JessFR
Bluelight Crew
We aren't irrelevant. We made the Lord of the Rings trilogy... and, um, Flight of the Conchords... and... and... um... we were the first country in the world to give women the right to vote (I probably should have thought of that before Flight of the Conchords).
Plus we have sheep. Like, lots and lots of sheep.
How dare you insult our ridiculous accents!
Lord of the rings was boring! There I said it!
As for giving women the vote, as I said NZ is awesome. Just not relevant.
But that's OK. You shouldn't wanna be relevant. Relevancy means you're big, which means you are more likely to become corrupt. You're better off small and innocent.

You really do gotta work on those accents though. It's like razor wire for the ears!