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the most powerful bluelight sages

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I want to speak to the two most powerful bluelight sages. One is semi-benevolent, and the other is rather petty, but in a good way.

You see, we shared this crazy DXM hole through this wonderful time vortex and I wanted them on my friends list so I don't feel so lonely or crazy.

They have a lot of merchandise pushing potential. I don't think I can save the world without them. How many other people out there are trying to save the world? Locally, I mean. Because of this whole body-thing.

They visited me in astral form while I was in jail and it was great psychological and moral support. Instead of being mysterious, I was thinking we'd form an intellectual gang to combat the great perils and dangers of human reasoning.

This will be done, naturally, by making everyone rich. Help me if you can. I'm was prophesied by a sober and a burnt-out hippie to do awesome stuff which will help more than it will hurt.

I forgot their names, but that was to protect them and me from the terrible psychic governance. There's a surgical one, and a chompy one. Protect your thoughts people!

lazydullard
 
you might be the short one. I need the one who is caustic and sassy, and the one who wears a masks. We shared a cosmic orgasm together. I want to be their bluelight friends. I saw the sparks of the spirits. They know who they are. They'll disagree with some of what of I said.

Well, if they're out there, I'd like to get to know them. And if they could send positive vibes I could use them to get through work tonight. They're like my blue-light heroes, but it itsn't Jamshyd. I want to keep this job. amd this life. so if thje maskguy and the petty sage could combine vibes and make my feet not work i'll consider it a fair trade for the time vortex i gave them.. so positive vibes tonight guys! psychonaut power please! that's my charge for the psychic lottery tickets from 2 years ago. We need a group high so my back and feet and won't hurt when I go to work.

I'm the mysteryious benefactirQQ look at my splelling. It could only come from cough surpy;. everhyone get high for me so I can have I good day at work and your miracles are yours and we're even. money is money is mine, and yours.

also, I think those guys know who I'm talking about about. I want them on my facebook friend page. We need to save the commoners!

Thank you silent benafactor, ghostly benfactor, horsey benefator, two horises realily,. tjey limp now but good horses. it's jard to type when you run a time vortex in your mind. i'm out of librabry time! give me good vibes please! for a little while. the job isn' that bad actually.

GO LEO Da VINCI
 
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you might be the short one. I need the one who is caustic and sassy, and the one who wears a masks. We shared a cosmic orgasm together. I want to be their bluelight friends. I saw the sparks of the spirits. They know who they are. They'll disagree with some of what of I said.
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I can't talk now but in 9 months time I'll come knocking, asking for child support.
 
Hey man, I'm here. I'm from Washington and I'm on a mission to save the world. In one of my visions I visited a poor mentally handicapped person in jail, it must have been you!

We should meet up as soon as possible, I would go into it more here, but it's not safe. I'll be in touch with you, just keep your mind open and you shall hear my beckon call again.
 
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I want to speak to the two most powerful bluelight sages. One is semi-benevolent, and the other is rather petty, but in a good way.
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I know who they are if you contact me I'll send you the place to wire your money too so we can join forces and save the world!

We need more details on the chompy one though. I might know who he is. Seriously though epic thread I wish someone compensated me for the time vortex I created :(
 
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