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The Insane Forest (now with revised version. 3 days of camping!)

Symmetrical Daze

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*The complete version is post #4 in this thread. The following is only the first night, therefore incomplete.


inspired by and based on my many psychedelic camping trips and the related craziness

"Let's go Ted, I don't want to get there when its dark," I say.
"Indeed, looks like we got everything." Ted says excitedly.

I attach the 4ft long trailor to my ATV. Its going to be a long night I think. We have 5 hits of cid each and lots of smoke. Its getting dark, and I have 2 miles to drive the quad. Two miles into the woods, two miles away from civilization.

"Tiffany, Heather, yo lets go!" I yell playfully as they put on their shoes. The sun is setting. What a nice, clear summer night this will be. The evening star, Venus is already out. Time to go to the campsite before the other stars join her.

I depart from my house. Tiffany sits directly behind me, Ted and Heather in the trailer. She holds me around my waist tight, like she might fall off. I drive over the rocky trail slowly. I hear the trailer bouncing up and down a lot and occasionally look back to see if the supplies and my friends are ok.

As I drive off the main path, the pond slowly becomes visible. I park on the beach. "OK, lets set up camp!" I say with enthusiasm. Ted fires up a bowl, and passes it around. I ignore the weed for now and start to unload the supplies. I get out the tent and easily snap it open. What a long way camping supplies have come since early man, I think.

"Yo, Tiffany, get over here and help me with the sleeping bags and pillows." She comes over, happy to serve me and begins to make the inside of the tent a comfortable place to crash. I join Ted and Heather to hit the bowl. "I was just telling Heather about 'Doodley doodley fruit," Ted says.

"Haha, oh my. What a night that was!" I say. He was referring to a night when him and I camped back in high school. We were lying in the tent, being silent for what seemed like forever and suddenly I yelled "Doodley Doodley Fruit!" for no reason.

"And what a night this will be," Heather says with a sinister smile. She pulls out of her pocket a piece of foil and slowly opens it to reveal 3 blue gelatin tabs. Appearing smooth and sexy, she picks them up with her tongue.

"That looks like a good idea," Tiffany says as she comes out of the tent. She eats her 4 with what looks like slight hesitation. "Well, I wouldn't want us to be on different tripping levels," I say as I pull out 10 and split it with Ted. I hold up my 5 and Ted holds his up. "Cheers, to a good night," I state as I touch my tabs onto his and eat them. "To a good night" Ted says.

We get the campfire blazing. All 4 chairs aligned around it perfectly. The stereo is sitting on the fold out table, playing smooth techno, mostly trance with some house mixed in. The pond, shimmering in the fire and moonlight glows with primitive energy, so it seems. We are being quiet and we aren't even tripping. Hmm, got to start some kind of interesting conversation. Heather sits there smoking a cigarette, looking at the fire with a blank look on her face. Ted is patting his hands on his knees in beat with the music. Tiffany is just sitting there, appearing slightly nervous or anxious. She looks at me and smiles. I give her a reassuring smile back.

"Look at that moon," I say, trying to get some conversation going. They nod, and whisper yea. Ted gets out a bowl and packs it. "I wonder what it is like on other planets," I say with mystery in my voice. Perhaps I asked this too soon, their imaginations aren't awakened yet. "Hehe, maybe we will find out tonight," Heather says. We all laugh softly. I hit the bowl and pass it to Tiffany. "Are we feeling anything yet?" I ask with curiosity. I believe I am beginning to feel an adrenaline-like energy move through me.

"Oh yea," Tiffany says with a smile. "I sure am feeling something!" Ted happily states. "I feel a little odd, yea," Heather says. Did she just say that with nervousness? I better reassure her. "You know, we are all going to have a fucking awesome trip tonight," I state in a matter-of-fact way. "No bad trips are allowed." I say with a smile. There was that horrible campout Ted and I had a few years back in high school at this very spot, but we had matured more mentally and we have some girls with us, which will probably be a calming factor, I think.

An hour passes by. We hadn't talked too much but gave each other smiles. Caring and reassuring, friendly smiles occasionally. I am tripping hard, the air is filled with red and blue streaks of color when I look into the dark woods. Everything is crystal clear. Too clear. Almost overwhelming surface detail on all objects. Looking at the ground, wow, that again... that ancient writing I have seen on other trips. I tell everyone what I see. "Haha, wow I can see it too!" Heather yells loudly. She appears fascinated and gets off her chair and kneels down to study it. Uh oh, Ted doesn't look right. He is nervous, on edge, his fight-or-flight system has been activated. "Hey, you alright man?" I ask him in a soft voice.

"I, I think they- I think they are are coming," Ted stutters in a very psychotic voice. I look into his eyes, he is not quite there. Heather and Tiffany look at each other nervously. "No one is fucking coming buddy, this is our zone. Our territory." I tell him. "They don't listen to any boundaries," He spits out, seeming angry, like my reply was 'invalid', he knew the 'facts'.

"Ok, who is coming?" I say, in a calm voice.

"I know you know. Just don't want the girls to find out it and you can just say it we will all find out soon better them be prepared you know?" he says with a speedy tone. "Dude, let me talk to you in private." I gently put my hand on his back and lead him from the fire, about 20 feet from the girls. I feel my trip getting very strong but there is a sanity that remains so I can deal with this possible situation. "So, what is up man?" I ask. "THE FUCKING CREEPIES! BLACK SHADOW, FUCK THIS YOU WON'T LISTEN WE MUST LEAVE!" Ted yells and takes off toward the fire and runs through it. Heather let out a quiet nervous scream, Tiffany just jumps back and watches him.

