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escape20 said:
My dope dealer is starting to annoy the fuck out of me. This dude expects me to call him everyday and be his best fucking friend. The other day I ignored a few of his texts and this morning he starts telling me how he thought we were friends and that I never bring him anything. WTF man!?!? We're not friends, your just my drug dealer, and i'm not bringing you presents for doing your fucking job above-average. Yeah he has good dope, and he makes copping dope (usually a dangerous thing) relatively safe. So what??? I always tell him that he's a good dealer and give him compliments but i'm not about to become best friends with this guy. I really don't know what his deal is man...he's starting to threaten to drop me as a client for dumbass reasons. Anyway I mostly like my dope dealer but I just wanted to rant about his annoying fucking tendencies. Just give me my dope and leave me alone! I'm too nice of a guy to say that out load (and I don't want him to drop me) but he needs to take the fucking hint.
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LOL, yeah, a lot of dope dealers seem to be like that.
 
My dealer is a bitch. A sexy bitch. I wanna fuck her brains out, put them back in, then fuck em out again....
That is all..
 
brighton said:
my dealer (a friend) just decided to get on methadone and clean up.

so shes texts me and says she cant have anything to do with me anymore since i use drugs.
umm, what the fuck, you were the one selling them to me!!!
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...just wait 2 weeks
 
Whenever im looking for acid or thizz..i have to ask my weed dealer to ask HIS dealer..and kinda middleman that shit
cause apparently..she doesnt do business with other people but whatever and most of the time shes out of state or hes out of state and therefore i cant even get him to tell her to call me or whatever cause she doesnt want new clients...if she wanted to make more money. she would get my number lol
 
At any given time, there are at least ten different dealers, with ten different drug types within a 1km distance from my current position. And still, it takes way too long to get what I want (weed/mdma/drone), they're all so immature. It's frustrating. Still, when I do get what I want, I just wanna hug them and pet them and show them my druggy affection, but that'd be awkward.
 
My crack dealer who i havebt talked to in couple-few montbsr i met up with earlier today right where he wanted to... right outside the entranfe to a buay ass department store at the Mall with a ton of people around... smart

Oh and this genuous is on the run with a warrantb out on him for getting in a high speed chase with the cops and getting awayvlmao. Which in itself is fucking awesome.. but when you have that much to lose he should be smarter then meetinng up at a dumb assbspotblikebthat
 
I am so pissed my normal Guy who always has some fire dope andnonly charges me $xxx a brick (50 bags) got busted with 30 bricks and now I have to deal with this dude and his girl who are users and I know for a fact they be opening their bags and taking a little out of each one and re taping them because I get these bags off them called coca cola and they were so small I did 6 and barely got high so a couple days later I end up taking a ride with them to Atlantic city to cop and I get the same bags directly from their source and they are all fat and 5 bags got me nice.
Sucks but I have no other connect except one asshole who.will.only sell bricks like damn man I don't always have $xxx for a while brick I just need a bun WTF!!!
 
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^ I Used to have someone similair, irish he was. Could only just make out where/when he wanted to meet, everything else I just nodded and agreed...Dunno where he buggered off too actually..

But my main weed dealer can be an absolute bastard at times, he's usually the greatest dealer of all time but occasionally he'll be like half hour late to meet up, not too often though. guys got no short term memory either, text/call him lookin for teh herrrrbs and he gives me a time when he's good to sort, that time rolls round & every single time I have to call him again let him know he's got shit to be selling!

Compared to some of your dealers though, I love this geezer.
 
Having a connect with tourettes and that's a big time tweaker isn't exactly the most "promising" of relationships.

Getting a coke deal messed up by them isn't a good thing either.
 
MrPorter said:
He's Scottish. I just can't understand him over the phone...
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Our main person has a very thick Cajun accent. I had thought all English dialects were supposed to be mutually intelligible, but this person is nigh to impossible to understand over the phone, and also talks a mile a minute. Oh, and they don't like to text, so, we have a fun time of it trying to discern where we are to meet, what's available, etc. Otherwise, they are as awesome a source as one could hope for. I always make my roomie do the phone talking, as she seems to have *slightly* less trouble deciphering, perhaps because she is a native Southerner, and I am a Yankee transplant. (Although, after five years, I consider myself to be a Southerner. I just haven't had as much contact with Cajuns throughout the years as has my roomie.)
 
My dealer is a good friend of mine, I hang out with him on a daily basis. I'm actually going up to his trailer with him in a week. He's been hooking me up with some really good weed for a fair price consistently for a while now. He occasionally get his hands on mush, molly, charlie, pills, etc. He's really cool with fronting me shit too. That being said, he is the most whiney, self centered, arrogant mother fucker i've ever met. People get on your nerves when you see them everyday, haha.
 
I used to deal with this Haitian dude I could never understand where he wanted me to.go all I could make out was prices his shit was always fire too he stopped dealing with me because he wanted me to meet him in some plaza and I couldn't make out what plaza so.I never went and he got.mad... the best dealer I ever had got busted with 30 bricks.

Anyone have to deal with bullshit drug dealer times?? Like 15 minutes really being an hour?? I hate drug dealer time.like damn just give me the real.time I know.u want me.to.think.its gonna happen soon so.I don't go to someone else but I'd rather.you tell me really how long.your gonna be
 
I hate it when connects tell you to come through, then you go to meet up with them and you dont see them there so you call em but there phones off. After about a half hour of blowing up their phone to see if it turns on which it doesnt you leave and then they call you mad as fuck and acted like your the one at fault. Thats the type of shit that makes me cringe !!!
 
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