OK, first stab at a fantasy World Test XI just for kicks (the hell with the PWC rankings, Akhtar has been playing against feeble opposition lately, and I don't really rate Ntini either. Laxman has been putting Australia to the sword, but how do you put him in aboove the others?):
1. M. Vaughan (ENG)
2. H. Gibbs (SA)
3. R. Dravid (IND)
4. B. Lara (WI)
5. S. Tendulkar (IND)
6. J. Kallis (SA)
8. (w) L. Vincent (NZ)
8. S. Pollock (SA)
9. A. Kumble (IND)
10. M. Muralithuran (SL)
11. C. Vaas (SL)
It's tempting to make Dravid keep wickets and include Laxman, but I have a soft sport for Lou Vincent and there are three Indians in the team already.
Pollock and Vaas to open the bowling, Kallis as first change, backed up by Muralithuran and Kumble with totally different styles of spin.
I'd be a bit worried abut the tail, but if you need them to hold up with a top order like that, then you deserve to lose.
No Pakistanis, hmm. I'd love to include Inzamam Ul-Haq (instead of Vincent maybe, Dravid is a second-rate keeper but meh)... and on second thoughts, maybe I would go with Shoaib instead of Vaas after all. He's an idiot, and overrated, but he has star power (and this is after all about pulling a crowd) and is undeniably exciting to watch.