"Fuck", I say and take off after him. I tackle him and try to restrain him. "Let the fuck go!" He yells, sounding in pain and defeated. "Ted, listen to me. We are safe here. Completely safe, or I wouldn't have brought us. There is nothing to fear, you are on a strong hallucinogenic drug and so are all of us. My sober self decided it was safe to come here and so its safe!"

Heather and Tiffany run over. I had tackled him about 10 feet from the fire. If he would have continued going straight, he would be in the pond. Just as I think he calmed down, I slowly loosen my arm that is around his neck.

I didn't see it coming. He does it so fast. All I know is, I have just been hit hard. There is yelling and girls talking in a panicky voice. Hmm, where am I? There is searing energy flowing around my face. Is this an emergency, should I have fear now? I don't know, but I find the controls to my body, tap back into them and get up. Ouch. Pain all around my face. Hmm, no one by the fire. Unless there is an invisible person writing all that weird language on the ground. I feel the presence of the trees. They are old and wise. I hear something far away. Yelling, a girl yelling. Wait, what the fuck am I doing in the woods? Wouldn't being at home on my bed be more appropriate? I better check out that yelling, it sounds urgent.

I take off running toward it. I can see fine, like its sunset. I cannot tell the distance the yelling is. It doesn't sound deadly but something is wrong. I look behind me. Ok, the fire is far back there. Scream again please, I cannot see anyone. I hear leaves rustling behind me. That sounded close. Just as I am about to turn around I feel a hand on my shoulder. More adrenaline fires through me. AH fuck, contact with a, human? Hopefully someone I know... I turn around. It’s Tiffany. She is in tears. Heather comes running over to us. "He is gone! I couldn't chase him forever! Please, we must,..." It looks like she is breaking down. "Hey, get up. Tell me what’s happened." But it starts to come back to me. Ted running. Me, capturing Ted? Ohh fuck, Ted hitting me in the face. Ok I think I remember...

"Ted, he kept running saying he has to get away from the shadows and the creepies!" Heather says pouting. I pat her on the back gently, assuring her we will figure something out. "I am glad youare ok." Tiffany says, and hugs me.

I dig in my pocket. Ok good, I got it. 4 2mg bars of xanax. I give a half to each of the girls and take one myself. "The rest is for the escaped madman," I say, trying to add some humor to this desperate situation. I cannot think clearly and need to be more sober, hopefully the xanax will help this.

"Where was he last seen headed?"

"About 2 football fields that way!" Heather says with some panic in her voice.

"TED!" I yell. "WE ARE OVER HERE! ITS SAFE OVER HERE, COME NOW!" I hear my echo slightly but no other reply.

***
We searched a good 2 hours and find nothing. It looks like its getting light out, but no its only 4am. I feel disoriented; I don't want to get lost like Ted. Ok, I will have to drive the quad. It seems he may have gone towards the path. I must take the girls. It is more dangerous for them to be here alone then ride with me. I fire up the engine. Drive around the tent, and away I go. Driving gave me an extra alertness. I knew I couldn't screw it up.

I travel about a mile before I see him. I am ready to turn back when I see him kneeled down looking at the ground. He reacts violently and quickly to the quad. He bangs his fist on the ground and gets up like a mad ape and runs off the path to the woods. Fuck, here I go again. I follow him and get to him quickly. Perhaps he depleted his energy from this long self struggle. He is speaking gibberish quickly and insanely. "Listen, I am your friend and this is what is best for you and your safety," I say, out of breath. "Heather, Tiffany, get over here I got him!" He struggles some but then stops. There is no one home in those black eyes.

"Each of you take one of his arms and hold them." I say. They do, as I slowly ease up on my grip. I pull out the remaining xanax. He looks at me like I am the captor and he is the prisoner. "Open your mouth", I tell him. He gives a quick, confused headshake no. "Suit yourself." I end up stuffing the pills in his mouth. He didn't resist, and then chewed them up. "Good boy. Let's get you back to camp."

After the smooth slow ride back, we guide Ted into the tent. Heather stays with him. Now, its just a beautiful morning, nothing to worry about. Tiffany sits on my lap and I hold her. "Having fun?" I ask, as sort of a joke. "Haha, well now I am." she says with a smile. "Good."

We discuss philosophies of life and typical trip stuff till morning. We both got in 1 sleeping bag. It was big, and we were cold. And in love? Well, at least not yet. But these sort of events can sure make people closer.
 
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revised, longer version

Part I: The Insane Forest

"Let's go Ted, I don't want to get there when its dark," I say.
"Indeed, looks like we got everything." Ted says excitedly.

I attach the 4ft long trailer to my ATV. It’s going to be a long night I think. We have 5 hits of cid each and lots of smoke. Its getting dark, and I have 2 miles to drive the quad. Two miles into the woods, two miles away from civilization.

The trailer contains food and supplies for the 3 day, 2-night trip. I go in the house to grab one final necessity. I grab the entertainment package; a bag of various mind expanding, mind warping pharmaceuticals. I look up at the sky. It is turning a darker clear blue.

"Tiffany, Heather, yo lets go!" I yell playfully as they put on their shoes. The sun is setting. What a nice, clear summer night this will be. The evening star, Venus is already out. Time to go to the campsite before the other stars join her.

I depart from my house. Tiffany sits directly behind me, Ted and Heather in the trailer. She holds me around my waist tight, like she might fall off. I drive over the rocky trail slowly. I hear the trailer bouncing up and down a lot and occasionally look back to see if the supplies and my friends are ok.

As I drive off the main path, the pond slowly becomes visible. I park on the beach. "OK, let’s set up camp!" I say with enthusiasm. Ted fires up a bowl, and passes it around. I ignore the weed for now and start to unload the supplies. I get out the tent and easily snap it open. What a long way camping supplies have come since early man, I think.

