Scientists are on the brink of a radical break through with the discovery that those who dwell in desert area's are more than one hundred-times more likely than those outside desert areas to develop Mad-Sands Disease (or MDS for short.) They believe that this may finally explain the constant conflict observed in the Middle East.
MDS occurs when excess sand builds up in places it shouldn't belong, causing uncontrollable anger and delusions. Sufferers often believe that a being called "hashem" or "allah" has promised them all of the sand around them, for their exclusive use only. In the chronic stages of MDS, hallucinations become so intense that sufferers are completely unable to rationally assess their situation and understand that it is the sand itself which is causing their symptoms in the first place.
Scientists have evidence that the only way to cure MDS is to spend longer than five days outside the desert. Options are being discussed for the vast movement of populations in affected zones by 2050 to tropical islands in the Caribbean, South Pacific, and Hawaii. Once the disease begins to alleviate itself, evidence of flip-flops, coconuts, and super hard chilling can be observed. Tragically however, some are so deeply damaged by the disease, they simply cannot be removed from their desert environment, and will continue to fight and die in an endless cycle of misery.
MDS occurs when excess sand builds up in places it shouldn't belong, causing uncontrollable anger and delusions. Sufferers often believe that a being called "hashem" or "allah" has promised them all of the sand around them, for their exclusive use only. In the chronic stages of MDS, hallucinations become so intense that sufferers are completely unable to rationally assess their situation and understand that it is the sand itself which is causing their symptoms in the first place.
Scientists have evidence that the only way to cure MDS is to spend longer than five days outside the desert. Options are being discussed for the vast movement of populations in affected zones by 2050 to tropical islands in the Caribbean, South Pacific, and Hawaii. Once the disease begins to alleviate itself, evidence of flip-flops, coconuts, and super hard chilling can be observed. Tragically however, some are so deeply damaged by the disease, they simply cannot be removed from their desert environment, and will continue to fight and die in an endless cycle of misery.
