Grigore
Bluelighter
- Joined
- Jan 8, 2014
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Weight:63kgs,adult male,suffering from a mild form of anorexia nervosa and hemorrhoids accidentally discovered underneath the scrotum area marked on the map.
Special ability:Cumming green semen from time to time,reason unknown.
9:40 PM Sleep deprived,hour 40.THROW IN THE BENZYDAMINE!!! What could POSSIBLY GO WRONG? AHAHA I love POOR DECISION SKILLS!!
9:45 PM Empty stomach,2,5 grams of pure benzydamine combined with water and down they go. (now,just by simply MENTIONING the word ''benzydamine'' I get nauseous enough to feel like puking.)
10:00 PM Slight feeling of confusion,getting frustrated.
10:15 PM Tracers,tracers everywhere,mild sense of euphoria,this is when I realize that it will get REALLY intense.
10:30 PM Tried walking,couldn't.
10:45 PM Tachycardia and arrhythmia are present.Heart beat rate:140
11:00 PM Every body part became extremely numb,paranoia engulfs me,I decide to watch trippy videos on youtube.Oh,look,what we've got here? ''Malice in wonderland?'' It sounds like a lovely trippy movie.Let's watch it..
Wrong decision,better forget about it while I can!!
11:05 PM Suddenly...shivering,my jawbone is getting possessed.
11:10 PM Can't...stop...shivering,HEAVY SHIVERING,AUTO PILOT BELLY DANCE,''FAT BELLY'' REMOVAL.Guaranteed otc quality.
11:20 PM Heart beat rate:165 Sweating like mad,panic attack,walked like a doggy to my bed.
11:25 PM Sense of impending doom or better described,the worst hallucination that I've ever experienced.
As I was looking at my chair I start hearing sexy female voices whispers,this is the moment in which I've unconsciously became acting as an arrogant redhead:
''Hey,stiff cock,come and giggle with us!'' ; ''We know you want us,we want you too,what should we do?''
''You should come after me!'' I shouted,aroused to the points of incinerating my excited dick head.
A moment later,I'm all naked,covered in sweat like a raging bull,proudly waiting for my women,with a boner inclined towards the ephemeral sky.
*Knock knock*
''You there bitches?'' I disgracefully say as I light an imaginary cigarette that I'm convinced I'm holding in between my teeth.
''Yeaaah,we are here master,open the door for us,oh,almighty God of the Seven little Cocks from the East,hear my call and open this door as my master won't do that anymore.''
*Creepy door creaking sound but door isn't opening.Calm down everyone,we got a minor reality glitch,nothing serious,contact the local service in order to deliver carrots for butt fucking.Thank you for your understanding.*
*2 innocent and sexy looking spirits walk through the door..or whatever the fuck of God damn Jesus,hell in dirt shit fuck they were...
*Blinking in order to realize if I'm actually awake*
*1 spirit is gone,the other one gazes at me with a disturbing smile from across the bedroom.''
*2 second silence*
*0,000001 seconds after,Hell breaks loose...
[''the ''lovely,naive,innocent'' spirit isn't so ''virgin'' after all'']
..I say in my mind as I watch paralyzed the spirit morphing into my dead grandmother as it ran on four legs towards my bed and then,rose up from the ground,leaving my face less than 10cm away from her face and disgustingly realistic mouth-fart odor.
A moment of seeing my dead grandmother staring at me with the same stare she had the day when I've told her that I hated her and moments later she passed away,lasted as long as a horde of monkeys gang raping a deer.( By that means,the comparison is suited for the word ''Eternity'' and I'll let you think about it and figure out why.
)
All she did was stare deep into my soul until I passed out from the overwhelming,decaying presence of her.
At this time,I could've easily died from an heart attack,I was convinced that I will die and didn't want that to happen,not because I was afraid of death,but,because I felt like I lived my life for other people in the entire time,this is when Sleep Deprivation scores again and convinced me to take a radical but poor decision:Stop masturbating each wednesday while watching ''American teen mom'' and ejaculating each time when she finishes changing the diapers.