"Yo, Tiffany, get over here and help me with the sleeping bags and pillows." She comes over, happy to serve me and begins to make the inside of the tent a comfortable place to crash. I join Ted and Heather to hit the bowl. "I was just telling Heather about 'Doodley doodley fruit," Ted says.

"Haha, oh my. What a night that was!" I say. He was referring to a night when him and I camped back in high school. We were lying in the tent, being silent for what seemed like forever and suddenly I yelled "Doodley Doodley Fruit!" for no reason.

"And what a night this will be," Heather says with a sinister smile. She pulls out of her pocket a piece of foil and slowly opens it to reveal 3 blue gelatin tabs. Appearing smooth and sexy, she picks them up with her tongue.

"That looks like a good idea," Tiffany says as she comes out of the tent. She eats her 4 with what looks like slight hesitation. "Well, I wouldn't want us to be on different tripping levels," I say as I pull out 10 and split it with Ted. I hold up my 5 and Ted holds his up. "Cheers, to a good night," I state as I touch my tabs onto his and eat them. "To a good night" Ted says.

We get the campfire blazing. All 4 chairs aligned around it perfectly. The stereo is sitting on the fold out table, playing smooth techno, mostly trance with some house mixed in. The pond, shimmering in the fire and moonlight glows with primitive energy, so it seems. We are being quiet and we aren't even tripping. Hmm, got to start some kind of interesting conversation. Heather sits there smoking a cigarette, looking at the fire with a blank look on her face. Ted is patting his hands on his knees in beat with the music. Tiffany is just sitting there, appearing slightly nervous or anxious. She looks at me and smiles. I give her a reassuring smile back.

"Look at that moon," I say, trying to get some conversation going. They nod, and whisper yea. Ted gets out a bowl and packs it. "I wonder what it is like on other planets," I say with mystery in my voice. Perhaps I asked this too soon, their imaginations aren't awakened yet. "Hehe, maybe we will find out tonight," Heather says. We all laugh softly. I hit the bowl and pass it to Tiffany. "Are we feeling anything yet?" I ask with curiosity. I believe I am beginning to feel an adrenaline-like energy move through me.

"Oh yea," Tiffany says with a smile. "I sure am feeling something!" Ted happily states. "I feel a little odd, yea," Heather says. Did she just say that with nervousness? I better reassure her. "You know, we are all going to have a fucking awesome trip tonight," I state in a matter-of-fact way. "No bad trips are allowed." I say with a smile. There was that horrible campout Ted and I had a few years back in high school at this very spot, but we had matured more mentally and we have some girls with us, which will probably be a calming factor, I think.

An hour passes by. We hadn't talked too much but gave each other smiles. Caring and reassuring, friendly smiles occasionally. I am tripping hard; the air is filled with red and blue streaks of color when I look into the dark woods. Everything is crystal clear. Too clear. Almost overwhelming surface detail on all objects. Looking at the ground, wow, that again... that ancient writing I have seen on other trips. I tell everyone what I see. "Haha, wow I can see it too!" Heather yells loudly. She appears fascinated and gets off her chair and kneels down to study it. Uh oh, Ted doesn't look right. He is nervous, on edge; his fight-or-flight system has been activated. "Hey, you alright man?" I ask him in a soft voice.

"I, I think they- I think they are are coming," Ted stutters in a very psychotic voice. I look into his eyes; he is not quite there. Heather and Tiffany look at each other nervously. "No one is fucking coming buddy, this is our zone. Our territory." I tell him. "They don't listen to any boundaries," He spits out, seeming angry, like my reply was ‘invalid’; he knew the 'facts'.

"Ok, who is coming?" I say, in a calm voice.

"I know you know. Just don't want the girls to find out it and you can just say it we will all find out soon better them be prepared you know?" he says with a speedy tone. "Dude, let me talk to you in private." I gently put my hand on his back and lead him from the fire, about 20 feet from the girls. I feel my trip getting very strong but there is a sanity that remains so I can deal with this possible situation. "So, what is up man?" I ask. "THE FUCKING CREEPIES! BLACK SHADOW, FUCK THIS YOU WON'T LISTEN WE MUST LEAVE!" Ted yells and takes off toward the fire and runs through it. Heather let out a quiet nervous scream; Tiffany just jumps back and watches him.

"Fuck", I say and take off after him. I tackle him and try to restrain him. "Let the fuck go!" He yells, sounding in pain and defeated. "Ted, listen to me. We are safe here. Completely safe, or I wouldn't have brought us. There is nothing to fear, you are on a strong hallucinogenic drug and so are all of us. My sober self decided it was safe to come here and so it’s safe!"

Heather and Tiffany run over. I had tackled him about 10 feet from the fire. If he had continued going straight, he would be in the pond. Just as I think he calmed down, I slowly loosen my arm that is around his neck.

I didn't see it coming. He does it so fast. All I know is, I have just been hit hard. There is yelling and girls talking in a panicky voice. Hmm, where am I? There is searing energy flowing around my face. Is this an emergency, should I have fear now? I don't know, but I find the controls to my body, tap back into them and get up. Ouch. Pain all around my face. Hmm, no one by the fire. Unless there is an invisible person writing all that weird language on the ground. I feel the presence of the trees. They are old and wise. I hear something far away. Yelling, a girl yelling. Wait, what the fuck am I doing in the woods? Wouldn't being at home on my bed be more appropriate? I better check out that yelling, it sounds urgent.

