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Okay. TBH. F fff. Shit!!! This phone cannot deal w/much more of my addiction! I mean it’s brand new but it’s on it’s last legs! I can just see it in my Mind’s EYE as each corner grows a transformer like metallic extension of a working jointed appendage then whirrrrr… OFFFF it speeds away from my grasp replaced in the flash of an eye with some manifestation of … what’s this??! RC controls.

Hey Johnny Nash - I can see clearly now but the rain has NOT gone. I am so blind to all the obstacles in my way. I hope I see that Rainbow I’ve been searching for… I already know today’s gonna be a bright, bright sunshiny day.

However, those dark clouds that had me down are it an optical illusion in a photo where the eyes follows me like glue stuck to my shoe - I am not a poet and my feet don’t show it because they are not long fellows.

So fine there are so many songs suited so I will put the one that actually fits from here on up for NOW.

I don’t really know what I’m supposed to do with these RC controls because my phone is gone and has been since it took flight I know it’s nearby though because through some AI type of communication extension that literally takes MY VOICE and poops out loquacious dribble Is all that remains. And, this entire clusterforcked FUBAR setup is a seeming well oiled machine - always grinding like the red & white plastic birds back in the 70s at my great great grandma’s window ledge.

It was, along with some other simplistically neat white riche’ decorum - just so cool.

This invisible phone just puts word after word - words that I never even thought of saying here. If I don’t autocorrect them they materialize but if I can catch the suckers then they’ll disappear again like a phantom of Tuesday, February the 15th of 2022. ((Wow my $ was on 02/13/2022))

Yeah as a perpetual motion device of imaginary proportions, my ☎️ SUX BC it seems to get some satisfaction or feed off of the act of printing constant typographical errors here rather than what I say! WTF is wrong with this thing other than me?! I’ll say it again, Sam:

Auto correct can go straight to he’ll. It truly is my own, worst enema.

Oh.

Oh yeah.

Oh so you’re saying I’m broken? Shut up Avril Lavigne. I don’t know who you are - I don’t like that song. Evanescence? IDK

I’m crapping you negative, Glenn, when I say that every single day is a struggle with this telephone - really a race - just to see how long before it’s completely a piece of useless garbage, a $900 one! I bought an OtterBox but just tell me where the pieces are when I’m blind. I don’t know what to do! And you think I’m joking? I think you’ve read something that I’ve written. It’s laughable like the idiom: I am such a card!!

(The next idiom you use … try looking up its origin bc it’s something to do & it might be fascinating if you enjoy some good word play like Onomatopoeia I don’t want to see you speaking in a foreign tongue… that’s an actual song: BANG! went the l pistol CRASH!! went the window OUCH!! went the sonofagun…)

I have exactly an hour to take a shower (No more rhyming I mean it! Anyone want a peanut?), find clothing, fix & GTH out of here. I am going to have a really difficult time getting things done with any time window.

If you can’t cry then laugh or vice versa because that’s all I can do is laugh & especially yesterday with something in my eye - I’m most oft laughing through it so it’s cathartically cleansing or is it magically delicious?! NAY it isn’t showing me green stars and green clovers and blue diamonds … No I’m not hungry or rather: HANGRY!!! No, all of this is to beat the shit out of my phone as some sort of stress ball! It knows this and it seems to harbor more desire to survive than do I. My phone has a survival instinct. Go figure!

What do you say:
1.
~A joke of the day
~your best drug-related joke perhaps or variations of topical jokes like
~one-liners
~knock knock WHAT??! jokes. Omg I ❤️Freakin
~movie jokes. I’ve got by far the funniest movie joke of all movie jokes ever told that I did cut out from the video which somehow I have to figure out how to share with you guys. Is the bees knees hey another idiom where did that come from? Next time you use one try looking it up and seeing its origin it might surprise you. It might eDUmacATE us.

2.
Punny stuff bc of those most fun parts of speech like idioms, clichés, (Aw heck! What a cunning bunch of runts!). Ok I have one hour to find clothing which sounds like no big deal but OMG. Find shoes OMG OMG … I had to go to the car for flights down and I kid you not, I almost fell down at least 10x. I honestly don’t think I’m gonna make it to my move date I really don’t. I don’t wanna talk about it though… Anymore… Yesterday it’s just a memory who is that extreme? IDK so replace it with Yesterdays by GNR.

