NotaCaterpillar
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Little different, but when I trip I always feel like i've pissed myself! I have to keep checking and I've even asked my friend if I had before! Luckily it hasn't happened.
The emergency drug shit
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Little different, but when I trip I always feel like i've pissed myself! I have to keep checking and I've even asked my friend if I had before! Luckily it hasn't happened.
MrSpeedyG
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Would always happen to me when rolling, one time I was with this banging broad I was trying to get with and boom out of nowhere stimulantshit prepares! Dont ask how because I was plenty munted but remember pretending my phone went off and a mate was in trouble somewhere in the club I was in 
I get in on d-amp just before the peak effects too!
I get in on d-amp just before the peak effects too!
When I accidently gave myself precipitated withdraws by IV'ing 4 mg of suboxone 12 hours after my last shot of dope and I was pretty much in full w/d I had the complete opposite of an opiate rush in a dysphoric way and then ran to the bathroom and rock solid logs just shot out of my asshole as i was shaking sweating and had the worst restless legs ever. I'm so lucky I had some benzo's and weed to knock myself out with after that I had no more withdraws again it was like that shit where they knock you out and give you a shit load of narcan or w/e but I did it myself.
'medicine cabinet'
Bluelighter
nothihg like it right? lol ive had precipitated WD before in both cases close to that extreme to far lass.
i was at this christmas "rave" a few years ago, and it was like way too many 18 year old girls and like i was about 28 I think, and i felt way too old to be there. i was already feeling weird enough when a huge fucking e shit starts demanding my attention. i found my way to a bathroom stall, and a whole new world of chemical weapons R&D ensued. it was violent enough that i was facing away from the door for some reason. i guess the girls bathroom was real full or somthing, cuz out of nowhere, 3 girls open my stall door (the lock was broken, i diddnt know). the shittiest part was, i diddnt get a clear look at their faces, and i had to go out to this fucking party knowing 3 girls saw me with a gnarly case of mudbutt, and not having a clue who they were. it sucked.
I thought I was the only one! or ill piss and feel like I still have a bit left and can't get it out so I'm afraid to put my dick in my pants and piss myself.
when I was shooting h regularly I'd take a morning shit before my fix. no biggy right? on a number of occasions I'd be taking a shit and fix up while still on the toilet (not very hygienic I know). then I'd nod out for a bit. then I'm come to and try to stand up to wipe my ass and have horrible dead legs from sitting so long and fall into the bathroom wall with my pants around my ankles...
or standing at a urinal high as fuck and can't piss so you lean up against the wall and nod out for a bit then come to with a startle and almost face plant into the urinal...
or nodding off while doing the morning shot/shit combo with a lit cig and burn your dick/thigh.
I remember a heroin shit that was so rock hard and like a log when I flushed it spun around in the toilet and I chuckled "heheh helicopter shit" and had to break it up with my hand wrapped in toilet paper for it to flush...
ohshea
Bluelighter
Hahah!! I used to love to fix while makin p00ps. Whats even more disgusting is id bring a bowl of cereal (fruity pebbles) in there with me and shit, fix and eat all while on the toilet. Thinking back now it repulses me. I love opiate shits because they only require two or three wipes.
Muddbutt, helicopter shits?! This thread is gold.
Muddbutt, helicopter shits?! This thread is gold.
MisterJohnson
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Two or three wipes? Usually with a hardasarock dopeshit I'll wipe at it once real good, see that there's nothing there, (because I always lean forward and look back to get a good look at the TP) and it's done.
Was walking back from the bar with a friend who didn't realize that he needed to shit, and his girlfriend, and he starts stumbling, falls to his knees with his hands gripping his head, screaming about a headache. He wasn't making much sense, and he couldn't make two consecutive straight steps; he couldn't have been that drunk. We got home and I gave him a laxative, and as soon as he clogged the toilet he started feeling better. He didn't remember the incident the next morning. We figured he had just gone septic because he said he hadn't shit for a week before that. I doubt his claims that he hadn't been doing opiates, but if anyone could have just forgotten to perform a basic bodily function, it's his dumb ass.
Was walking back from the bar with a friend who didn't realize that he needed to shit, and his girlfriend, and he starts stumbling, falls to his knees with his hands gripping his head, screaming about a headache. He wasn't making much sense, and he couldn't make two consecutive straight steps; he couldn't have been that drunk. We got home and I gave him a laxative, and as soon as he clogged the toilet he started feeling better. He didn't remember the incident the next morning. We figured he had just gone septic because he said he hadn't shit for a week before that. I doubt his claims that he hadn't been doing opiates, but if anyone could have just forgotten to perform a basic bodily function, it's his dumb ass.