I take off running toward it. I can see fine, like its sunset. I cannot tell the distance the yelling is. It doesn't sound deadly but something is wrong. I look behind me. Ok, the fire is far back there. Scream again please, I cannot see anyone. I hear leaves rustling behind me. That sounded close. Just as I am about to turn around I feel a hand on my shoulder. More adrenaline fires through me. AH fuck, contact with a, human? Hopefully someone I know... I turn around. It’s Tiffany. She is in tears. Heather comes running over to us. "He is gone! I couldn't chase him forever! Please, we must..." It looks like she is breaking down. "Hey, get up. Tell me what’s happened." But it starts to come back to me. Ted running. Me, capturing Ted? Ohh fuck, Ted hitting me in the face. Ok I think I remember...

"Ted, he kept running saying he has to get away from the shadows and the creepies!" Heather says pouting. I pat her on the back gently, assuring her we will figure something out. "I am glad you are ok." Tiffany says, and hugs me.

I dig in my pocket. Ok good, I got it, four 2mg bars of xanax. I give a half to each of the girls and take one myself. "The rest is for the escaped madman," I say, trying to add some humor to this desperate situation. I cannot think clearly and need to be more sober; hopefully the xanax will help this.

"Where was he last seen headed?"

"About 2 football fields that way!" Heather says with some panic in her voice.

"TED!" I yell. "WE ARE OVER HERE! ITS SAFE OVER HERE, COME NOW!" I hear my echo slightly but no other reply.


We searched a good 2 hours and find nothing. It looks like its getting light out, but no its only 4am. I feel disoriented; I don't want to get lost like Ted. Ok, I will have to drive the quad. It seems he may have gone towards the path. I must take the girls. It is more dangerous for them to be here alone then ride with me. I fire up the engine. Drive around the tent, and away I go. Driving gave me an extra alertness. I knew I couldn't screw it up.

I travel about a mile before I see him. I am ready to turn back when I see him kneeled down looking at the ground. He reacts violently and quickly to the quad. He bangs his fist on the ground and gets up like a mad ape and runs off the path to the woods. Fuck, here I go again. I follow him and get to him quickly. Perhaps he depleted his energy from this long self-struggle. He is speaking gibberish quickly and insanely. "Listen, I am your friend and this is what is best for you and your safety," I say, out of breath. "Heather, Tiffany, get over here I got him!" He struggles some but then stops. There is no one home in those black eyes.

"Each of you take one of his arms and hold them." I say. They do, as I slowly ease up on my grip. I pull out the remaining xanax. He looks at me like I am the captor and he is the prisoner. "Open your mouth", I tell him. He gives a quick, confused headshake no. "Suit yourself." I end up stuffing the pills in his mouth. He didn't resist, and then chewed them up. "Good boy. Let's get you back to camp."

After the smooth slow ride back, we guide Ted into the tent. Heather stays with him. Now, it’s just a beautiful morning, nothing to worry about. Tiffany sits on my lap and I hold her. "Having fun?" I ask, as sort of a joke. "Haha, well now I am." she says with a smile. "Good."

We discuss philosophies of life and typical trip stuff till morning.

“We are on a spinning rock in space unimaginably large. Maybe it really does go on forever, and there is no end.” Tiffany says, looking up at the stars. I throw some wood on the fire. Its light is slowly fading out due to the rising sun, fading the stars out as well.

“I bet there are some amazing sights in the universe. Stars, planets, black holes. I can almost feel their presence floating up there. People need to look at the sky and dream more often.” I say, nearly whispering. Tiffany nods in agreement. I turn on the music, which was turned off when Ted ran away. I sneak quietly into the tent as Tiffany stares at the sky. I grab a sleeping bag and bring it out onto the sandy soil. Ted was stretched across both sleeping bags. I didn’t want to wake him. Psychosis can last into sleep.

“You can have this. I’ll chill on the chair for a while.” I tell Tiffany. She gets off the chair and gets into the sleeping bag. She thanks me and finally settles in. I get out some G I was saving for the next day. I am wide-awake still at this point, and would like some chemical induced relaxation. I fill up the cap, drink and fill another cap. Tiffany sees me. I wonder if she thinks I have a problem with drug seeking behavior, I think. How do other people view me when I take a shot of G alone? Oh well, Ryan. Let it go. Be yourself. If you enjoy G occasionally then fine. Tripping gets me very self-analytical almost to a paranoid extent at times.

“You want some?” I ask her, as she lays there in silence. “No thanks. Come join me,” she says with a smile as she pats on the sleeping bag. I take off my shoes and crawl in. I get hit with vibes of physical warmth and the emotional warmth of being next to someone I feel close to. I put one arm around her. The visuals are still creeping around. Smooth movements now. Tiffany has her eyes closed. I now have a sudden urge to talk. I am very happy; the load on my mind and body from the acid is dramatically reduced. I feel sedated yet very alive. Oh, I just took 2 of those caps. That is more than …

Day 2

I wake up to a bright, hot sun. I am roasting in the sleeping bag. Hmm, it must be afternoon, I think. Tiffany is right up against me. I wonder if anything happened between us last night? I don’t even remember getting in the sleeping bag. I get up and stretch. I feel wide-awake and refreshed. My watch indicates it is 1:30pm. The concept of what time is has returned to me. I sit down by the burned out fire and light up a pipe. I feel wise. The cannabis stimulates some deep thinking but triggers some light anxiety.

I hear some movement in the tent. The zipper zips open. Ted emerges, eyes half open. He looks at the sky then looks at me. “Welcome back to reality,” I say.

“Dude- you wouldn’t believe what happened to me last night. The world collapsed and I was in the middle of it. Shadow creatures were out to get me because I was the only person left alive.” Ted goes on.

“Yea, you went pretty nuts. I am glad I found you. You could have gotten lost easy”, I tell him.

He pauses for a moment, thinking. “Oh…fuck. I am so sorry man. I am starting to remember…”

“No problem. I have done regrettable things as well. Hell, we were insane. Hehe.”

