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The official Austnet #bluelight thread (subtitled The guide for n00bs)
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Pleonastic
Bluelighter
It's not even +i, or at the very least +m... that's hardly elite... 
vurtomatic
Bluelight Crew
[03:20] <!syke_> must cost a bomb to build
[03:20] <!Parcos^draunk> what u buildig?
[03:20] <!Parcos^draunk> bo b/?
[03:20] <!syke_> a bomb
[03:20] <!Parcos^draunk> heheahe
[03:20] <!Parcos^draunk> who u owant to bob
[03:21] <!syke_> your car
[03:21] <!Parcos^draunk> i don'td have carrot
[03:21] <!Parcos^draunk> car
[03:21] <@vurtomatic> u wanna bob his carrot?
[03:21] <!Parcos^draunk> hawehaw
[03:21] <!syke_> ehhh
[03:21] <!syke_> what's up doc
[03:20] <!Parcos^draunk> what u buildig?
[03:20] <!Parcos^draunk> bo b/?
[03:20] <!syke_> a bomb
[03:20] <!Parcos^draunk> heheahe
[03:20] <!Parcos^draunk> who u owant to bob
[03:21] <!syke_> your car
[03:21] <!Parcos^draunk> i don'td have carrot
[03:21] <!Parcos^draunk> car
[03:21] <@vurtomatic> u wanna bob his carrot?
[03:21] <!Parcos^draunk> hawehaw
[03:21] <!syke_> ehhh
[03:21] <!syke_> what's up doc
RobertRollie
Bluelighter
- Joined
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- Messages
- 987
<fuckedup> is md bad for your nose ?
<RobertRollie> uhm
<RobertRollie> well
<RobertRollie> its caustic
<MDMA-4-ALL> Anything you snort will fuck your nose
<fuckedup> haha
<RobertRollie> not anything
<MDMA-4-ALL> Well most shit we put up there is
<RobertRollie> you can snort air fine
<RobertRollie> and you can snort nos fine
<MDMA-4-ALL> Bullshit, I snorted air once, and my nose bled for an hour afterwards!
<RobertRollie> you mustnt have crushed it up fine enuff
<MDMA-4-ALL> Dude, you gave me the line!
<fuckedup> whats air ?
* Mondo coughs
<MDMA-4-ALL> If only I could describe what I just saw...
<fuckedup> whats air ?
<Mondo> air is a mixture of gases
<MDMA-4-ALL> You just made RR laugh so hard coke (cola) came out his nose.
* RobertRollie blows his drink out thru his nose
<RobertRollie> air yknow...you breath it
<RobertRollie> uhm
<RobertRollie> well
<RobertRollie> its caustic
<MDMA-4-ALL> Anything you snort will fuck your nose
<fuckedup> haha
<RobertRollie> not anything
<MDMA-4-ALL> Well most shit we put up there is
<RobertRollie> you can snort air fine
<RobertRollie> and you can snort nos fine
<MDMA-4-ALL> Bullshit, I snorted air once, and my nose bled for an hour afterwards!
<RobertRollie> you mustnt have crushed it up fine enuff
<MDMA-4-ALL> Dude, you gave me the line!
<fuckedup> whats air ?
* Mondo coughs
<MDMA-4-ALL> If only I could describe what I just saw...
<fuckedup> whats air ?
<Mondo> air is a mixture of gases
<MDMA-4-ALL> You just made RR laugh so hard coke (cola) came out his nose.
* RobertRollie blows his drink out thru his nose
<RobertRollie> air yknow...you breath it
<waz|away> !seen Sodom_and_Gomorrah
<waz|away> don't look back
<waz|away> unless you like being a pile of salt
<josh|nexus> waz: you, my friend, are a worry
<waz|away> spot the guy who has a memory
<waz|away> josh|nexus : why's that?
<josh|nexus> <waz|away> !seen Sodom_and_Gomorrah
<josh|nexus> <waz|away> don't look back
<josh|nexus>
<josh|nexus> hehe
<waz|away> you don't know the story of Sodom and Gomorrah?
<josh|nexus> a fucking funny worry as well
<josh|nexus> yeah...
<luro> anyone have sensation white cd2 ?
<BigTrancer> yeah, but have you ever been subjected to gomorrahy?
<waz|away> it's cool to be a sodomite
ð josh|nexus/#bluelight raises an eyebrow
<BigTrancer> i got sensation black edition chris liebing set :D
<zeroblue> luro I have it at home
<waz|away> I guess gomorrahy is sideways sodomy?
