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The Official 2012 NFL Thread v. All aboard the Kaepernick bandwagon!

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eric decker catches 2 TD passes tomorrow night
#gopherpride

denver 24
pittsburgh 17

von miller sacks ben twice, maybe killing him in the process
 
no, you got it all wrong...

MATT SPAETH suddenly rejoins the Steelers roster mid-1st quarter, and then blocks the hell outta Von Miller. Miller is so pissed that he challenges him to a WWF-style cage match during halftime of this seminal, upcoming Sunday Night Football match. Matt Spaeth easily subdues Von Miller, in this brutal cage match, but only due to the help of Asad Abdul-Khaliq and Zombie Bronko Nagurski...

Lawrence Maroney enters the fray and appears to hold Miller's head down on a tree stump while Marion Barber tosses that Gay Golden Gopher Paul Bunyan Axe into Spaeth's waiting hands--CHOP!

Von Miller now is decapitated and Big Ben and Troy Polamalu then proceed to prepare to rape the precarious corpse of Miller just in time to cut to Chris Berman's commentary of the first week of NFL action!
 
well it's officially football season... this means that the weather turns a tad more chilly, same as the leaves from green to a crispy gold...

but winter-time in the Boston area can be BRUTAL (nevar again). let's just hope that Alasdair, much like his favorite Tom Brady, has already purchased a new pair of Ugg boots, for the occasion -

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they protect from the elements WHILE ALSO appealing stylistically ;)
 
axl blaze said:
no, you got it all wrong...

MATT SPAETH suddenly rejoins the Steelers roster mid-1st quarter, and then blocks the hell outta Von Miller. Miller is so pissed that he challenges him to a WWF-style cage match during halftime of this seminal, upcoming Sunday Night Football match. Matt Spaeth easily subdues Von Miller, in this brutal cage match, but only due to the help of Asad Abdul-Khaliq and Zombie Bronko Nagurski...

Lawrence Maroney enters the fray and appears to hold Miller's head down on a tree stump while Marion Barber tosses that Gay Golden Gopher Paul Bunyan Axe into Spaeth's waiting hands--CHOP!

Von Miller now is decapitated and Big Ben and Troy Polamalu then proceed to prepare to rape the precarious corpse of Miller just in time to cut to Chris Berman's commentary of the first week of NFL action!
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your acknowledgement and utilization of gopher legends and culture has sexually aroused me
(thank god you didn't mention adam webber, that dude sucked....brian cupito was better....asad-abdul kaliq was better than both of them)
you forgot to mention former steeler and gopher tyrone carter

brrrrrrrrrrrrrr-ito

where the hell is matt speath this year?last i knew he was a bear....it's funny cause ben utect was a better TE at minny than speath but never quite made it in the NFL, had a few so-so years with the colts, do not think he's in the league any more
 
China Rider said:
your acknowledgement and utilization of gopher legends and culture has sexually aroused me
(thank god you didn't mention adam webber, that dude sucked....brian cupito was better....asad-abdul kaliq was better than both of them)
you forgot to mention former steeler and gopher tyrone carter
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I always had a soft spot for Asad-Abdul kaliq, back in the day. also those years were tight because Minnesota's double-headed monster in tandem RB duo Lawrence Maroney and Marion Barber was legit... ahh the glory years of the Big Ten...

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also, Joe Haden shouldn't get a severe punishment for Adderall... I mean come on... it's just Adderall. hey Joe, there's a strong chance that you could be looking this up... you should join up here... I can guarantee stuff much better than just Addies ;)
 
damn just sat down, turned on the TV, and heard that da da duh da da duh da da da da duhh duhh

awesome feeling, week 1 is the best
 
Brandon Weeden is looking twice as composed in the pocket as lil Colt McCoy could ever muster...
 
axl blaze said:
Brandon Weeden is looking twice as composed in the pocket as lil Colt McCoy could ever muster...
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you serious? He played like shit today

Eagles need to stop with the turnovers, that game should have been way more lopsided

if they play like that every week they will go 4-12
 
This is going to be a long, depressing season for me. As the last 10 or so seasons have been.


At least I have the Heat in October. Fuck. How does a city that considers football a vital part of its culture have such shitty football teams at the pro and collegiate level?
 
Harbaugh is FUMING after some bad early calls by the refs. Dude is gonna pop a blood vessel, I love it.
 
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This is going to be a long, depressing season for me. As the last 10 or so seasons have been.


At least I have the Heat in October. Fuck. How does a city that considers football a vital part of its culture have such shitty football teams at the pro and collegiate level?
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Bad owners? It almost always starts at the top when the team is consistently shitty.
 
watching the 49ers VS Packers, and it's a great game, as suspected...

10-7 San Fran - and at this point I really gotta give it up to the power game of the 49ers. Crabtree is a tree of a target, and he can move. Frank Gore is small, but plays twenty times his size...

damn. if only Ted Ginn Jr was healthy last year. let me tell you, in all my years of watching football live, no other athlete could match the pure excitement and artistry in regards to punt returns. he's good nowadays, but in college he deserved the true "Matrix" nick name (forgot which asshat or two call(ed) themselves that)
 
axl blaze said:
watching the 49ers VS Packers, and it's a great game, as suspected...

10-7 San Fran - and at this point I really gotta give it up to the power game of the 49ers. Crabtree is a tree of a target, and he can move. Frank Gore is small, but plays twenty times his size...

damn. if only Ted Ginn Jr was healthy last year. let me tell you, in all my years of watching football live, no other athlete could match the pure excitement and artistry in regards to punt returns. he's good nowadays, but in college he deserved the true "Matrix" nick name (forgot which asshat or two call(ed) themselves that)
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and the fact that hes a Buckeye doesnt affect your opinion right? Ill take Devin Hester over Ted Ginn

even DaSean Jackson id probably take
 
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