I'm famed in some circles for my transatlantic dry humping. Well...does a single point (me) count as a circle? I think I does. I'm the bottom of the exclamation point after all! A very small circle.
Wait....no, if we can take you Raas out of the equation, I will partake in this pink papaver dry humping. Pink papaver just sounds lush on it's own, never mind the woman behind such! Here we go.....15000 km dry hump....
I'm.......bored......the circle getting smaller....now I'm just a period. (.) < see?
Humping periods is not generally known for its dryness. Quite the opposite really.
I have fond memories of dry humping with my first g/f (I was a bit late to the whole g/f thing for a number of reasons). Wasn't actually all that dry on several occasions as I recall. First g/f + late starter = squelchy kecks even when dry humping 8)
God yeah, teenage dry humping memories. Generally a lot better than teenage sex memories, come to think of it.
I actually do go through phases where I'll dry hump any inanimate object that comes into the proximity of my crotch. Well, not so much dry hump as gently frot, strictly speaking. It's only really noticeable if you're looking closely, but it happens.
Ok... better idea. How 'bout we FIRE B/Julie for being non-existant and not checking this thread. Have ME as moderator in replacement (I accept I lack drug knowledge and maturity, but I will make up for all of this on the staff nudie thread where I will become an absolute bluelight legend)... and I will be in charge of utilising and maintaining the wastebasket thread, just in the way that Knock once did...