The real entertainment
Begins at the arraingment
A million dollar retainer?
That's a no brainer
Let's get down to it
Before the hour's up
I will have gone thru it
Cause I'm a lawyer
Equal opportunity destroyer
For ya
I'm a lawyer
$750,000/hr to adore ya
Need a phone consultation?
$500 a minute is my fee
Only cash or credit up front
Will be accepted by me
Cause I'm a criminal defense
attorney guaranteed
To get you off...
Once you've coughed up
My phenominal atrocious fees
I don't work for free
So don't you see?
It's all good by me
You get what you pay for
If you're a broke felon
Caught practicin and sellin
As an unlicensed pharm tech
or pharmacy
You'll get a public pretender
A real career ender for you
Lawyers do it in suits
I'm your worst nightmare
Cause I'm a licensed prostitute
My pimp is the IRS
They make a tidy sum
Off of other's duress
I have a license to screw
And that's exactly what I do
I screw rich assholes for money
What I find outragiously funny
Not only do I screw people legally
I do so 4 the most rediculous, notorious
fees
I even get them to say pretty please
SOMEBODY STOP ME!!
HA HA HA HA HA HA
Lawyers do it in suits
Sporting insulant, arrogant attitudes
So if ya'll wanna get sued
Fucked royally dry and tattooed
I love charging scandalous fees
Because I am a criminal defense attorney
A well dressed, scandalous sleaze
If you please
I got you by the short and curly's
And I'm gonna give you the squeeze
But not til I hear you say pretty please!
Cause I'm a lawyer
Equal opportunity destroyer
For ya!
(wink)
My name is Nicole
And I'm out on parole
But I made a definite decision
In Chino Correctional Prison
What a hell of a story
Beaming with cockiness and glory
I'm a 3rd striker
Didn't wanna serve my 4 yr sentence
As my correctional debt repentance
So instead I made my sentence serve me
And became a bonafide legal attorney
I was in the wrong business
Selling my ass on the street
what an eye opener for me
I wanna screw people legally
While pretending to do it all
regally
Get paid what I'm worth
That's a first
Payback's a bitch
What a switch
The rich dumb brutes
Are the bent over catchers
I'm a hellaciously crewd cracker
Your lovely bewitcher
And a hell of a pitcher
I'm a well dressed, regal lady
of sleaze
Because I am a criminal defense
attorney! (wink)
Begins at the arraingment
A million dollar retainer?
That's a no brainer
Let's get down to it
Before the hour's up
I will have gone thru it
Cause I'm a lawyer
Equal opportunity destroyer
For ya
I'm a lawyer
$750,000/hr to adore ya
Need a phone consultation?
$500 a minute is my fee
Only cash or credit up front
Will be accepted by me
Cause I'm a criminal defense
attorney guaranteed
To get you off...
Once you've coughed up
My phenominal atrocious fees
I don't work for free
So don't you see?
It's all good by me
You get what you pay for
If you're a broke felon
Caught practicin and sellin
As an unlicensed pharm tech
or pharmacy
You'll get a public pretender
A real career ender for you
Lawyers do it in suits
I'm your worst nightmare
Cause I'm a licensed prostitute
My pimp is the IRS
They make a tidy sum
Off of other's duress
I have a license to screw
And that's exactly what I do
I screw rich assholes for money
What I find outragiously funny
Not only do I screw people legally
I do so 4 the most rediculous, notorious
fees
I even get them to say pretty please
SOMEBODY STOP ME!!
HA HA HA HA HA HA
Lawyers do it in suits
Sporting insulant, arrogant attitudes
So if ya'll wanna get sued
Fucked royally dry and tattooed
I love charging scandalous fees
Because I am a criminal defense attorney
A well dressed, scandalous sleaze
If you please
I got you by the short and curly's
And I'm gonna give you the squeeze
But not til I hear you say pretty please!
Cause I'm a lawyer
Equal opportunity destroyer
For ya!
(wink)My name is Nicole
And I'm out on parole
But I made a definite decision
In Chino Correctional Prison
What a hell of a story
Beaming with cockiness and glory
I'm a 3rd striker
Didn't wanna serve my 4 yr sentence
As my correctional debt repentance
So instead I made my sentence serve me
And became a bonafide legal attorney
I was in the wrong business
Selling my ass on the street
what an eye opener for me
I wanna screw people legally
While pretending to do it all
regally
Get paid what I'm worth
That's a first
Payback's a bitch
What a switch
The rich dumb brutes
Are the bent over catchers
I'm a hellaciously crewd cracker
Your lovely bewitcher
And a hell of a pitcher
I'm a well dressed, regal lady
of sleaze
Because I am a criminal defense
attorney! (wink)