ð josh|nexus/#bluelight goes back to sanding his piece of plasic that is supposed to be a clip be tomorrow
<luro> k
<josh|nexus> by tomorrow even
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<waz|away> Lot RULES
<waz|away> Lot went outside to meet them and shut the door behind him and said, "No, my friends. Don't do this wicked thing. Look,
I have two daughters who have never slept with a man. Let me bring them out to you, and you can do what you like with
them. But don't do anything to these men, for they have come under the protection of my roof." (Genesis 19:6– 8)
ùíù SignOff KrAzZy_fo0L: #bluelight (Exit: )
<waz|away> Remember, Sodomy is EVIL \m/
<waz|away> but you can do whatever you want to 2 vigin daughters
<dweller-Work> hehe
<waz|away> which, IS FUCKING HELL COOL
<zeroblue> lol
<zeroblue> waz you'd love that wouldn't you ya dirty bastid!
<zeroblue> lol
<zeroblue>
<waz|away> yes I would
<waz|away> He and his two daughters lived in a cave. One day the older daughter said to the younger, "Our father is old, and there
is no man around here to lie with us, as is the custom all over the earth. Let's get our father to drink wine and then
lie with him and preserve our family line through our father."
<waz|away> That night they got their father to drink wine, and the older daughter went in and lay with him. He was not aware of it
when she lay down or when she got up. (Genesis 19:30–33)
<dweller-Work> i cant believe the US still has laws against 'sodomy'
<dweller-Work> thay also class oral sex as sodomy, and therefore illegal
<waz|away> come on dweller-Work
<waz|away> DUDE
<waz|away> Homosexuality is Satan's
<waz|away> diabolical attack upon the family
<waz|away> that will not only have
<waz|away> a corrupting influence
<waz|away> upon our next generation,
<waz|away> but it will also bring down
<waz|away> the wrath of God upon America.
<dweller-Work> no dude
<zeroblue> yes, I TOO CAN TYPE IN CAPITALS
<luro> i remember reading dildos being illegal in one state
<dweller-Work> its not just homosexual sodomy
<zeroblue>
<waz|away> mark antony had it right
<waz|away> quote:
<waz|away> Can it matter where or
<waz|away> in whom you put it?
<waz|away> MARK ANTONY
<waz|away> 81–30 B.C.
<dweller-Work> fuck someone should just nuke america
<luro> i love it when things go kabl00ey
<waz|away> and remember
<waz|away> this has NOTHING to do with reality
<waz|away> Homosexual activity occurs under
<waz|away> some circumstances in probably
<waz|away> all known human cultures
<waz|away> and all mammalian species
<waz|away> for which it has been studied.
<dweller-Work> and take oput canberra while theyre at it
<waz|away> WARREN J. GADPAILLE, M.D.
<waz|away> Comprehensive Textbook of Psychiatry
<luro> should i dl mozilla ?
<luro> bored
<dweller-Work> yeh its just fucked up how any kind of oral or anal sex is illegal in some US states
<luro> the law sucks
<waz|away> mozilla is still slow luro
<CynaKill> mozilla is ghey
<waz|away> I believe in God,
<waz|away> only I spell it Nature.
<waz|away> I like that quote
<luro> hows opera these days ?
<waz|away> STILL extemely fast
ð josh|nexus/#bluelight im going to do some work...... fuck plastic vac forming is cool..... does anyone want a mold of a disc-man
<waz|away> and good
<waz|away> about 90% compatiable with sites Ive found
<waz|away> maybe higher
Within a few minutes, we learn the bible, fast browsers and DILDOS
<waz|away> don't look back
<waz|away> unless you like being a pile of salt
<josh|nexus> waz: you, my friend, are a worry
<waz|away> spot the guy who has a memory
<waz|away> josh|nexus : why's that?
<josh|nexus> <waz|away> !seen Sodom_and_Gomorrah
<josh|nexus> <waz|away> don't look back
<josh|nexus>
<josh|nexus> hehe
<waz|away> you don't know the story of Sodom and Gomorrah?
<josh|nexus> a fucking funny worry as well
<josh|nexus> yeah...
<luro> anyone have sensation white cd2 ?
<BigTrancer> yeah, but have you ever been subjected to gomorrahy?
<waz|away> it's cool to be a sodomite
ð josh|nexus/#bluelight raises an eyebrow
<BigTrancer> i got sensation black edition chris liebing set :D
<zeroblue> luro I have it at home
<waz|away> I guess gomorrahy is sideways sodomy?
ð josh|nexus/#bluelight goes back to sanding his piece of plasic that is supposed to be a clip be tomorrow
<luro> k
<josh|nexus> by tomorrow even
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<waz|away> Lot RULES
<waz|away> Lot went outside to meet them and shut the door behind him and said, "No, my friends. Don't do this wicked thing. Look,
I have two daughters who have never slept with a man. Let me bring them out to you, and you can do what you like with
them. But don't do anything to these men, for they have come under the protection of my roof." (Genesis 19:6– 8)
ùíù SignOff KrAzZy_fo0L: #bluelight (Exit: )
<waz|away> Remember, Sodomy is EVIL \m/
<waz|away> but you can do whatever you want to 2 vigin daughters
<dweller-Work> hehe
<waz|away> which, IS FUCKING HELL COOL
<zeroblue> lol
<zeroblue> waz you'd love that wouldn't you ya dirty bastid!
