Mr.Scagnattie
Bluelighter
Ugh, one time 5 or 6 years ago, I had my car and I was copping. So, I was really sick, I mean puking in my car sick while driving, so as soon as I picked up I was about to shit myself so I did not feel like taking the time to drive to my normal spot to fix...
Instead I just say fuck it, take a few lefts, rights, whatever, and pull over onto any old street. I instantly get my gear out, do my thing, and as soon as I push the plunger down and get that sweet relief, I look to my left (belt still in mouth, rig still in wrist) and see two cops in uniform just standing on the sidewalk looking at me. Then I see three others just walking up the block... my eyes gaze over the building sign in back of them and sure enough, my stupid ass had parked in front of the bloody court house!
So now, they're looking at me, I'm looking at them.. total gunslinger moment. They see me slowly let go of the belt and reach for my keys. One of them starts shaking his head like, "don't you dare". I think about it for another second and say screw it. I throw the keys in the ignition, slam the car in gear, and I'm gone, the cops literally running after me on their radios.
Needless to say I drove straight to the nearest highway and didn't look back for a long time. Hah.
Instead I just say fuck it, take a few lefts, rights, whatever, and pull over onto any old street. I instantly get my gear out, do my thing, and as soon as I push the plunger down and get that sweet relief, I look to my left (belt still in mouth, rig still in wrist) and see two cops in uniform just standing on the sidewalk looking at me. Then I see three others just walking up the block... my eyes gaze over the building sign in back of them and sure enough, my stupid ass had parked in front of the bloody court house!
So now, they're looking at me, I'm looking at them.. total gunslinger moment. They see me slowly let go of the belt and reach for my keys. One of them starts shaking his head like, "don't you dare". I think about it for another second and say screw it. I throw the keys in the ignition, slam the car in gear, and I'm gone, the cops literally running after me on their radios.
Needless to say I drove straight to the nearest highway and didn't look back for a long time. Hah.