the golden nangs - 2004 winners

[sux to be u]

this people win a golden nang award but none of them get a real nang so the whole things worthless

Actually the first golden nangs award at the melbourne findraiser had these as prizes. There are photos too somewhere (I think 50-80 bl'ers turned up) in 2001?

 

[friskk]

Damn! And here i thought i was going to finally win something hahah

 

[sifu_elver]

ahem, i'd just like to note that the quote

"its not about the plur, its all about the hardcore ass fucking"

is an variant on the older

"fuck plur, its all about the hardcore ass raping"

as coined circa 2001, sifu_elver.

carry on,

dm.

<edit> also for the uninformed, the original nang awards at the fundraiser - each winner was given a mounted and titled nang award.. and forced to do a bulb on the spot. many (myself included) were seen to stumble away from the rostrum in a blurred slurry.

 

[Strawberry_lovemuffin]

But... it arrived express post!

There's no giant dildo. Really. 8) %)

Then... what have I been pleasuring myself with?

 

[Backo]

The golden Nang awards is too commerical for me.

 

[Strawberry_lovemuffin]

^ Yes, ever since Anna Nicole was hired as a presenter, it's all gone downhill 8)

 

[katmeow]

Re: But... it arrived express post!

Then... what have I been pleasuring myself with?

The bulberator?!?

 

[UnSquare]

Express. Post.

Then... what have I been pleasuring myself with?

Cigarettes?

 

[sonicnature]

A 6 foot chicken?

 

[NickyJ]

LMAO! Great call.

I hear SLM has purchased the Nicky J blow up doll recently.....

 

[Strawberry_lovemuffin]

^ I'm taking it back, it deflated after 3 seconds

 

[NickyJ]

^ LMAO again! Fuck me, thats a good call.

I'll be bringing out a new model then. Just let me eat this viagra.......

 

[rm1x]

Make some bulb necklaces They should be the prize, my mate used to make them, drill a hole through the side of the top bit with a small drill and put it on a necklace

 

[silvia saint]

how exactly does one get half a vote?

 

[onetwothreefour]

^^^ some people chose to commit their *singular* votes to two or three people, thus resulting in 0.5s and 0.333 (repeating)s.

moe: i hadn't thought of that. quite right. blame the drinking, i do.

 

[sux to be u]

What the first golden nang awards looked like

 

[Taliana]

aww i remember a whole bunch of those people!!!!!

who are you sux to be u? are you an old jaded Bluelighter who has come back from the land of the dead?

 

[Tabernacle]

God hasn't anyone seen Deadman on Campus! SLM you've been pleasuring yourself with a math award

 

[Strawberry_lovemuffin]

So that's why I've been getting "multiples"!!

(heh, nice eh? eh?)

 

[Raz]

...Actually, that was funny.....

8)