The Downfall of the Savage Lurk Monster!!

[FreeThinker1969]

Greetings to my fellow Greenlighters! I apprehensively wave to my superior Bluelighters and fall in worship and awe to the Gods of Administration and Moderation!! This past June i wandered into your realm and was amazed at the level of intellect and was grateful that you allowed me to visit as a guest even though I was to afraid to say hello. In my travels within the vast space known as Internet I was quite surprised to learn that this action was rude.
So this October I humbly asked King Administration for citizenship and it was granted immediately! Oh what bliss and joy! Well.... that was short lived because I was so small and tiny compared to you all.... I have secretly listened to your conversations, always lurking, always wondering when the light of confidence would shine on this despicable savage. Well a new friend name Crystal came into my life and shook the very foundations of my vocal chords and has defeated and slain the Monster that Lurked!
I disgustingly look at the can of Coke and think "You never did that for me, I was always alone with you peekin out of windows, I cant stand you!" I stand in the sunlight and yell...... HELLLO! to all here at Bluelight.
I am Free to think what I will and have to ability to speak it today!

 

[theotherside]

Wow......now that's what I call an intro!!! Welcome to Bluelight and glad you have walked out of the shadows into the light

 

[FreeThinker1969]

Well thank you! That was actually fun. I am going to read the posting rules a bit more closely to find out what is appropriate.

 

[theotherside]

^^Good idea........just remember-no sourcing of any kind/no flaming or being an online bully/and no posting spam......those are the big 3. All the rules are important of course, but those are muy importante!!!

 

[Captain.Heroin]

Welcome to Bluelight!

Other than the BLUA, and using common sense, each sub-forum may have specific rules, especially about starting a new thread. For the most part, just make sure you have read the rules in each sub-forum.

It's also a good idea to examine closed threads, so you can identify with what we don't want at Bluelight, and also to spend even more time looking at open threads, to see what we do want.