Zopiclone bandit
Bluelighter
- Joined
- Jan 25, 2018
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Charging: Yet another bastard electronic device to juggle charging time with all your other bastard electronic devices. Once yer battery is dead, yer fucked. No grabbing an ashtray of dimps and rolling a quick n dirty fag...
Refilling: Oh this is fuckin fun!! This shit gets everywhere, and is quite corrosive. Keep it well away from any surface other than pure granite!
Social acceptability: Fuck all. You're still destined to stand outside in the pissing rain chuffing on your rapidly discharging, leaky, overpriced piece of uneccessarily complicated hipster wank fantasy, whilst looking on enviously at all the cunts smoking proper fags.



Made my gloomy Sunday a lot better on reading that FUBAR, sure the best thing I've seen online since 10am this morning.
Special note to this part also.....
No grabbing an ashtray of dimps and rolling a quick n dirty fag...
I refuse to comment on this habit but "genius all over the world stands hand in hand, and one shock of recognition runs the whole circle round."