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The EADD Fact Of The Day

OMG PMSL! NOT PISSING ON SOMEONES FACE just to be clear! Well, gent's that's mighty fine work if you can get your lady to do that just with your tongue. I'm saying nothing more on the matter ;) =D

Before anyone gets any ideas the girl Sham is speaking of was not me! I'd always ask first. Rude not to.
 
My wife is a 'squirter'.

I too am a squirter. FACT!

(mildy amusing aside: first time i came across (fnarr, etc) a woman who squirted i thought she had pissed in my face when she came. thought her a little forward for not at least asking if i minded)

In unrelated FACT! news, the core of the sun generates ~250kw/m3 which is about as much as the equivalent volume of a compost heap.

Female squirting is essentially piss. You are being pissed on. All research points to it being piss and men's unreasonable expectations brought about by pornography. 99% of squirt is urine. Google it.

PS MDB. Honey Badger wins every time. Google that too.
 
SMH, I've heard that too, that it is actually comprised of a fair amount of urine, then I've also read studies saying that it isn't actually urine. Can't mind what was said so that's no help at all. One way to look at it is that you've made your lady cum so hard she's lost all control of bodily function, the other way, if correct, is that you made her cum so hard she's released some special fluid that isn't common during regular climax. Either way, you're a champ for making a woman do that! Gotta smile at that kind of compliment. =D
 
Female squirting is essentially piss. You are being pissed on. All research points to it being piss and men's unreasonable expectations brought about by pornography. 99% of squirt is urine. Google it.

PS MDB. Honey Badger wins every time. Google that too.

The phenomenon of female ejaculation is at best, poorly understood, and at worst, dismissed entirely. The latest research I'm aware of was in New Scientist and was far from conclusive, but stated that while female ejaculate is thought to originate from the bladder, it contains no urea and therefore is not piss. This is consistent with my own close quarter observations of a colourless, odourless and tasteless watery fluid which dries completely leaving no stain on the bedding - unlike urine. Furthermore, it doesn't seem to stream out of the urethra, rather it appears to come in a 'flood' of no discernable point origin. Admittedly, reliable observations are rather difficult at this stage due to inherent vaginal untidiness and the propensity of its owner to thrash about like an epileptic at a Hawkwind gig, but next time I'll ensure I don my headtorch first and collect some samples.

However, 'squirting', as depicted in pornography, is usually just urination masquerading as ejaculation for erotic effect (especially when it shoots across the room).

Besides, I couldn't really give a fuck what it is because, as Sadie says, either way it's a hell of a compliment to one's tongue technique.
 
The phenomenon of female ejaculation is at best, poorly understood, and at worst, dismissed entirely. The latest research I'm aware of was in New Scientist and was far from conclusive, but stated that while female ejaculate is thought to originate from the bladder, it contains no urea and therefore is not piss. This is consistent with my own close quarter observations of a colourless, odourless and tasteless watery fluid which dries completely leaving no stain on the bedding - unlike urine. Furthermore, it doesn't seem to stream out of the urethra, rather it appears to come in a 'flood' of no discernable point origin. Admittedly, reliable observations are rather difficult at this stage due to inherent vaginal untidiness and the propensity of its owner to thrash about like an epileptic at a Hawkwind gig, but next time I'll ensure I don my headtorch first and collect some samples.

However, 'squirting', as depicted in pornography, is usually just urination masquerading as ejaculation for erotic effect (especially when it shoots across the room).

Besides, I couldn't really give a fuck what it is because, as Sadie says, either way it's a hell of a compliment to one's tongue technique.

That's about on par with one of the few articles I've read. Samples concluded that it wasn't actually urine. Who knows. Much like bacon, delicious but every other week there is a conflicting "scientific" article.

And yes, a very VERY earnest compliment indeed! =D

Less of a compliment than simply stating a happy fact. FACT!
 
You are all pagans and I don't look at porn since I gave up MDPV, people forget its highly staged, exaggerated and characture, the squirting thing I don't get atall, an so many people believe it. Some of it I just find upsetting to watch as I wonder what psychological damage is done to the women being exploited in it.

Also watching porn with american 'actors' in it is hilarious as they hammer away with their mutilated desensitised tiny dicks at some poor girls orifice while she makes stupid noises pretending to enjoy it.

Fact of the day: Being exposed to porn after 4 years break from it makes it greatly more appealing and you may be robbed of your dignity in the process.
 
you are a bad influence madam.

I amassed so much porn when I was in my MDPV days, I should delete it all probably.
 
cryptic, but I think it's safe to say we are all inadequate one way or another. Just woke up laptop from sleep mode to be greeting with a paused video from last night. Maybe it is calvinistic guilt I suffer from. That and having only moved into this place recently, it feels a bit wrong to be engaging in onanistic activities in somewhat unfamiliar surroundings.

Fact of the day: If you take stims and rant on the internet it'lll be dark before you know it and the whole day has gone! Damn you!
 
cryptic, but I think it's safe to say we are all inadequate one way or another. Just woke up laptop from sleep mode to be greeting with a paused video from last night. Maybe it is calvinistic guilt I suffer from. That and having only moved into this place recently, it feels a bit wrong to be engaging in onanistic activities in somewhat unfamiliar surroundings.

Fact of the day: If you take stims and rant on the internet it'lll be dark before you know it and the whole day has gone! Damn you!

Cryptic my arse! What I'm saying is, if one's skills as a cunning linguist are not up to par, then one will never know if one has bagged a 'squirter' (though a more appropriate term would be 'gusher'). Therefore, it stands to reason that the whole concept must be a myth because 'i'm god's gift to fuckin wimmin me!' ;)


You're spot on about losing the day to BL though. Every weekend I get precisely shag all done on saturday due to bashing the 3-fpm (not to mention the bishop and the man in a boat), then spend all day either formulating or typing gems of quick wit and ready repartee on BL..
 
As some have pointed out here, I don't really care what the fluid is spraying from a ladies vag during an intense love making session. It doesn't matter one iota! I'm just delighted that my performance has been good enough for her to orgasm so intensely that she is spraying some weird love juice everywhere, it could be piss, it could be some other bodily fluid, who cares? She's having a great time. I find that usually this type of whacky cascade of happiness occurs during foreplay. As I'm typing this I have Barry White playing in my head, shit - " Let the music play, I just want to dance the night away, here, right here, right here is where I'm gonna stay, all night long, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh"
 
The planet Earth travels through the universe at a speed of 600km/s (relative to the Cosmic Microwave Backround) - FACT!

On average there are atoms from 100 million different stars in a human body - FACT!

Female squirting is essentially piss. You are being pissed on. All research points to it being piss and men's unreasonable expectations brought about by pornography. 99% of squirt is urine. Google it.

Or just taste it. It ain't piss and it doesn't come from the urethra. It is expelled from the Skene's Glands and this is fairly evident when in the vicinity at the time. Actually being pissed on is a very different experience. And yes I do know this from experience. FACT!

The reason I initially assumed piss was that I'd never heard of the phenomenon of female ejaculation - and certainly never seen it and/or facsimiles of it in porn. I have witnessed it in multiple women though - several of whom said they never knew it was a "thing" either until it became hard to avoid - quite literally :D

I wouldn't ask you to take my word for it, nor to ask Google, creating the circumstance and discover first hand is by far the best way of discovery. I personally suspect all women are physically capable but it very much depends on a number of factors both physical and mental. And as with many things, the journey is at least as valuable as the goal - and probably a lot more so.
 
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