3.
~song segues as I cruise the light fantastico on my Segway… like when one song seamlessly blends say on YT into the next you choose bc it triggers a memory from within one song.
~letter of the day topics: Tuesday’s letter is the Letter B (choose a song/drug/topic whatever)

4.
~Lyrics that are stuck in your head right now… And maybe why.

5.
~What are you missing that you’ve been looking for forever? Like a cigarette or the TV remote or by now you’re pretty sure it’s been stolen?

6.
~Did you play any sports? Were you in band? Did you go to college? How was your career? Did you care more about the money or enjoyment or were they one in the same?

7.
~Name an entertainer that you heard something about that’s really interesting and possibly changed the way you think about them?

8.
~Name a star that died in 2021, who they were, what they meant to you and how you dealt with the loss(es)

9.
~What’s today’s favorite 50’s 60s 70s 80s 90s current song(s)

10.
~Words you used to sing or can never forget having corrected OR simply commonly misheard lyrics.

11.
~What is one of your all-time favorite movies / movie scenes and why? Share a movie scene that comes to mind today.

12.
~Name a song you found from a movie soundtrack that might be a little now and you never would’ve heard had you not watched the movie.

13.
~What is a cross-genre song that you never would’ve heard because you don’t listen to say top 40 or it had profanity in it and wasn’t played in your market but you later heard and actually like. Could be country, a top 40, an Oldie or whatever. What’s a secretly guilty pleasure song that you like but probably wouldn’t normally freely admit to liking.

14.
~Idiom/phrase of the day or you just used and are now curious about why we even say it.

15. “Euphemisms for dropping ones telephone…)”

(I think I repeated the same thing more than once forgive me and wish me luck…)

 
Okay. TBH. F fff. Shit!!! This phone cannot deal w/much more of my addiction! I mean it’s brand new but it’s on it’s last legs! I can just see it in my Mind’s EYE as each corner grows a transformer like metallic extension of a working jointed appendage then whirrrrr… OFFFF it speeds away from my grasp replaced in the flash of an eye with some manifestation of … what’s this??! RC controls.

Hey Johnny Nash - I can see clearly now but the rain has NOT gone. I am so blind to all the obstacles in my way. I hope I see that Rainbow I’ve been searching for… I already know today’s gonna be a bright, bright sunshiny day.

However, those dark clouds that had me down are it an optical illusion in a photo where the eyes follows me like glue stuck to my shoe - I am not a poet and my feet don’t show it because they are not long fellows.

So fine there are so many songs suited so I will put the one that actually fits from here on up for NOW.

I don’t really know what I’m supposed to do with these RC controls because my phone is gone and has been since it took flight I know it’s nearby though because through some AI type of communication extension that literally takes MY VOICE and poops out loquacious dribble Is all that remains. And, this entire clusterforcked FUBAR setup is a seeming well oiled machine - always grinding like the red & white plastic birds back in the 70s at my great great grandma’s window ledge.

It was, along with some other simplistically neat white riche’ decorum - just so cool.

This invisible phone just puts word after word - words that I never even thought of saying here. If I don’t autocorrect them they materialize but if I can catch the suckers then they’ll disappear again like a phantom of Tuesday, February the 15th of 2022. ((Wow my $ was on 02/13/2022))

Yeah as a perpetual motion device of imaginary proportions, my ☎️ SUX BC it seems to get some satisfaction or feed off of the act of printing constant typographical errors here rather than what I say! WTF is wrong with this thing other than me?! I’ll say it again, Sam:

Auto correct can go straight to he’ll. It truly is my own, worst enema.

Oh.

Oh yeah.

Oh so you’re saying I’m broken? Shut up Avril Lavigne. I don’t know who you are - I don’t like that song. Evanescence? IDK

I’m crapping you negative, Glenn, when I say that every single day is a struggle with this telephone - really a race - just to see how long before it’s completely a piece of useless garbage, a $900 one! I bought an OtterBox but just tell me where the pieces are when I’m blind. I don’t know what to do! And you think I’m joking? I think you’ve read something that I’ve written. It’s laughable like the idiom: I am such a card!!