“I was sitting by the fire, and I heard voices. Then shadows flew around everywhere and I wasn’t quite in my body. I just knew that these shadow creatures were going to take over. It was too much drug in my system, the adrenaline was overwhelming and the dark side emerged.”

“Sounds like you just couldn’t grip that dose. Just do less next time.” I say. I close my eyes, almost in a trance. I love being in this spot in time. The beautiful outdoors, so crystal clear. Good friends, yes, this will be an excellent adventure I will remember the rest of my life.

Tiffany is sleeping, Heather still in the tent. I sit there staring at the pond. Ted does the same. Are we being anti-social for a reason? Does the drugs do this, are we spaced out from them? It’s hard to tell. I think we are just enjoying the scenery so much, words aren’t adequate. Tiffany emerges from the sleeping bag and looks at me with a smile. I give a half smile back. What kind of smile was that? Did something happen in the sleeping bag last night? I am becoming quite analytical about all sociologic interactions, conscious and subconscious now. Chill Ryan. As the Buddhists say, let everything be as it is and don’t attach emotions. I better just get my mind off things by doing something.

“I think we should get going soon guys. I am looking forward to setting up at this new campsite I found last week.” I say, loud enough for Heather to hear to try to get her to wake up. Ted nods, Tiffany slowly gets up and stretches. After throwing some sticks on the fire, I get the frying pan out of the trailer. I hand it to Tiffany with a smile. “Oh gee, thanks.” Tiffany jokes. She grabs some food out of the cooler and begins to cook.

“Ryan, I hope you know that I feel bad about punching you. I think you handled the situation very well for being on 5 hits of acid, from what I remember.” Ted says with a nervous tone.

“I said, don’t worry about it old friend. It could have happened to any of us. I think from now on it will be best to have someone sober on these psychonautic journeys.” I say. Ted smiles. “Dude, I don’t think I will trip for the rest of this camping trip. Maybe smoke some bud, that’s it.” Ted says calmly. “Ok, then it works out well.” I say optimistically.

After eating a breakfast of bacon and eggs (full of magnificent taste and sensation), we pack up and continue on our adventure. Now we head into the deeper woods. Heather and Ted hold onto each other as the trailer bounces up and down. Tiffany holds onto me as the warm breeze flows across my face. We travel about three miles on the rough trail when we get to the small grassy path. “Woo-hoo, yee haw!” Ted yells with a smile as he sees the small campsite. “We have arrived, girls and boys.” I announce. There is a stream flowing gently right next to the fire spot. It is more wooded and not as open as the pond site, but it had a special magic to it. It was a small clearing that would barely hold our supplies, but it worked.

I unpack the supplies, my friends kindly helping, awaiting my various orders. “Put that over there, no Heather that would go best here, yea Tiffany that looks right.” After it was all set up, I took a few steps back to look at the place. Four chairs aligned around the fire, stereo on a small fold out chair, tent, trailer with cooler and various supplies in it. Heather and Ted take a short walk down the stream. Tiffany looks at me with bright, shiny beautiful eyes. “So, did you have fun last night?” she said, and winked.

“I had a great time, Tiffany. After Ted got in the tent, my mind was put to rest and everything seemed perfect. How about you?”

“It was great after the Ted incident. And in the sleeping bag, heehee,” Tiffany says with a smile. Did I make a move, which would probably be because of all the G I did? Hopefully I just passed out. Oh well, she seems happy; leave it at that for now.

“Let’s go in the tent and chill. I’m tired.” Tiffany tells me with a sleepy look. “Sure, I could use a rest.” I say, although I am awake. I unzip the zipper. “After you, ma’am,” I joke. I get in and lay on top of the sleeping bag. The sun shines through the translucent tent and lights it up inside, with a calm glow of yellow. Tiffany gets in and lies right beside me, and puts her arm around me, and her head on my shoulder with a smile. She closes her eyes so I do the same.

I open my eyes. I am in the same position but some time must have passed. The light changed. I hear Ted and Heather talking in flirty voices to each other. The smell of cannabis is in the air. My watch reads 7:24pm. I slowly wiggle myself out of Tiffany’s grip trying not to wake her. I crawl out of the tent. Ted sits there with a huge smile on his face, with a joint half burned in his hand. Heather swipes the joint off him as Ted looks over at me.

“Hey there. Did you get some, sleep?” Ted asks, doing that two-finger movement that means quotes when he said “sleep”. “Yes I did. Slept well in fact.” I say, stretching, and then let out a yawn. Heather whispers something into Ted’s ear. Ted smiles then whispers something back into hers.

“I think I will begin my trip early tonight. I love watching the sun rise but I would like to be awake during the day so we can go to Blue Creek at a decent time.” I tell them, ignoring their private chat.

“What is on the psychedelic menu for tonight, Ryan?” Heather asks with a smile.

“The special is 2C-B and special K. For dessert, there is G.” I say jokingly. “Ooh, ketamine. Sounds scary!” Heather exclaims.

“It’s not scary for me but it is really weird.” I tell her. “Better leave that stuff for me,” I say with a half smile.

“Go right ahead.” She retorts.

“I want to touch the stars tonight!” Tiffany says as she comes out of the tent with her arms and head pointed up at the sky and tree branches. “Sure thing. I’ll take ya to the stars and back, baby.” I tell her. She smiles and walks to the cooler for a drink. I get out my little bag of tricks and pull out 3 2C-B caps. I pop one, grab Tiffany’s drink off of her and take a swig to chase it down then hand one to each of the girls. Ted puts on a Paul Oakenfold CD. The smooth trance flows through the woods. Hmm, I think. This is the first time this part of the woods have ever heard music.

