You know you’re a Raver when…
You can perfectly understand and have amazing
conversations with anyone under the age of ten.
You know where all the best toy stores are.
You get the most mileage out of your shoes.
The toes and heels always curl up because they're so worn down.
You have to hike up your pants when it rains so your pants don't get waterlogged
and become heavier than you are and you can't walk.
You always consider every new place you go to as a possible location for a party.
You hug EVERYONE.
You can be found dancing everywhere EXCEPT the main dance floor.
You understand the art of the bathroom conversation.
You have sleeping patterns that will kill a normal person.
You choose their clothes by texture, color, and size.
The opening on your pant leg is bigger than your head.
You always order water when you go out to clubs.
You always know the most likely spot to find other ravers within a one-hundred
foot radius.
You can't see your shoes.
You don't bother planning to meet your friends ahead of time; your friends are
always already there.
You can instantly fall into blissful sleep on a cold wet concrete floor surrounded
by 300 off the wall kids and pounding trance being played overhead.
You give the best hugs and massages.
You have a one track mind. It goes "thump thump tweet thump tweet thump".
You constantly point out the trippy visuals in everyday life.
You helped Adidas through the "lean" years.
You never know the name of your favorite tracks.
You know how to SMILE.
You are good at playing "guess what he's on".
You define the style of music you listen to as "good".
You know what to do with a dead glowstick
Ha!!!
-Mayra