(The next idiom you use … try looking up its origin bc it’s something to do & it might be fascinating if you enjoy some good word play like Onomatopoeia I don’t want to see you speaking in a foreign tongue… that’s an actual song: BANG! went the l pistol CRASH!! went the window OUCH!! went the sonofagun…)

I have exactly an hour to take a shower (No more rhyming I mean it! Anyone want a peanut?), find clothing, fix & GTH out of here. I am going to have a really difficult time getting things done with any time window.

If you can’t cry then laugh or vice versa because that’s all I can do is laugh & especially yesterday with something in my eye - I’m most oft laughing through it so it’s cathartically cleansing or is it magically delicious?! NAY it isn’t showing me green stars and green clovers and blue diamonds … No I’m not hungry or rather: HANGRY!!! No, all of this is to beat the shit out of my phone as some sort of stress ball! It knows this and it seems to harbor more desire to survive than do I. My phone has a survival instinct. Go figure!

What do you say:
1.
~A joke of the day
~your best drug-related joke perhaps or variations of topical jokes like
~one-liners
~knock knock WHAT??! jokes. Omg I ❤️Freakin
~movie jokes. I’ve got by far the funniest movie joke of all movie jokes ever told that I did cut out from the video which somehow I have to figure out how to share with you guys. Is the bees knees hey another idiom where did that come from? Next time you use one try looking it up and seeing its origin it might surprise you. It might eDUmacATE us.

2.
Punny stuff bc of those most fun parts of speech like idioms, clichés, (Aw heck! What a cunning bunch of runts!). Ok I have one hour to find clothing which sounds like no big deal but OMG. Find shoes OMG OMG … I had to go to the car for flights down and I kid you not, I almost fell down at least 10x. I honestly don’t think I’m gonna make it to my move date I really don’t. I don’t wanna talk about it though… Anymore… Yesterday it’s just a memory who is that extreme? IDK so replace it with Yesterdays by GNR.

3.
~song segues as I cruise the light fantastico on my Segway… like when one song seamlessly blends say on YT into the next you choose bc it triggers a memory from within one song.
~letter of the day topics: Tuesday’s letter is the Letter B (choose a song/drug/topic whatever)

4.
~Lyrics that are stuck in your head right now… And maybe why.

5.
~What are you missing that you’ve been looking for forever? Like a cigarette or the TV remote or by now you’re pretty sure it’s been stolen?

6.
~Did you play any sports? Were you in band? Did you go to college? How was your career? Did you care more about the money or enjoyment or were they one in the same?

7.
~Name an entertainer that you heard something about that’s really interesting and possibly changed the way you think about them?

8.
~Name a star that died in 2021, who they were, what they meant to you and how you dealt with the loss(es)

9.
~What’s today’s favorite 50’s 60s 70s 80s 90s current song(s)

10.
~Words you used to sing or can never forget having corrected OR simply commonly misheard lyrics.

11.
~What is one of your all-time favorite movies / movie scenes and why? Share a movie scene that comes to mind today.

12.
~Name a song you found from a movie soundtrack that might be a little now and you never would’ve heard had you not watched the movie.

13.
~What is a cross-genre song that you never would’ve heard because you don’t listen to say top 40 or it had profanity in it and wasn’t played in your market but you later heard and actually like. Could be country, a top 40, an Oldie or whatever. What’s a secretly guilty pleasure song that you like but probably wouldn’t normally freely admit to liking.

14.
~Idiom/phrase of the day or you just used and are now curious about why we even say it.

15. “Euphemisms for dropping ones telephone…)”

(I think I repeated the same thing more than once forgive me and wish me luck…)


I canceled…
 
I canceled…
I really don’t feel good about it. It was rescheduled for seven days from now which I need it before then. It was going to be all day - there’s no way I could get there in 30 minutes! Yes I know how I spent my time! But I have no control over it (that sounds like a crock of shit but it’s true). I have no control over time… it just comes and goes however it wants to which at times what kind of cool… I think I trained myself through years of addiction to be that way but it’s kind of sucking when you’re supposed to be getting shit done.
 
