badandwicked
Bluelighter
I woke up last night with a major pain in the ass. No really
I had to get up and everything, after about 20 minutes I felt like crying, but it stoppped and I went back to bed.
This morning I googled it, convinced I had bowel cancer or piles but no, i'm pretty sure its Proctalgia fugax
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proctalgia_fugax
So basically, I had cramp in my arse, well i never
Maybe I should go on Embarrassing Bodies and show my butt hole to the nation.
Anyone else ever had this?

This morning I googled it, convinced I had bowel cancer or piles but no, i'm pretty sure its Proctalgia fugax
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proctalgia_fugax
It most often occurs in the middle of the night[3] and lasts from seconds to minutes,[4] an indicator for the differential diagnosis of levator ani syndrome, which presents as pain and aching lasting twenty minutes or longer.
So basically, I had cramp in my arse, well i never

Anyone else ever had this?