<zeroblue> lol
<zeroblue>
<waz|away> yes I would
<waz|away> He and his two daughters lived in a cave. One day the older daughter said to the younger, "Our father is old, and there
is no man around here to lie with us, as is the custom all over the earth. Let's get our father to drink wine and then
lie with him and preserve our family line through our father."
<waz|away> That night they got their father to drink wine, and the older daughter went in and lay with him. He was not aware of it
when she lay down or when she got up. (Genesis 19:30–33)
<dweller-Work> i cant believe the US still has laws against 'sodomy'
<dweller-Work> thay also class oral sex as sodomy, and therefore illegal
<waz|away> come on dweller-Work
<waz|away> DUDE
<waz|away> Homosexuality is Satan's
<waz|away> diabolical attack upon the family
<waz|away> that will not only have
<waz|away> a corrupting influence
<waz|away> upon our next generation,
<waz|away> but it will also bring down
<waz|away> the wrath of God upon America.
<dweller-Work> no dude
<zeroblue> yes, I TOO CAN TYPE IN CAPITALS
<luro> i remember reading dildos being illegal in one state
<dweller-Work> its not just homosexual sodomy
<zeroblue>
<waz|away> mark antony had it right
<waz|away> quote:
<waz|away> Can it matter where or
<waz|away> in whom you put it?
<waz|away> MARK ANTONY
<waz|away> 81–30 B.C.
<dweller-Work> fuck someone should just nuke america
<luro> i love it when things go kabl00ey
<waz|away> and remember
<waz|away> this has NOTHING to do with reality
<waz|away> Homosexual activity occurs under
<waz|away> some circumstances in probably
<waz|away> all known human cultures
<waz|away> and all mammalian species
<waz|away> for which it has been studied.
<dweller-Work> and take oput canberra while theyre at it
<waz|away> WARREN J. GADPAILLE, M.D.
<waz|away> Comprehensive Textbook of Psychiatry
<luro> should i dl mozilla ?
<luro> bored
<dweller-Work> yeh its just fucked up how any kind of oral or anal sex is illegal in some US states
<luro> the law sucks
<waz|away> mozilla is still slow luro
<CynaKill> mozilla is ghey
<waz|away> I believe in God,
<waz|away> only I spell it Nature.
<waz|away> I like that quote
<luro> hows opera these days ?
<waz|away> STILL extemely fast
ð josh|nexus/#bluelight im going to do some work...... fuck plastic vac forming is cool..... does anyone want a mold of a disc-man
<waz|away> and good
<waz|away> about 90% compatiable with sites Ive found
<waz|away> maybe higher
Within a few minutes, we learn the bible, fast browsers and DILDOS
Hardicus
Bluelighter
- Joined
- Oct 25, 2000
- Messages
- 2,169
<Anth0rIsTheBest> greyX: fish and chips
<Anth0rIsTheBest> but it was exactly what I wanted
<Anth0rIsTheBest> cooked perfectly
<Anth0rIsTheBest> really fresh fish
<Anth0rIsTheBest> just the right amount
<greyX> where from
<Anth0rIsTheBest> just greasy enuf
<Anth0rIsTheBest> eltham
<Anth0rIsTheBest> the pre dinner cone helped a lot too
<^Magenta^> what about the post dinner sex??
<greyX> and the post-sex ircing
<Anth0rIsTheBest> Have to have the post dinner pre sex pre irc 1,4b
<Anth0rIsTheBest>
<^Magenta^> well gimmie
<Anth0rIsTheBest> but it was exactly what I wanted
<Anth0rIsTheBest> cooked perfectly
<Anth0rIsTheBest> really fresh fish
<Anth0rIsTheBest> just the right amount
<greyX> where from
<Anth0rIsTheBest> just greasy enuf
<Anth0rIsTheBest> eltham
<Anth0rIsTheBest> the pre dinner cone helped a lot too
<^Magenta^> what about the post dinner sex??
<greyX> and the post-sex ircing
<Anth0rIsTheBest> Have to have the post dinner pre sex pre irc 1,4b
<Anth0rIsTheBest>
<^Magenta^> well gimmie
Hardicus
Bluelighter
- Joined
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- Messages
- 2,169
Hehehe, I couldn't help myself.