We build a decent sized fire after gathering sticks for a while. The sun slowly sets. The 2C-B vibe slowly builds in me. It is stimulating me into a good mood, almost forcefully happy, like its distant chemical cousin MDMA but not like acid. Ted starts talking about the movie Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. How typical it is for people to trip to talk about that movie. It’s a great movie but to talk about it a lot is annoying. “It would be fun to live in the 60’s or 70’s, huh?” Ted asks me.

“I guess it depends on where, but yea it would probably be a lot of fun.” I reply. Ted’s eyes are completely bloodshot. He has smoked a few joints already. He passed one around to us but we felt we had enough THC after that.

The world becomes colorful yet my body feels great. With acid, the body can feel uncomfortable. Everything is crystal clear, visually and mentally. Emotions of feeling good are intensified. Bad emotions are healed through optimism that can be a natural part of the trip. 2C-B is amphetamine-like, so it boosts the mood and provides stimulation.

Tiffany smiles in pleasure. Ted sits there with a bowl in his hand, occasionally hitting it, and looking at the fire. Heather smokes her cigarette, and gives it a little swirl in front of her eyes to view the tracers. I sit there in deep thought, as usual, whether tripping or not.

“Want to go for a walk, guys?” I ask. I must use some of this energy or it could turn into slight anxiety and restlessness. Ted looks at Heather. “We are going to chill here. Feel free to go.” Ted says. “You wanna go Tiff?” I ask. “Uh, sure!” she says with unnatural enthusiasm. “We’ll be back soon.” I tell them. “Take ya time guys.” Ted tells us. The air feels unnaturally warm. It’s humid. There are no stars out either. “I think I felt a raindrop,” Tiffany says as I grab the flashlight out of the trailer. “Maybe we will get soaked. That would be awesome.” I say with a smile. “Haha, yea that would feel refreshing.”

We begin to walk. The fire gets further away. My mind is filled with a synthetic alertness, but the emotions feel very real. Tiffany grabs my hand and squeezes. Hmm, is she thinking we are “going out” now? I like her, but… never mind. Just enjoy the moment. “You are quiet.” Tiffany states. “I think you are using that as an excuse so you don’t seem quiet, when in fact you are the one being quiet.” I say with humor in my voice. Wow I am feeling nice and speedy. Not too many visuals but they are slowly emerging. Everything has a bright, clean look in the flashlight beam.

“It feels like we did all the philosophizing possible last night.” Tiffany says. “Nah, that is just not possible. There are almost an infinite number of philosophical topics we could make up.” I tell her. She thinks for a moment, trying to think of something to say. I do as well. I always have trouble picking a good topic but once I do, conversation flows smoothly.

“Do you, um. Are you having a good time with me?” she asks curiously. “Yes, Tiffany. Great time. You are a fun person.” I say, as we walk slowly. “That’s cool. I think we go together well,” she says as if she is sure this is true. I look at her and wink. She laughs and squeezes my hand.

The sky lights up in the distance. It surprises me at first. Then there was a loud rumble. “Hehe, maybe we will get soaked.” I say. Then the rain hits us, coming down quickly. Its quite cold but the air is hot. “This is very refreshing.” Tiffany says. She sticks her tongue out to catch some raindrops.

We walk on the grassy path for a while. We talk some about how going on campouts is like natural emotional healing. Occasional reality escapes, chemical or natural, are important in staying sane and functioning in everyday life. She stops walking as the rain pours all over us. The sky flashes with a bluish-white charge. Thunder blasts. She looks up at me with a half smile. She puts her hand on my cheek. I put my arms around her back, and pull her in for a kiss. We stand there kissing and rubbing our hands on one another’s back. She unzips her pants; I look at her with surprise and laugh. “Here?” I say. “Yes. Here.” she replies, laughing. The grass is damp, but the rain eases up some. She gets almost fully naked as I do. We lie on the grass and make out like animals. She moans as I pleasure her and flow with my instincts. The pleasure overwhelms us. When we are done, we are soaked with sweat and rain. “Wow.” Tiffany says, nearly out of breath. Biological mission accomplished. The relief is so pure. The sex seemed very spiritual, for lack of a better word.

We get dressed in the soaked clothes and head back to camp. We are silent on the way back except for body language, holding each other tight. The rain sprinkles on us lightly. As the tent and dimly burning fire come into view, I feel a deeper relaxation come over me. It is our temporary home and I feel an attachment to this place. Ted and Heather must be in the tent. I knock on the door, shaking the tent. “Come on in.” Ted welcomes us. We crawl in. I take off my clothes and put on dry ones, which I had put in there earlier. No one was attached to the social paradigm that people are supposed to take offense to someone undressing in front of them. I didn’t get completely undressed anyway.

“You guys look happy,” Heather says grinning. “I think we are,” Tiffany replies, returning the smile.

“Indeed. Now its time for some R&R in the tent.” I say. Ted looks like he is sleeping, Heather looks like she wants to. “Can I have a shot of dat G?” Heather asks politely. “Sure thing. Help yourself.” I say, throwing her the bottle from the corner of the tent. Tiffany curls up in the sleeping bag next to me and closes her eyes.

“Doesn’t laying out in the woods feel so natural, uh primitive? Ugh, it’s hard to explain. Do you feel it?” Heather asks.

“I sure do,” I reply. I do feel it; I always feel it when camping. This feeling of living like our ancestors did long ago. It feels just right, even more real than sleeping at home on a bed. Heather closes her eyes. “I’m starting to feel that G man. It’s like, hitting me in waves. Very relaxing.” Heather whispers. Ted stretches some but doesn’t open his eyes. Tiffany lies still beside me.

