I can always remember one idiot I was unfortunate enough to be lumbered with one evening. A good friend had decided it would be a good idea to invite the wanker home, and I insisted on going with her because my senses are usually right, and yeah - the guy was the biggest twat on 2 legs I've ever known. Anyway my partner at that time was a very bad boy. So, (I'll refer to him as idiot) decided he wanted to score some coke. He reckoned he was from London, and it was so obvious he was putting on the 'cockney' accent. My friend realised very quickly she had made a mistake - and it was a bit like 'how the fuck do we get rid of this gimp?'... Well, coke this coke that 'If I was in Landaaaaan, I'd be able to score in a second' and all that bollocks. So then I made a huge mistake and mentioned I knew a certain someone we could get some from. I just figured we needed all the help we could get. Anyway, my man turned up with the goodies and I had a word. He wasn't a very nice person to know - but 'handy' if you know what I mean. So he came in and asked who wanted the stuff (I'd said it was idiot and that I just had a feeling the tosser had no money - he was a leech) then everyone sits in an awkward silence for a few seconds until idiot owns up and does this elaborate 'SHIT SHIT MY WALLETS BEEN NICKED' nonsense. Us 3 gave eachother knowing glances, and then came the biggest load of shit ever.
Idiot gets his phone out and pretends to make a phone call to BOY GEORGE to tell my man that he is good for the money and could he please tick him the bag. At this point we just couldn't take any more, so handy man came in handy - took the rubbish out and we had a good laugh about it. So yeah - that was the funniest 'bullshit' moment related to drugs that I can recall.