tiggerific
Bluelighter
half an avocado with lemon juice and a spoonful of mayo, cup of tea and looking at a tangerine just now 

No way. Roasted man. Toss in just enough oil to barely coat, season well with salt and pepper, and roast at 400F until golden brown, turning as needed. Pure, concentrated win, right there.
Also, how do you cook steel cut oats wrong? The only 'bad' batch I've had was when I was trying to make a patty out of them, and wound up with a burnt/raw mess.