Sorry for the failure on posting a trip report last time, I ended up on the road for the rest of the day[don't worry, NOT the one driving. Hell, I wish I wasn't the one walking, either]. I've done it twice since then, so now that I'm a little more familiar I'll just give an overview for anyone who's interested.
Most of what I've read in this thread is very accurate: It takes a looong time to plateau, about 1.5-2 hours just to feel anything, and then maybe another hour to peak[hard to tell, though, 'cause once it came on I felt a sense of time distortion]. It stayed pretty solid for about 4 or 5 hours after that, and then seems to gradually fade. Very soft come-down, so much so that I found it sort of difficult to tell if it had worn off yet. The mental distortion it gives is very unique, mainly seemed to impact anything language-oriented. I.e., I could do juggle numbers in my head, etc., but at the same time I couldn't even form sentences, or fully understand those being spoken to me.
Also, the initial vertigo is INTENSE. I think the first time I noticed it had kicked in is when I stood up, turned to leave the room, and walked straight into a wall[I swear to god, it must've jumped out in front of me]. It seems manageable, even kinda fun, once you know what to expect, but never feels like you're able to walk quite right. Also effect fades for me within an hour or so, while the others stay strong.
The feeling of well-being isn't one I'd describe as 'euphoric', not on the same level as heroin or acid, at least, but it'd definitely positive affect. At the very least, it'd be hard to feel sad while on it.
Also a very dissaccociative effect, but like PCP or DXM. You still know who/what you are, it just doesn't feel as real or important[does that make any sense, or am I really as burnt out as people say??].
The appetite changes other people experienced didn't seem to effect me, though, so they may not be universal. I think food definitely tasted better/more interesting, but I had absolutely no desire to eat. The first time I took it I ended up at a buffet and destroyed it, the second and third time, however, I got distracted and completely forgot to eat for the entire day, never even feeling the slightest bit hungry.
I've dosed 4 times, the first was at 400mg and the highest was about 750mg, but to be honest I don't think I even noticed a difference, though when I took 400 the first day, followed by 600 the next morning, the effect was only about half of the first dose. Tolerance builds faster on this than just about anything I've ever seen, except maybe LSD.
The only other thing that seems worth adding is that twice I drank later that night, after the Lyrica had pretty much worn off, and found myself almost unable to get drunk. The one time I drank MASSIVE amounts of liqueur[it was on the house] and managed to catch a slight, dizzy buzz. The second time I drank about a 6-pack, felt absolutely nothing, and gave up. Anyone else experience this? Or have any thoughts/observations on the language difficulties?