<Cohaa> but i'm insane, so go figure
<Krill> you are insane
<Krill> i'm glad you realise this
<Krill> no hugging the krill tomorrow
<Dvah> yeh..its cool to be insane
<Krill> firm handshake, yes. no hugging
<Dvah> LOL
<stacyrox> can i hug the krill can i??
<Krill> hehe
* djwombat is going to hug everyone
<Krill> we'll see
<Krill> no your not djwombat
<djwombat> all 4500 people
<Krill> 4499
<Krill> minus the krill
<djwombat> nah thats actually minus me
<Krill> die
<djwombat> so i still get to hug u
<djwombat>
<Cohaa> Krill: no probs dude... i don't mind hugging... but u dont want one... thats ok
<djwombat> with my shirt off
<Krill> do you want me to tell you the story about how i broke my mates nose, cause he was pissing me off
<djwombat> im joking Krill
<Cohaa> but i'm insane, so go figure
<Krill> you are insane
<Krill> i'm glad you realise this
<Krill> no hugging the krill tomorrow
<Dvah> yeh..its cool to be insane
<Krill> firm handshake, yes. no hugging
<Dvah> LOL
<stacyrox> can i hug the krill can i??
<Krill> hehe
* djwombat is going to hug everyone
<Krill> we'll see
<Krill> no your not djwombat
<djwombat> all 4500 people
<Krill> 4499
<Krill> minus the krill
<djwombat> nah thats actually minus me
<Krill> die
<djwombat> so i still get to hug u
<djwombat>
<Cohaa> Krill: no probs dude... i don't mind hugging... but u dont want one... thats ok
<djwombat> with my shirt off
<Krill> do you want me to tell you the story about how i broke my mates nose, cause he was pissing me off
<djwombat> im joking Krill
mr_fluffy
Bluelighter
hardicus, man, that is pure, gold-plated shit. :D
laughed so hard i had to wipe my monitor down afterwards.
laughed so hard i had to wipe my monitor down afterwards.
RobertRollie
Bluelighter
- Joined
- Apr 7, 2002
- Messages
- 987
<BigTrancer> It's all code ... camp = gay... noob = nubian = black... and fucking, well we all know what that means. Counterstrike is all about gay black sex.
BT is my hero
[ 03 October 2002: Message edited by: RobertRollie ]
BT is my hero
[ 03 October 2002: Message edited by: RobertRollie ]
RobertRollie
Bluelighter
- Joined
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- Messages
- 987
<RobertRollie> Id STILL like to meet fairnymph so i can shove my dick in her mouth and make her shut up.
<BongOP> rofl corch
<BongOP> you sick cunt
<RobertRollie> yer
<RobertRollie> god knows what id catch off her
<BongOP> meth dick
<BongOP> rofl corch
<BongOP> you sick cunt
<RobertRollie> yer
<RobertRollie> god knows what id catch off her
<BongOP> meth dick
try reconnecting to either:
starhub.sg.austnet.org
spin.nsw.au.austnet.org
eerie.mi.us.austnet.org
pacific.nsw.au.austnet.org
bohica.tx.us.austnet.org
as some servers are desynched which means they aren't connected to the rest of austnet.org. So once you log into any of the 'bad ones', no-one will be in #bluelight (happened to me yesterday on first attempt to join austnet.org)
starhub.sg.austnet.org
spin.nsw.au.austnet.org
eerie.mi.us.austnet.org
pacific.nsw.au.austnet.org
bohica.tx.us.austnet.org
as some servers are desynched which means they aren't connected to the rest of austnet.org. So once you log into any of the 'bad ones', no-one will be in #bluelight (happened to me yesterday on first attempt to join austnet.org)
plazma
Bluelighter
* Beemer wonders if Krill has been talkin to a certain sumbody.......
RobertRollie: beemer
RobertRollie: would you fucking cut your aluding to mysetery people
plazma: LOL@Corch!
plazma: GOOD CALL!
Beemer: ive just heard a lot of this attitude from so-called "reformed" ppl lately
RobertRollie: just say a fuckign name if youre goign to bring it up at all
plazma: seriously, I have to say beemer
plazma: you're the most irritatingly self obsessed neurotic semi delusional paranoiac psychology graduate I know...
#bluelight : Egoes trimmed to size since 2001!
-plaz out-
RobertRollie: beemer
RobertRollie: would you fucking cut your aluding to mysetery people
plazma: LOL@Corch!
plazma: GOOD CALL!
Beemer: ive just heard a lot of this attitude from so-called "reformed" ppl lately
RobertRollie: just say a fuckign name if youre goign to bring it up at all
plazma: seriously, I have to say beemer
plazma: you're the most irritatingly self obsessed neurotic semi delusional paranoiac psychology graduate I know...
#bluelight : Egoes trimmed to size since 2001!
-plaz out-
GirlOfYourDreams
Bluelighter
i have been trying to connect all day! whats goin on?