That's one twisted truth about myself which I felt like shitting on my mouth,I feel much better now.Took Smecta,to relieve diarrhea,just in case I start shitting on the floor while propelling myself head first in the ceiling of my bedroom.Funny enough,I was convinced that this tragedy will take place in that last night that I've had on the Earth that I would see through my eyes...
This is where the epic coma starts:
Doctors running in circles,throwing syringes at me and chanting that I ''deserve it.''I forgot about anything related to something that might be real.
I didn't know where I am,what or who I am and even if I still existed.
Some irrelevant time later,I woke up in a completely empty white room,with no doors,nothing except walls,floor and ceiling.
As a psychotic,claustrophobic,schizo-affective person which I were,I've desperately yelled the first thing that came in my mind: ''Take me anywhere else,just get me out of here!!''
*Said and done,my brain is a good listener sometimes,he actually impressed me this time.HE brought me back into my room,in the moment in which I was taking the benzydamine!!
What a smart brain do I have...
Sadly,life was passing me by as my brain was trolling me in order not to decoy myself even more.
Now,I was a simple spectator of my life,the afterlife followed an interesting pattern,to say the least,that was presenting many similarities with some theories that I've read about the spiritual world.
When this,poor quality,''filmed with banana glued inside a sphincter,putted in balance with a testicle'' video encountered the Fatal System Error:''No error detected,click ok to spread this virus.'',I knew that I was already traveling through time,discovering the Era in which Windows Winrar would expire.
This left me hopeless for a few moments,then,a marvelous idea,shining like an aura resembling royally deformed,gigantically huge,ordinary ebony assets wisely levitating above my head which marked the reconstitution of my destiny while corrupting the system,eliminating the routine,promoting the monotone and saving myself from an eternity of being followed by flaccid butt-cheeks gravitating over my head as a form of futuristic accessory mentioned in the Bible.
From now on,with courage and persistent stupidity which are constantly revealing pieces of octopus porn miscellaneous puzzles that are compatible with my road that I'll follow,reestablishing hope or lost faith or desire to live,I imagine pooping in my pants.And that's exactly what I did,moments later waking up from a porn scenario gone terribly wrong.
5:00 AM The party is over,I'm coming down,I kick everybody out of the house without even questioning the fact:when and how did they fucking got here and organized a party? Did I got wasted too early again..? Shame on me,I felt sorry for them,they were having fun but I've had my priorities.
5:30 AM Trying to go to sleep...
..and trying and trying..and trying again and NOTHING happens,this is really frustrating,I furiously search for my telephone,finding it on my table,sticking it in my ass and pretending it was there in the entire time. This fixed things afterwards,but it didn't stopped the insomnia.
11:20 AM Getting out of bed,like I normally do,feeling some form of hangover this time and missing the morning wood.
''Weird..'' I say to myself as I spank my ass and pretend that my cat did it.
*Enters bathroom* *Pulls pants down*
*Timidly opened eyes in order to politely greet my dick with..wait a second,where is my dick???*
HALF of it's skin is FULLY CONTRACTED and LONG LOST in the hidden chambers of the SCROTUM!!!
*Few desperately impotent yells and cries later,searching for hidden money and expired Viagra pills stolen by myself from my beloved grandfather in order to help my poor little female friend that believed...one day,with the help of one...blue pill,she will get an erection,ended up,after extensive search to no satisfying result,except finding my portable mini cooking table wandering freely in my toilet bowl.*
With these being said...
I find any reason to live as a non gay male that regularly performs self fuck and auto fellatio on himself which are to no mean relevant of anything,completely extinguished.
~Based on truth,reality and the Holy Sword of Sweet Gay Lord Jew O'Fucker mcPenguin.~
THANK YOU FOR READING GUYS!!! HOPE YOU ENJOYED IT!!
If you liked this trip report that was used as a sample for the mighty tripping book which I'll publish by the end of february,I wish you all the best,stay tuned and order first!!
The first 10 copies are sold free!!
The worthy,actually cheap price for a copy is 15 Euros.
I will update this thread with details about the releasing date,where to buy the book and other information as soon as I come back from my vacation to France.
..Snowboarding in the Alps is as delightful and lovely as hiding your erection with the hand of a nervous young teenage boy in the subway.