^^^lmao. the last two lines had me rolling. longest I've done minus those tiny couple rabbit turds is 8+days. felt awful.
spephspeph
Bluelighter
People who host afterparties should really make sure they have a good supply of toilet roll.
Moist toilet wipes would be an idea too
Moist toilet wipes would be an idea too
verso
Bluelighter
It's so embarassing and terrible; everyone would talk about how, when they're withdrawing, they've shit themselves before, but this has never happened to me before... until one day it did.
It was so unbelievably awful, and uncomfortable... I don't think that I've ever been so far into withdrawl, so that's probably why it happened. I should have just taken my sub, but, I was expecting to get dope ASAP. It was my dealer who kept putting me off... "ten more minutes..."
It was so unbelievably awful, and uncomfortable... I don't think that I've ever been so far into withdrawl, so that's probably why it happened. I should have just taken my sub, but, I was expecting to get dope ASAP. It was my dealer who kept putting me off... "ten more minutes..."
RecklessWOT
Bluelight Crew
Should have just taken a shit instead
Sucks, but that's why I always keep some loperamide (imodium) in my car. And if I know I'm gonna get sick when I'm out somewhere and not near the car, I got that shit in my pocket. Never crapped my pants yet in my life (with the exception of pre potty training days of course) and I don't ever intend to.
littlepenguin
Bluelighter
I have to take a shit just knowing that the bag of blow is on it's way over.
"Dude. We gotta go. I just sharted."
"Dude. We gotta go. I just sharted."
ohshea
Bluelighter
^oh god thats happened to me before i get those really gassy airy farts and start to prarie dog in anticipation of the coke.
Then when i started shooting it switched to vomiting, and id throw up while fixing a shot.
Then when i started shooting it switched to vomiting, and id throw up while fixing a shot.
verso
Bluelighter
Should have just taken a shit instead
Sucks, but that's why I always keep some loperamide (imodium) in my car. And if I know I'm gonna get sick when I'm out somewhere and not near the car, I got that shit in my pocket. Never crapped my pants yet in my life (with the exception of pre potty training days of course) and I don't ever intend to.
I didn't know that I had to shit, though. It's what makes the whole experience so awful... I mean, had I known that I needed to shit, I would have, but I had no idea. I thought that I had to, y'know... fart... but it was just, not what I expected, obviously. It just sort of slid out... guhhh.
littlepenguin
Bluelighter
^^^the perfect example of a five-star shart. (shart = shit + fart)
Captain.Heroin
Bluelight Crew
i had a huge dose of 1.5mg and she had 750mg
I hope you mean mcg and not mg in that last measurement
Disclaimer: This one is disgusting and not for the faint of heart
I was coming off an extended Xanax bender and was weakened from excessive sweating and vomiting. Lying in bed the cramps came and needed to rush to the toilet. It took every bit of strength to hold it in. Instead of my usual baggy t-shirts, I was wearing a long nightshirt and more concerned about shitting my drawers. I made it but not in time to pull the shirt up all the way. Now I had to take it off and in the process got poo all over my back and hair. That was the nastiest drug shit that ever happened to me.
Reading this story with the judge judy avatar really made my day. I hope it wasn't too much of a mess to clean!
The same thing would happen to me on IV methamphetamine. I would literally wake up, realize it was going to happen, so I would be registering while already on the toilet, prepared for the next 2 minutes. Then after I would shit would come the vomiting and dry heaving, which is a severely unpleasant combination.
Part of me wonders why I kept at it as long as I did... 8(
Wow, that's quite the story. I guess the moral of the story is, it doesn't matter, and you can't let anything hold you back from doing what you want/achieving what you want in life.
<-- thought he had heard it all...
...so you're saying a lit cig burned your dick when it dropped out of your mouth? 8(
omfg
I'm so glad not to be a cig smoker after I read that....
Vomiting as soon as you were fixing up a shot? Holy fuck, this is like, the next level.
I've prepared someone else's shot of methamphetamine, coughing in the process, as if my body was preparing myself to do it even though I knew consciously it would be going into someone else's bloodstream. 8(
I think after that point I knew it would be better for me to abstain from IV methamphetamine use.
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I actually enjoy the evacuation of my bowels that accompany opiate WD's. I leave the bathroom feeling much better than I did going in.