Come on WINK!! Hell to the No ti the no no no! hell to the no! Hell to the no no no no no no. There’s a saying that a hardhead make a soft behind… Come on Wink!!
Come on with it, WINK. I heard when you go to jail That you really find out who your friends are… You find everybody got tricks up they sleeves to quote Afro motherfucking M A N.

I can’t believe all of his music the other day just disappeared and I’m sorry that’s a guilty pleasure: rehab and Afroman?!

Something else happened Danny Boone of Rehab and Afroman - their stuff disappeared. Did something happen in the music industry that I missed because there’s very few of the songs that I like anymore up by either of those artists! Did I miss something since I don’t watch the news? Did something happen where people’s songs had to be pulled? Please do tell.
The Last I checked i was looking for afroman’s One Hit Wonder - a relatively new release. In that song he mentions he had 83 albums and that’s crazy it’s all gone!! I like a lot of his new stuff to like Play Me Some Music. I did find Don’t Call Me the ‘N’ Word. That’s another nice song that I do like so there are a few songs but the vast majority are gone.

One of my favorite older songs which is You Ain’t My Friend Is gone which Actually tell me a lot. I didn’t do so originally but over the years and years of listening to it, I’m hearing what he says.

Another thing he says is: everybody got tricks up they sleeves (yeah bad grammar but you get the gist). OMG it is only now Occurring to me hate maybe there is no honor among thieves? I didn’t ever think of that because I thought like in high school or something that me and all of you lived with some credo in which it was just unspoken that it was always us against a man. Tell me to think of it I’m not sure anybody ever said that so where I got such a romantic idea or some weird core of moral fibers mixed in with good ethical values within me??

I had three rules when I was 16 and those were

1. don’t ever try crack.

2. don’t ever try heroin.

3. don’t ever use a needle.

Now I come to find out people will sell you out x3 to get out of a bicycle ticket! There’s no honor among thieves and apparently I’m wearing a sleeveless shirt.

This man died shortly after putting the song out but I think it’s pretty cool. I did listen to the Bullwinkle Boys version like maybe half of it and you know this man did this song - it’s HIS song And I’m so happy for him that he was able to get so many millions or billions of views before he passed away. If anything - while I’m sure that he’s Revered for his accomplishments so she’s being a deacon in the church And probably having children/progeny - Of trying to be a good man but if anything he obviously found fame very late in life and all he did was to share the gospel which i can appreciate to know end. Yet to get his song heard all across the world and loved so dearly right before his death, says volumes more of what history will say.

THIS is why I’m never going to like say Jason Aldean over the original colt Ford - come on man Aldean!! You are just a pretty face that took over all of these great songs by Colt Ford - great for a non-singing, rapping Cowboy anyway… Dirt Road anthem will always be Colt Ford’s song!! Argue!!

 
Ok last one bc THIS is really on my mind with my melodramatics. My woe is me demeanor. Sniff sniff. I love this song and always forget about it.
🎵 🎶 🎵


Here's my choice for Ambulance Driver song, a great one released five years earlier (2000) which I first heard on the radio in Superdrag's hometown of Knoxville, Tennessee:



You were running late,
Ambulance driver.
You arrived too late....

There's nothing you can do;
Why don't you do it anyway?
There's nothing you can do;
Why don't you roll it out,
Carry it away?
 


Well, I know karate – voodoo, too.
I'm gonna make myself available to you.
I don't need no makeup,
I got real scars.
I got hair on my chest,
I look good without a shirt.

I'm gonna drive all night,
Take some speed.
I'm gonna wait for the sun
To shine down on me.
I cut a hole in my roof
The shape of a heart.

And I'm goin' out west
Where they'll appreciate me,
Goin' out west
Where they'll appreciate me.
 
Here's my choice for Ambulance Driver song, a great one released five years earlier (2000) which I first heard on the radio in Superdrag's hometown of Knoxville, Tennessee:



You were running late,
Ambulance driver.
You arrived too late....

There's nothing you can do;
Why don't you do it anyway?
There's nothing you can do;
Why don't you roll it out,
Carry it away?

I like it. Brought to mind a lesser known song I haven’t heard in forever…
 
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