“Guys,” I whisper. “I am going to be unresponsive for the next hour, don’t worry about me.” Tiffany looks at me. “Don’t leave me yet, Ryan,” she whispers. “I’ll be back soon.” I declare. I pull out the small brown Mexican vial. Ketamina Cheminova. 100mg/ml. 10ml. I fill up a syringe and get out an alcohol wipe. “Eww, I can’t watch.” Tiffany says. “Care to join me?” I ask, expecting a sharp “no”. She smiles and says, “Sure. But don’t stab me too hard.”

I inject 100mg into her after rubbing her smooth leg with rubbing alcohol, an amount that should give an amazing out of body journey into other dimensions, especially while on 2C-B. I get a clean syringe and load it up with 130mg. I stab it in my leg and slowly inject. It burns slightly, but surprisingly the needle does not hurt going in, as usual.

Tiffany closes her eyes and doesn’t move. I feel a static-like sensation move all over my body. I don’t feel sedated, but dissociated. I feel my mind losing contact with my body, and coming into contact with something else; some kind of ancient energy or dimension that has always existed. I close my eyes. My body slides across the tent as if I was floating on water in a raft and someone pushed it smoothly but with force. I then begin to fall. Or float, because I wasn’t falling very fast. I was getting sucked into something. Down the “K-hole”. At this point my consciousness exists very differently. I have forgotten exactly what my life is and what it feels like to be sober. I exist as a conscious energy in odd dimensions. I see large green machinery underground. I am moving along slowly, like someone or something is giving me a tour of this bizarre world. The memory is not designed to record such odd events so most are quickly forgotten. Then I am in a room; a hallway of some sort in a brightly lit building. There are three people sitting around me. All of them are me. I am conscious of all of them. My brain has so many powers. It is vibrating with energy.

After some more bizarre, unexplainable hallucinogenic events I slowly return to my body. Wow, being in a body is a little different than I expected. It’s so solid. I look over at Tiffany. She is still lost in the K hole, with her eyes half open. Looking through my vision is like looking at a TV with poor reception, there is a lot of “fuzz”. There is a gentle stimulation going that is more than just the residual 2C-B buzz. I grab the flashlight beside me and get up, unzip the tent. Wow, controlling this body is weird. I go out to the cooler to get a drink. I walk like a robot. My senses feel a little off. Might be best just to go to bed. I get back in the tent as quiet as possible, snuggle into my sleeping bag and go to sleep pretty quickly.


Day 3

After a full, relaxing rest, I wake up to the hot sun shining into the tent. There is almost unbearable heat. Only Tiffany remains in here with me. Ted and Heather must be outside. Cannabis is in the air. I shake Tiff gently. “Is there anybody in there?” I ask with a slight English accent. She lets out a quiet moan as she stretches. “Yea. That K last night was out of this world. I was completely gone and didn’t think I would ever come back,” she says as she rubs the sleep out of her eyes.

“Well, I am glad you made it back.” I say as I push her bangs away from her eyes. “Come on, let’s join the crew.” I say as I gently pull on her arm. “Alright alright. I’m up.” she whines.

As we come out of the tent and are hit with the bright sun, I notice the smoke coming from the joint. “Damn Mr. Smokealot, you sure like your reefa don’t you?” I joke. He looks over slowly with glassy red eyes. “Haha, nah I am just enhancing the scenery,” he replies. “Want a hit?” he asks. “Nah, I’m good. Heather, I think it is your turn to cook!” I say as she sits on a chair by Ted, with poor posture. “Yes it is!” Ted says, with a big smile.

“Ok, just give me a minute.” she says, barely sounding awake. “We are hungry now,” Tiffany says.

After a filling ham, sausage and toast breakfast, we go back in the tent after I take the rain flap off. “Blue Creek is about 10 miles from here. I think we should leave at one.” I say, trying to think up a plan. I like to keep things scheduled and organized; it helps me think clearer. “What time is it now?” Tiff asks. “Noon. We got a half hour to chill then we pack up.” I tell her.

“Want to go for a jog?” Tiffany asks me. “Great idea. Let’s go!” I reply. “Ted, Heather, you coming?”

“Nah, I am going to chill here,” Ted replies. Heather nods in agreement.

“Vamos!” I yell. I am full of good energy. A friendly trip afterglow has greeted me. Also, making a new close friend, Tiffany helps my positive mood. “Yes, vanos.” Tiffany agrees. “No, no, es vamos no vanos!” I say with a Spanish accent. We begin to jog down the grassy trail. I pass the spot where we got close last night. Ah, good memories are being made on this camping trip. The Ted incident seems completely insignificant now. “Bring back memories?” I ask Tiffany as we pass the spot. “Oooh yea!” she says. “I remember how horrible you were!”

“Oh that’s it bitch,” I say in a fake mean voice and give her a gentle push. She laughs and runs off the trail into the woods. I take off after her, jumping over fallen limbs and rocks. I get close to enough and grab her around the waist. “Aaaahh! Help me!” she jokes.

We make out standing up for a few minutes, passionately holding each other, and then head back to the camp, flirting and joking with each other along the way. The birds tweet loudly and playfully. The woods are alive with activity and shining bright with greenery. Pat thump pat thump is heard as we run along the grassy path. As we get closer, I notice the tent is already taken down. Cool, I think. They have already started packing up. We jog up to them, slightly out of breath as they continue putting the supplies away.

“Hey guys,” Heather greets us. “Yo. Thanks for getting a head start on packing the stuff up,” I say. “No problemo,” Ted says, appearing stoned but helpful. “This is the last day of the trip, guys. I am going to miss you all,” I pretend to pout. “Oh, you’ll live.” Tiffany says, patting me on the back.

“We will leave the supplies here. Just grab the pillows so the ride isn’t so rough for you guys.” I tell Ted and Heather. “Everyone got their swimming suits?” “Yep.” “Cool.”