When I did meth as a teenager it gave me the runs, usually just from the first dose of the day. But I quit doing meth when i was 18/19, and didn't touch stims for a few years after that and now amphetamine/focalin doesn't have that effect, at all. Drinking black coffee give me the runs more than speed. But I've been told the bitter taste of coffee has something to do with that(on top of the caffeine).
When I did meth as a teenager it gave me the runs, usually just from the first dose of the day. But I quit doing meth when i was 18/19, and didn't touch stims for a few years after that and now amphetamine/focalin doesn't have that effect, at all. Drinking black coffee give me the runs more than speed. But I've been told the bitter taste of coffee has something to do with that(on top of the caffeine).
limonov
Bluelighter
When I was addicted to opiates the constipation was so bad that at times it was like being pregnant...the worst times I'd go for like 10-15 days without taking a shit and I'd be in physical pain- it'd get to the point that I'd have to let myself get dopesick (proper 36 hour dopesick) just to be able to take a shit.
Consequently, when it got bad enough that I started taking laxatives/eating heaps of fibre etc I'd be terrified of leaving the house. Only once did I get caught short and I took a MASSIVE bear-sized shit in an inner-city park at about 7:30pm...a good weeks worth of food- I ate fairly normally while a junkie. That was horrific- fortunately there was plenty of 'bushmans friend' (a plant that makes excellent toilet paper) around.
Only once did I have to 'manually remove' an impaction...which disgusting as it was seemed infinitely less disgusting than going to hospital and having a nurse do it for me (which is actually what they do when laxatives/diet fails). Maintaining my habit with methadone/poppy tea cheap & convenient, but gastrointestinal terrorism.
But the emergency drug shit (TM) that commenced after I removed the 'blockage' was by far the most horrific shit that I have ever taken. I hadn't taken a shit of any kind for 15 days and hadn't had a proper shit for about another 10 days...so nearly a month. My abdomen was fucking killing me, just moving caused pain and I could barely eat...if the DIY job didn't work I was going to the hospital. Instead I spent around 2 hours giving birth to this monster...I had to flush periodically because I was worried that I'd clog the fucking pipe...The rush of relief was almost as good as shooting junk, seriously- you cannot imagine...I was noticeably less bloated, it was completely fucked. The fact that I'd been eating approx. 2-3 times your daily requirement of fibre each day for about a week before I couldn't stomach it (literally!) anymore only made things even more...dramatic...as you can imagine.
Jesus Christ, just writing this post is giving me fucking flashbacks. Seriously, if I had weighed myself afterwards and had lost 15kg in one go I wouldn't have been surprised one iota. I continued taking colossal shits repeatedly for another 3 days. If not for the junk I think my asshole woulda been pretty sore hehe.
Consequently, when it got bad enough that I started taking laxatives/eating heaps of fibre etc I'd be terrified of leaving the house. Only once did I get caught short and I took a MASSIVE bear-sized shit in an inner-city park at about 7:30pm...a good weeks worth of food- I ate fairly normally while a junkie. That was horrific- fortunately there was plenty of 'bushmans friend' (a plant that makes excellent toilet paper) around.
Only once did I have to 'manually remove' an impaction...which disgusting as it was seemed infinitely less disgusting than going to hospital and having a nurse do it for me (which is actually what they do when laxatives/diet fails). Maintaining my habit with methadone/poppy tea cheap & convenient, but gastrointestinal terrorism.
But the emergency drug shit (TM) that commenced after I removed the 'blockage' was by far the most horrific shit that I have ever taken. I hadn't taken a shit of any kind for 15 days and hadn't had a proper shit for about another 10 days...so nearly a month. My abdomen was fucking killing me, just moving caused pain and I could barely eat...if the DIY job didn't work I was going to the hospital. Instead I spent around 2 hours giving birth to this monster...I had to flush periodically because I was worried that I'd clog the fucking pipe...The rush of relief was almost as good as shooting junk, seriously- you cannot imagine...I was noticeably less bloated, it was completely fucked. The fact that I'd been eating approx. 2-3 times your daily requirement of fibre each day for about a week before I couldn't stomach it (literally!) anymore only made things even more...dramatic...as you can imagine.
Jesus Christ, just writing this post is giving me fucking flashbacks. Seriously, if I had weighed myself afterwards and had lost 15kg in one go I wouldn't have been surprised one iota. I continued taking colossal shits repeatedly for another 3 days. If not for the junk I think my asshole woulda been pretty sore hehe.