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It's coming up to my 15th birthday and I've been doing a bit of experimenting again so I might be around here from time to time again.

No surprises to see you're still prolific Felix. :-)

I still remember that night out in London with you and a few of the others and getting throttled by some coke head in a pub while tripping my nut off. Very eventful evening. 8o

Who else is still around?
 
Aww you're gonna be 15?? Bless.

No surprises to see you're still prolific Felix. :-)

I still remember that night out in London with you and a few of the others and getting throttled by some coke head in a pub while tripping my nut off. Very eventful evening. 8o
What did you just call me, dickhead? Proli-what-now? ;)

I actually don't remember that incident right now. Really? Tribal girl or Jude or cletus might though, who else was there? Hah. :D
 
Whatever happened to spade?

EDIT: Appears he fucked off to Thailand last August and is probably now back in Scumdee.
 
Aww you're gonna be 15?? Bless.


What did you just call me, dickhead? Proli-what-now? ;)

I actually don't remember that incident right now. Really? Tribal girl or Jude or cletus might though, who else was there? Hah. :D

I remember you (JB) coming back from a smoke and being freaked out about some aggression that had been sent your way, but I was on some strange abstract plane at that point, and things belonging to the physical world seemed absurd and unlikely to me. Basically I was UTTERLY CUNTED. It was probably the ket.

I somehow managed to roll a few spliff later on, by keeping my eyes firmly closed before tripping out in the corner of the holiday inn room. Had two fully tooled up coppers looking at me funny from across the aisle of the tube a few hours later, got back to my house to find the front window open and about twenty Australians asleep in a pile of beer tins in the front room, so wound up inhaling nitrous and levitating in the kitchen and mistook a housemate for some human/fox hybrid around 10am.

I trust this sheds some light on the matter%)
 
I think it's fair to say you've made the list now raas.. all you have to do now is stop posting.
 
Good god that fucking guy

There's nothing wrong with Dr Perkins I'll have you know! In fact, he's such a generous chap he said that if I gave him my card details and PIN he'd transfer some top quality pre-ban meeow meeow roflcoptor into my account as soon as the banks open tomorrow. So there, what do you think of that you doubters?
 
I wonder if there is a completely unrelated Lawrence Perkins who has been out on the town one night, enjoying a few beers with friends. He goes up to the bar to get the round in and starts up a conversation with the lad stood there next to him, who was actually next to be served but Lawrence jumped the queue..

So they gets to talking, bearing in mind laddy is already miffed at losing his spot at the bar.. Ahhh what the fuck am I on about..... forget it...
 
Honestly I'm just picturing some stand-up bloke called Lawrence Perkins who's going for a new job, like, the one that will finally kickstart his career, and his future boss decides to do a quick Google search you know just to make sure he isn't a complete bellend and what shows up for Lawrence Perkins but pages and pages of someone trying to sell banging pre-ban meph under a million slightly related aliases.

Sorry, prospective candidate Lawrence Perkins. We tried :(
 
I hope he wasn't clueless enough to use his real name. Though i wont have too much sympathy if he has been that stupid, considering that he was a scamming rip off merchant and thief for anyone not clued up enough to spot obvious scammers, or to listen to other trusted members of EADD who already knew of his reputation from the 'chocolate bar forum'.
 
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What's this Dr Perkins stuff? I have no idea what you lot are on about.

edit: I am now clued in.
 
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