt. Benders, Lezzers and Inbetweenies/Can't Make Their Fuckin' Minds Uppies are also welcome. As long as they have a decent chatshow or some kinda makeover show schtick to their name. Or could pass for a bird after ten pints. And ain't sponging off us proper salt of the earth real men. Obviously.
 
Alton Towers is more than a little decent.

I went there 2 years ago after not being for about 10 years.

my mortality awareness has definitely accelerated over the years.

while my buddy walked around with a face for frolicks, i walked around in deathly silence, clutching my stomach and trying not to puke (while trying to force the visuals of head smashing on concrete from my mind). such a pussy. I used to be totally fearless and also have a face for frolicking at such places.

I went on everything tho, twice in fact, since it was at the back end of the year on a weird day, the kind you can just walk around without having to queue. even that vertical drop monstrosity right at the end. fuck me that was horrendous. lost my favourite hat on that too.
 
^^ Never been to Alton Towers. Went to some other similar place I forget the name of on a school trip once. Went on a teenytiny rollercoaster (quite enough for me - fuck those proper scary ones 8o) a bit... but mostly stuck to The World's Shittest (and shortest) Log Flume. Was more or less a skip tossed down a ten-foot ramp into a pond. Suited me just dandy <3

My ex-fiance made me go on some freakish octopoid swirlywhirly up-in-the-air-and-fling-ya-round-a-bit thingamajig when the fair was in town. I actually quite liked it. She lost her mobile somewhere in the midst of it.

Comizzies on the lost hat, Marmz :(<3

Julez: Picking fruit is always a classic. Actually, any job will do really cos the cunts that adhere to such fallacies tend to be totally unemployable going back at least a generation or two anyway.
 
@ Jules: t'is a total shame that anyone using that expression (in a non ironic or satirical way) would never attempt to read such a book though.
 
well, I've stuck to dodgems since the Alton Towers debarcle.
no lost mobiles, but did get a pair of ripped and bloody tights and a knee injury due to drunken dodgem escapades last year. I imagine it's pretty hard to die on the dodgems tho, & I can live with the thought of a ride with the potential for dicky knees, so I doubt I'll ever be venturing further than silly cars for future thrills n spills
 
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