The "I'm about to get lucky" thread

[junglejuice]

Over the past three days I'm 4 for 4 out of every orgasm she's ever had in her entire life. Ever.

I'm a little concerned she's falling really hard for me because of this. Gotta play it cautiously.

I like her a lot, but I've stopped falling so hard for women so quickly. Gotten burned really badly in the past.

 

[Bob Loblaw]

I have a bro-date with one of my best friends tonight. We're going to a brewery then her favourite bar. I've never been to either. Her boyfriend is doing Thankgiving with his family, so it's just me & her. I know she thinks I'm attractive. Sex isn't on the agenda, but omg if it happens, that's like a 3 year goal of mine getting accomplished.

 

[bunnymunro]

I think I might just turn gay, after coming to the conclusion that my woman management skills need a lot of work. This is an extract of texts about my day

Me: I think I might turn gayI

Her:I think you are!! LOL

Me: I wonder myself sometimes, but male sexual organs don't do anything for me. Lol. But yesterday for example I avoided possible scenarios with two women, one was you, to go and see another cos she was going to court today and we don't have sex anyway, we are mates so drove to hers one hour to get a txt ten minutes before saying she gone to bed. Then the married one came to my bed at around four, got me barred up and left, saying that she had empty house at nine so I went back to sleep till eleven and sent her a cock shot and was hopping in my car to go there when she called and said her dad is there. So I give up

Her: Poor you =(
Why did you want to avoid me? Or am I confused after all that?? =O

Me: No not avoid as such, but not have sex (even if that had been an option) if that makes sense

Her:Lol, kinda....you sound like you have girls 2 play with! We be mates =) just take it as it comes

Me: Haha I does sound that way how I have written it, but reality is that all happened in one day, I probably won't have anything even looking like an opportunity for weeks, sorta like the perfect storm

Her: It never rains!!!!! But it pours!

Me: and it shows the extent of my woman management skills or lack of. Hence my singleness

Her: Are you shy behind that personality?? =)

Me:Wow! That's a good question?! I don't think anyone would think of themselves as sly. They may use other terms or methods to achieve their desired outcome and say they are planners or strategic. However, I don't think thats me, wish it were. I generally just stumble along

Her: SHY !!!

Me: no I am a dick and think I should turn gay


Ok so the thread is about getting lucky, this is a fine example of how not to.