SummerSerenade
Bluelighter
I'll send you the £50. You don't even have to go near my cock.
Just agree to call me 'the Prince of Darkness' at all times, compliment me on my cheekbones a bit, and write me the odd perfumed letter in girly handwriting with stickers and glitter and stuff.
Deal? No? Get fucked.
Definitely a deal, but I don't think sending it will be quick enough. Birmingham uni area, first person to turn up with £50 or some fine cocaine will receive my undying love and gratitude