Share your opinion,share your thoughts,share your dick size,your favorite quote from my story,anything that inspired you and anything that got stuck in your mind!!
Thank you once again,fellow readers!
NSFW:
Special ability:Cumming green semen from time to time,reason unknown.
9:40 PM Sleep deprived,hour 40.THROW IN THE BENZYDAMINE!!! What could POSSIBLY GO WRONG? AHAHA I love POOR DECISION SKILLS!!
9:45 PM Empty stomach,2,5 grams of pure benzydamine combined with water and down they go. (now,just by simply MENTIONING the word ''benzydamine'' I get nauseous enough to feel like puking.)
10:00 PM Slight feeling of confusion,getting frustrated.
10:15 PM Tracers,tracers everywhere,mild sense of euphoria,this is when I realize that it will get REALLY intense.
10:30 PM Tried walking,couldn't.
10:45 PM Tachycardia and arrhythmia are present.Heart beat rate:140
11:00 PM Every body part became extremely numb,paranoia engulfs me,I decide to watch trippy videos on youtube.Oh,look,what we've got here? ''Malice in wonderland?'' It sounds like a lovely trippy movie.Let's watch it..
Wrong decision,better forget about it while I can!!
11:05 PM Suddenly...shivering,my jawbone is getting possessed.
11:10 PM Can't...stop...shivering,HEAVY SHIVERING,AUTO PILOT BELLY DANCE,''FAT BELLY'' REMOVAL.Guaranteed otc quality.
11:20 PM Heart beat rate:165 Sweating like mad,panic attack,walked like a doggy to my bed.
11:25 PM Sense of impending doom or better described,the worst hallucination that I've ever experienced.
As I was looking at my chair I start hearing sexy female voices whispers,this is the moment in which I've unconsciously became acting as an arrogant redhead:
''Hey,stiff cock,come and giggle with us!'' ; ''We know you want us,we want you too,what should we do?''
''You should come after me!'' I shouted,aroused to the points of incinerating my excited dick head.
A moment later,I'm all naked,covered in sweat like a raging bull,proudly waiting for my women,with a boner inclined towards the ephemeral sky.
*Knock knock*
''You there bitches?'' I disgracefully say as I light an imaginary cigarette that I'm convinced I'm holding in between my teeth.
''Yeaaah,we are here master,open the door for us,oh,almighty God of the Seven little Cocks from the East,hear my call and open this door as my master won't do that anymore.''
*Creepy door creaking sound but door isn't opening.Calm down everyone,we got a minor reality glitch,nothing serious,contact the local service in order to deliver carrots for butt fucking.Thank you for your understanding.*
*2 innocent and sexy looking spirits walk through the door..or whatever the fuck of God damn Jesus,hell in dirt shit fuck they were...
*Blinking in order to realize if I'm actually awake*
*1 spirit is gone,the other one gazes at me with a disturbing smile from across the bedroom.''
*2 second silence*
*0,000001 seconds after,Hell breaks loose...
[''the ''lovely,naive,innocent'' spirit isn't so ''virgin'' after all'']
..I say in my mind as I watch paralyzed the spirit morphing into my dead grandmother as it ran on four legs towards my bed and then,rose up from the ground,leaving my face less than 10cm away from her face and disgustingly realistic mouth-fart odor.
A moment of seeing my dead grandmother staring at me with the same stare she had the day when I've told her that I hated her and moments later she passed away,lasted as long as a horde of monkeys gang raping a deer.( By that means,the comparison is suited for the word ''Eternity'' and I'll let you think about it and figure out why.
)All she did was stare deep into my soul until I passed out from the overwhelming,decaying presence of her.
At this time,I could've easily died from an heart attack,I was convinced that I will die and didn't want that to happen,not because I was afraid of death,but,because I felt like I lived my life for other people in the entire time,this is when Sleep Deprivation scores again and convinced me to take a radical but poor decision:Stop masturbating each wednesday while watching ''American teen mom'' and ejaculating each time when she finishes changing the diapers.
That's one twisted truth about myself which I felt like shitting on my mouth,I feel much better now.Took Smecta,to relieve diarrhea,just in case I start shitting on the floor while propelling myself head first in the ceiling of my bedroom.Funny enough,I was convinced that this tragedy will take place in that last night that I've had on the Earth that I would see through my eyes...