We get all the supplies into a pile near the stream out of view from the road. I rev up the quad and off we go. Onto the grassy path, which leads to the rocky road. Metallica plays in my head most of the way. Ted and Heather chill in the back, enjoying the breeze and view. Tiffany holds me around the waist faithfully and takes pleasure in the ride. Soon, we come to a smooth gravel trail. A large creek is on the left. It could almost be called a river. I pull off to the side when we arrive at a large rock that is level with the ground. About 20 feet below is the water, which is deep.

“Ladies and Gentleman we, have, arrived!” I yell. I take off my pants to reveal swimming shorts. I throw my shirt, shoes and socks off and take off running toward the rock like a kid, not waiting for anyone to get up. I get to the end of the rock and leap. I stay in the air for at least two seconds before smacking the water. An almost shocking cool flows over my whole body as I go under. I get out of the way as I hear a girl scream “Weeee!” Tiffany smacks the water and splashes me. “Look out below!” Ted yells as he flies through the air. “Here I come!” Heather yells then splashes into the deep cool water.

We swim around a while, laughing and splashing. We take turns on the rope swing for a while, which throws a person off at about 25 feet in the air.

One week later. The memory is still alive in my head. I lay on my bed with Tiffany as we watch a movie. What a great summer it is turning out to be.

Part II: Back to Reality

Drugs Defined:

G (aka GHB): A sedative drug similar to alcohol but more clean feeling. Can induce heavy sleep. I think this stuff is safe if used in correct dosages. It doesn’t cause any liver or organ harm. It is a natural chemical in the body. About 5 hours after the sedation is gone, an odd reverse effect can occur causing mild stimulation that feels similar to caffeine.

K (aka ketamine): A dissociative drug used in surgery on animals, children and adults. It can cause powerful and profound out of body experiences and other bizarre hallucinations. It is not really a sedative; in fact lower doses produce a mild stimulation. At the higher doses the body freezes and it is nearly impossible to move. I think this drug is safe on the mind and body if not overused. In fact, some experiences can leave lasting positive thinking about various but specific things.

Acid (aka LSD): A powerful hallucinogen that can give negative or positive mental effects. Sometimes reality is completely lost and the user may panic and lose control of themselves. The effect on the body is mostly stimulating. I think acid is a serious drug and the user should know before they take it they are getting into unknown territory. Everyone reacts differently. Although unlikely, it is possible a user may have lasting negative mental effects.

2C-B (aka nexus): A mild psychedelic drug that gives a gentle stimulation similar to but not intense as ecstasy (MDMA). A bad trip is very unlikely to occur. It is usually a positive trip. Not much is known about the safety of this drug but there have never been reports of overdoses or lasting problems. I think it is safe to take occasionally, but the amphetamine-like properties might indicate that it could cause MDMA-like chemical changes in the brain; although it is likely the effects would be much milder. How bad of a crash a drug has can roughly indicate how bad it is on the brain and body, and since it has relatively no crash I assume it is pretty gentle.

Xanax (aka alprazolam): a mild sedative that is essential to have around when taking LSD or mushrooms. It will stop almost all effects of a trip within an hour at the right dose.

Do I recommend using drugs? No, not at all. If you asked me I would recommend you didn’t. Many people have problems with them. Xanax can form a hellish dependence, ketamine can be psychologically addicting due to its profound nature. If abused, GHB can be physically and psychologically addicting. LSD can bring out pre-existing mental disorders in people.

I do have interest in the psychedelic drugs. They seem to open up new doors. I agree it is mostly hallucination, but these drugs can make one aware of one’s self among other things. It is a beautiful addition to a clear summer night out in the woods, although one should be able to enjoy these activities sober. Psychedelics, if used at all should be limited to around once a month.

Enjoy life sober. Drugs shouldn’t be used to make you happy, they should be used to enhance already positive emotions (if used at all). If drugs are used to escape reality or to just induce happiness to escape sadness, then there will be problems.


Part III: The Interview

What inspired you to write The Insane Forest?

A few things did. I was reading through some old trip reports of mine, and got thinking about summer and those old camping trip trips I used to have. I miss summer and decided to bring it back, in my imagination.

Do you think The Insane Forest completely and accurately captures the trip and related culture?

No, I don’t think any piece of writing could capture it completely, but I did the best I could in keeping this accurate, in terms of drug effects to people’s interactions with each other.

Did anything in The Insane Forest happen in real life or is based on actual events?

Some events are loosely based on things that happened, but nothing specific. I have been involved in freak-outs, sometimes being the one that freaks out and sometimes being the person that has to take charge and help someone having a bad trip. The experiences helped me generate an accurate representation of what one is like.

Is there a point, or moral to the story?

Not really. My opinions about drugs are in Part II. My main goal was to try and capture the mental feelings of a trip as well as trying to paint an accurate picture of the camping scene. This story idea was at first for me but then modified so others could enjoy it.

If you could live your story, The Insane Forest, would you? What would you do differently than the main character?

Hell yes I would live this story. I would give Ted less acid, not smoke any pot… that’s about all I can think of.

Is the main character, Ryan, based 100% on you?

Yes. But some things are based on me 2 or so years ago, like the smoking weed. Also, I have not done LSD in nearly 3 years so I had to recall most of the effects it had on me from memory.

Are any of the characters besides you based on real people?

Not really. I gave the characters a touch of personality from a few different people I know at times; no one in the story was based on just one person. Most of their personality traits I just made up.

Is there going to be any more adventures with Tiffany, Ted and Heather?

I can’t say for sure. It is a possibility.
 
beautiful... really makes me look forward to college. awesome trip report man... i was enthralled. gripping! epic!
 
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