This is where the epic coma starts:
Doctors running in circles,throwing syringes at me and chanting that I ''deserve it.''I forgot about anything related to something that might be real.
I didn't know where I am,what or who I am and even if I still existed.
Some irrelevant time later,I woke up in a completely empty white room,with no doors,nothing except walls,floor and ceiling.
As a psychotic,claustrophobic,schizo-affective person which I were,I've desperately yelled the first thing that came in my mind: ''Take me anywhere else,just get me out of here!!''
*Said and done,my brain is a good listener sometimes,he actually impressed me this time.HE brought me back into my room,in the moment in which I was taking the benzydamine!!
What a smart brain do I have...
Sadly,life was passing me by as my brain was trolling me in order not to decoy myself even more.
Now,I was a simple spectator of my life,the afterlife followed an interesting pattern,to say the least,that was presenting many similarities with some theories that I've read about the spiritual world.
When this,poor quality,''filmed with banana glued inside a sphincter,putted in balance with a testicle'' video encountered the Fatal System Error:''No error detected,click ok to spread this virus.'',I knew that I was already traveling through time,discovering the Era in which Windows Winrar would expire.
This left me hopeless for a few moments,then,a marvelous idea,shining like an aura resembling royally deformed,gigantically huge,ordinary ebony assets wisely levitating above my head which marked the reconstitution of my destiny while corrupting the system,eliminating the routine,promoting the monotone and saving myself from an eternity of being followed by flaccid butt-cheeks gravitating over my head as a form of futuristic accessory mentioned in the Bible.
From now on,with courage and persistent stupidity which are constantly revealing pieces of octopus porn miscellaneous puzzles that are compatible with my road that I'll follow,reestablishing hope or lost faith or desire to live,I imagine pooping in my pants.And that's exactly what I did,moments later waking up from a porn scenario gone terribly wrong.
5:00 AM The party is over,I'm coming down,I kick everybody out of the house without even questioning the fact:when and how did they fucking got here and organized a party? Did I got wasted too early again..? Shame on me,I felt sorry for them,they were having fun but I've had my priorities.
5:30 AM Trying to go to sleep...
..and trying and trying..and trying again and NOTHING happens,this is really frustrating,I furiously search for my telephone,finding it on my table,sticking it in my ass and pretending it was there in the entire time. This fixed things afterwards,but it didn't stopped the insomnia.
11:20 AM Getting out of bed,like I normally do,feeling some form of hangover this time and missing the morning wood.
''Weird..'' I say to myself as I spank my ass and pretend that my cat did it.
*Enters bathroom* *Pulls pants down*
*Timidly opened eyes in order to politely greet my dick with..wait a second,where is my dick???*
HALF of it's skin is FULLY CONTRACTED and LONG LOST in the hidden chambers of the SCROTUM!!!
*Few desperately impotent yells and cries later,searching for hidden money and expired Viagra pills stolen by myself from my beloved grandfather in order to help my poor little female friend that believed...one day,with the help of one...blue pill,she will get an erection,ended up,after extensive search to no satisfying result,except finding my portable mini cooking table wandering freely in my toilet bowl.*
With these being said...
I find any reason to live as a non gay male that regularly performs self fuck and auto fellatio on himself which are to no mean relevant of anything,completely extinguished.
~Based on truth,reality and the Holy Sword of Sweet Gay Lord Jew O'Fucker mcPenguin.~
THANK YOU FOR READING GUYS!!! HOPE YOU ENJOYED IT!!
If you liked this trip report that was used as a sample for the mighty tripping book which I'll publish by the end of february,I wish you all the best,stay tuned and order first!!
The first 10 copies are sold free!!
The worthy,actually cheap price for a copy is 15 Euros.
I will update this thread with details about the releasing date,where to buy the book and other information as soon as I come back from my vacation to France.
..Snowboarding in the Alps is as delightful and lovely as hiding your erection with the hand of a nervous young teenage boy in the subway.
Share your opinion,share your thoughts,share your dick size,your favorite quote from my story,anything that inspired you and anything that got stuck in your mind!!
Thank you once again,fellow readers!
